A/N: ah yes, what can i say except...don't kill me please! I can totally explain my lack of updates, honest! I've been taking up a lot of projects that took up more time than i thought, particularly a joint fanfic with another friend of mine that was supposed to be just a joke fic, but...somehow we ended up being forced to write more TT^TT. Then of course, I was doing a lot of AMV work, but more importantly dealing with my mother's upcoming wedding. I'm telling you I don't think I'll ever get married any time soon because of this experience. it's just...too much. I didn't think there would be so much to actually do. but I'm a brides maid so, i'll suck it up and move on. I need to get back into the swing of things again with all of my current fics, so hopefully updating a small bit of something like this one will help me get motivated again.

Life could never be any crueler towards them, it just couldn't get much worse. Sora and Riku put up with a lot, a whole lot while they resided here in the mind of a yaoi fangirl who for some reason found it necessary to torture every living breathing moment of their lives. As they stood in the dreaded Auditorium waiting for whatever disaster was to occur to them today, Riku decided that now was a good time to reflect on his life so far.

His childhood- the one that had been provided for him since he was only fictional- seemed to be all right. He had done well in school, played sports, never really got into too much trouble, and best of all he had been happy. As he got older, things got complicated and confusing until finally…he somehow ended up here. In some fan author's screwed up fantasy where nothing made sense and he was stuck looking at Gurgles wondering if he should just drown himself by sticking his head in there and constantly flushing until he died. It was the only method available to him since their shared cell with Risu was checked regularly for concealed weapons or anything suspicious.

But he was getting off topic, he was wondering exactly how he found himself in this mess in the first place. What had he done wrong in life? Was the darkness he had joined at one point in his life the cause? No, he didn't really think so. While away doing his own thing in Kingdom Hearts, he had experienced some things, but really it wasn't so bad until Ansem came and took over his body so he could defeat Sora.

Aqua eyes glanced up at Sora standing beside him restlessly moving about in one place. In general just being a nervous nuisance to him at the moment. Yes, Sora. The boy was always beside him wasn't he? They'd gone through a lot together before the whole Riku-being-severly-emo-and-going-the-darkside-because-he-was-jealous-of-his-best-friend's-mad-skills trip he went on. At least that's what Sora kept calling it after that stupid heart to heart conversation at the end of KH2. In all honesty, he had been lying about that, he had actually been trying to not get involved with Sora again because he went through so much unnecessary stress when dealing with the younger boy.

His life had seemed to look…peaceful without his best friend constantly at his side bringing problems into it. He noticed while he traveled the worlds alone that he never ran into ridiculously absurd situations because the trouble magnet was nowhere near him. Sora brought trouble with him wherever he went because he was such a nosy goody two-shoes. He had to help everyone he came across and from what Donald had managed to tell him he'd stopped and helped a bunch of people when he shouldn't even really be interacting so closely with other worlds.

'That's where I went wrong. I made friends with this guy.' He sighed tiredly giving one last glare to his friend and shrugging. It wasn't like he could really get rid of him anyway. He was under contract and while he hated the trouble that always seemed to follow the brunette; that was his best and only real friend. Kairi didn't count anymore because after playing Kingdom Hearts himself he saw that the little witch had actually told Sora to take the raft and leave with just the two of them. Sora didn't though, he knew Sora would never abandon him like that.

While Riku stood examining his life, Risu was scowling from her usual seat off stage into space and thinking. Something was up again. She could feel it ever since England had been brought back to life. It felt like…something good was actually about to happen. That terrified her even more than all the possible evil her boss could inflict upon them all. In fact, rehearsals were extremely late. They had been waiting as promised for the screens to flicker on and see the familiar brown eyes observing them from every angle, but all around she saw nothing but black screens. Black screens of death.

"This is very weird." She thought to herself aloud. Something had to be wrong if she was looking forward to something good coming their way. She watched as Riku and Sora stood on stage and started talking amicably with one another. The two seemed to be in good spirits, and were even laughing with each other again after months of imprisonment.

Twenty minutes went by, and Risu had had enough. It was time she found out exactly what was going on right now. This wasn't normal, and seeing as how Riku and Sora were occupied talking about gummi ships – flying around in a ship made of candy, how lame-she decided it was time she went topside and talked with her boss one on one. First though, she had to get out the auditorium without England noticing. The Briton was sitting in a chair not too far from her and staring blankly at the stage. He seemed to look almost sad, and for a second Risu felt like asking him what his problem was, but she quickly didn't care about that and proceeded to slowly inch her way towards the exit.

"Hey Riku?" Sora asked tapping his foot impatiently on the stage. He huffed in annoyance when Riku decided he was going to ignore the Keyblade Master in favor of thinking of the past and any more angst ridden garbarge he tended to dwell on. Really, Riku needed to let stuff like that go. That was his problem, he thought too much about things and it left him all depressed for who knows how long. Sora would normally snap him out of it, and try to cheer him up, but...

He was just so tired of doing that!

Honestly, Sora wondered if Riku liked being miserable. He was miserable on the islands because it was too small. He was miserable traveling by himself kidnapping princesses of heart. He was miserable when he told Sora to leave him, and he'd been absolutely impossible to deal with after dealing with Xemnas. He blamed himself for everything that went wrong and it was wearing thin on his nerves. There was no pleasing this guy!

Let's not forget he could be such a kill joy. Always trying to ruin Sora's fun, or just being a plain selfish jerk. Riku never stopped and helped out anyone becausse he was paranoid and thought everyone was a threat. He also scowled a lot, which honestly the guy could make more friends other than just him, Kairi, and Mickey (Donald hated him, and Goofy well...Goofy was pretty much cool with everyone so he didn't count). It was almost pathetic that even with Kairi and Mickey as friends Sora was still the only one Riku bothered with.

"Still, despite all his many faults he's my best friend and still looks out for me." Sora sighed inwardly, glancing at Riku with a withering look on his face. Even now, through all of this mess his best friend was right beside him. If he had to be forced into some sick author's fantasy story with no chanve of ever seeing home again, Riku would be the one to do it with. Riku deserved to be here, he did not.

"Sora, where's Risu?" Riku asked, snapping the brunette from his thoughts. Sora blinked taking in their surroundings and noticed that indeed somewhere Risu had indeed disappeared on them. he frowned, puzzled as to how she could have escaped without England noticing her. Looking for the Englishman, Sora noticed completely dismayed, that England wasn't in the room either.

"The hell, England is gone too!" Sora gaped. Why had they not noticed the pair was no longer in the auditorium with them? England was supposed to be watching them! He was not supposed to leave them all alone and he definately was not supposed to let anyone escape.

"I wonder where they went? Think we should go look for them?" Sora asked Riku. Riku snorted in response.

"As if. We're going to get a proper meal somewhere in this place. " Riku said making his own way towards the exit. Sora grinned excitedly at the thought of getting real food and followed closely behind.

"I'm sorry England, but you should have stayed behind." Risu said smiling down at England as he lay moaning on the floor tied up in a storage closet. Risu had been close to sneaking behind the Brit unnoticed until she tripped over her own two feet (curse her now too large feet!), and England snapped out of his daze and immediately started chasing her down. She had to admit, England was surprisingly a fast runner. Good thing her creator had given her that insane ability known as Super Speedand she would have left him behind in her dust if she hadn't screwed up by doing the unforgiveable.

She couldn't resist that one last jab at England really, and she should have kept her mouth shut for once, but she guessed bringing up his failure in the Revolutionary War and calling him a pedophilic old man...well you can imagine the pure rage that fueled their suddenly life endangering sprint down the hallways of Hell. She honestly could admit she feared for her life when England was literally close to grabbing her by the throat, and would have if the moogle that had been wondering around at that moment hadn't tripped him causing England to fall and literally roll down the hallway. His roll lasted for quiet some time and didn't stop until he crashed at the bottom of the stairwell a considerable distance away. She was not completely cruel as to leave him there, but she did not wnat him up and stopping her form her objective. So she tied him up and tossed him in a barely used storage closet. Someon would find him in two weeks if he was lucky.

Locking him in there she continued on her quest to find her way top side. If she could get there, she could easily-

"Oh...shit." She was too late...the good feeling was gone.

Zidane was no longer hiding away from Risu anymore. No, Zidane was running down the too quiet hallways of..wherever he was at the moment. He sometimes forgot where exactly he was. A side effect maybe from being in this constantly changing nightmare? He didn't bother to dwell on it. Honestly, where he was wasn't that important. No, it was what he was running from that was the problem.

There! He felt it, the tremors were starting! If he didn't find shelter soon, his days would be numbered for sure! Well, they were numbered all ready with Risu out for his blood, but this was worse!

The walls were shaking and he needed to hide now, because it would be only a matter of time before they caught up with him and when they did-

"Oh thank you! Shelter!" He practically sobbed with relief seeing a door up ahead that he culd hide behind, only to panic as he looked over his shoulder and saw the enemy right on his heels.

"No! No, I can't go out this way!" He cried and pushed himself harder to make it to the door. It was his only hope. If he could make it to that door and lock himself inside he'd be safe!

Fifteen feet away from the door Zidane jumped over ahead trying to distance himself the monstrosities trying to smother him.

Eight feet away from the door Zidane stumbled but kept running, but that stumble had cost him time and distance between him and them. Only through pure luck would he be able to survive.

Five feet away from the door he noticed that someone was standing in front of his door and paled as he noticed Risu standing there in horror at the sight in front of her.

Four feet, He gestured for her to move and she noticed him.

Three feet, Risu glared at him and her face twisted in rage and charged at him.

Two feet, he screamed and tried to evade her, but reacted to slow and was grabbed, one hand at the back of his shirt collar and the other on his tail.

Risu's eyes glinted maliciously as she tossed him with all the strength she could muster back at the monsters now five feet away. They stopped and some jumped in order to catch him while the rest, undeterred rushed forward but Risu had all ready took off the minute she threw the sacrifice, screaming bloody murder. Zidane's anguished cries as he was sucked into the furry mass the only sound not heard over the thunderous rumbling of The Stampede.

"He's gone! Oh shit he's actually gone! Riku I'm sorry! I'm sorry for all the bad thoughts I had about you ealrlier, just please be okay!" Sora wailed running with all his might away from the same monsters that had been chasing Zidane. He and Riku had found their way back into the kitchens and had been on the way to returning to their cell with when Sora spotted it. The cutest, most adorably, fluffy, saddest looking white rabbit he'd ever seen. It was all alone lokoing up at him and Riku with pleading eyes and a twitching nose. He'd melted right on the spot, but Riku stared at the rabbit with disgust. Riku was never one for overly cute things.

Riku had warned him not to touch it. He'd touched it anyway. The rabbit, who he named Sir Beef Wellington ( after the wonderful food he was sneaking back to the room), stared at him expectantly.

Riku told him don't feed it. But he fed it a carrot from Riku's back pocket when the older boy turned arund to check that the hallway was still clear. The thing ate the carrot, but quickly Sora realized with horror that Sir Beef Wellington was not a normal rabbit. The bunny clearly did not like the carrot because it hissed at him and spat the carrot back up before it grew in size and literally split in two. Now there were two Beef Wellingtons...and those two became four, then eight became sixteen and the once wide hall was suddenly filling with bunny rabbits trying to get at the two boys.

Riku had cursed, screamed, and ranted as they ran away. The bunnies had multiplied so much in number that they spilled into different hallways and began charging at other people in the halls who screamed in terror. Riku and Sora had ran past their cell, dropped the food they had worked so hard to get and threw it at the things to slow them down, but they just kept coming. Then Riku sacrificed himself to give Sora a chance to bolt when they had come to a dead end at two double doors. Riku, had let him slip through and told him to run and not look back, but he had! Oh how he wished he hadn't because he watched as the things dragged Riku under and then when the doors closed and he felt he could finally stopped running, they broke the doors down and kept going for him.

He should have listened! He should have learned to never doubt Riku's intuition on anything, but he had and look where it got him now! Friendless and running for his life from rabid bunnies who looked like they wanted to eat his flesh.

"WHO FED A PLOT BUNNY!" He heard a familiar yell, and Sora paled when he realized the outraged yell had been none other than Risu...and she was running his way.

Pikawhore was highly amused as she watched from a security camera Risu running from her own horde of plot bunnies and see Sora running from his own bunnies in the same hallway. Both of them screamed as they collided in the middle of the hall and she could see no more as they were quickly smothered by a huge masses of fluffy bunnies.

She had been waiting all day for someone to trigger another Plot Bunny Stampede. It had been too long, and she was getting bored with nothing to entertain her these days.

"Hehe look at 'em struggle in there." She laughed.

Pikawhore's mother chose that moment to poke her head in and remind her daughter that she was supposed to be cleaning out the garbage can and saw her child, once again, laughing like a psycho at nothing.

"Never mind, I'll do it myself." her mother said backing away slowly. Honestly, she wondered how her daughter even made it to High School sometimes.

A/N: LOl rabid plot bunnies and Parents questioning a child's sanity. If only Pikawhore's mom could see what goes on inside her child's head.