A/N: Konichiwa, beloved readers! For those of you that didn't know, 'konichiwa' is Japanese for hello. But you should already have known that because you're reading a Death Note fic and Death Note is an anime and anime originated in Japan! It's just one of the few gifts the land of the rising sun has given us.

You can tell I really like Japan, right?

Anywho, history/culture lessons aside, this is part 2 of Misa Misa's rise to STARDUMB! And I did not spell 'stardom' wrong; it's just a play on words. Also, a little fun-fact for you, this is all based off of the insanity I put up with daily. In the last chapter, I was in Matt's shoes, my little sister who was being even stupider than usual was Misa, and my adorable little bro was in the position of Near. Except he didn't really get stabbed in the eye. And yes, we actually called the soda 'Liquid Rage'. Because we're creative :D

Also, the video in this is one we actually acted out before I even considered writing this. If it's lame, blame my siblings and the laws of physics. Because they prevent gummy bears from falling from the sky or ponies driving monster trucks. Not saying that stuff won't happen though.

Anyway, please enjoy this chapter!

The sun slowly rose over the horizon. The birds were chirping and the flowers had grown smiley faces and were swaying in time with the cheery music. The sun grinned down upon the flowers and shined it's sunny rays of sunshine all over the flower filled fields (alliteration!). A little girl poorly speaking Spanish and an oddly colored monkey wearing boots skipped happily through the fields.

"Hello, Dora. Hello, Boots." The flowers sang.

"Hola amigos!" The little girl called before turning to the readers. "Are you ready for an exciting adventure? Una adventura divertida? Muy bien! Let's go!"

Come on vamanos

Everybody let's go!

Come on let's get to it

I know that we can do it!

The girl and monkey continued to skip happily through the field of flowers as the flowers waved goodbye.

"Goodbye, Dora!"

"Adios, flores!"

"AAAAAAHHHH!" Mello screamed as he woke up from that horrific nightmare. "Oh… It was just… Just a dream… A very Spanish-y dream… I can't even speak Spanish." Mello panted. Misa's incredible peppiness was starting to affect his dreams… *shudder*

And then Mello went back to sleep, leaving the Authoress satisfied with the beginning of the story, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the story.

…Or does it?

The answer is no.

##

A few hours later, Matt strolled into the room where Misa, Near, and Mello were already sitting.

"So, what's the plan for today?"

Near turned to the red-head. "I'm glad you asked. I have it all mapped out here on this incredibly detailed graph and instruction booklet." Near spoke as he brought the items into view. "It's a very complex and difficult plan, so make sure you study it intently and with care, alright?"

After skimming over the graph and instructions for about 30 seconds, Matt tossed them aside and allowed Yoshi to begin eating them. "So basically we just make a video saying Misa's famous and post it online?"

"Well, I suppose you could say it like that, yes."

"Alright then, let's get to work."

## And this was the product of hours of intense labor ##

Misa suddenly appeared on screen with a gigantic creepy smile on her face. "Hey everybody, I'm Misa Amane, but you can call me Misa Misa! I am the popstar with the looks," Misa said as she began smothering her face. "The talent, la la la lalala," She sang horribly off key. "And the name Misa Misa! And I have not any face. I have THE face!" She began smothering her face again. "And I'm here making my own documentary! With my robot shooting the video."

"I'm not a robot." Matt said from behind the camera.

"Anyway, I am going to show the world that I'm not just a talented, gorgeous, completely awesome role model of a person. I am, like, the amazing, awesome, adorable, Misa Misa: The goddess!" Misa chirped while striking a bunch of poses and spinning around.

"Ok," Matt called from behind the camera. "The camera took a little while to catch up with that and it blurred. Could you do that again slower?" Misa complied, resulting in an awkward looking series of movements that still blurred on the screen of the phone's cheap camera. "It still blurred."

"Well whatever, Misa Misa doesn't go any faster!" Misa snapped.

"You mean slower."

"Whatever! Get over it, I'm in charge here! And what do you know? You're just a robot!"

"I'm not a robot!" Suddenly, Near ran across the screen, clearly trying to escape before Misa grabbed his collar and tugged him back.

The albino turned toward the camera and pleaded, "Help! Matt, save me from this monster!"

So Matt did what the camera men were supposed to do and ignored his pathetic cries for help while trying to contain a chuckle.

(And this is where I get bored of sticking to what actually happened and I have a little fun… MWA HA HA HA HA!)

Suddenly, Yoshi burst in through the door wearing a police uniform and an animal translator collar thingy. He immediately pulled out his gun and pointed it at Misa. "Freeze!" He yelled in a very Alvin-and-the-Chipmunks kind of voice. "Now put the hobbit down."

"I'm not a hobbit!" Near cried.

Misa glared at Yoshi. "You stay away from Misa Misa's hobbit!"

"Ma'am, just put the hobbit down."

"But I'm not a hobbit!" Near insisted.

"STAY AWAY FROM MY HOBBIT!"

"I said put him down!" Yoshi repeated.

"Just put me down!"

"He's my hobbit!" Misa insisted.

"Put him down or I'll shoot!"

"Please just put me down!" Near pleaded

"MISA MISA DOESN'T EVER LET GO OF HER HOBBIT!"

"DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT!" Yoshi demanded.

"Let me go he's gonna shoot!"

"HE'S MY HOBBIT!" Misa screamed

Gandalf suddenly appeared, floating on a cloud. "What the Hell is wrong with you guys? This is getting so repetitive, I doubt they're even reading anymore!"

"…STILL MY HOBBIT!" Misa screeched.

Yoshi shot his gun just as he threatened. But much to everyone's surprise, nothing came out. Suddenly, the ground started shaking.

"Oh no!" Matt's voice called from behind the camera. "It's the kraken!"

And then, from the middle of the floor, emerged a gigantic gummy bear with tentacles. The screen promptly went blank.

## End of video ##

A group of former Misa fans (aka Matsuda and his teddy bear) sat at their computer, staring at the now blank screen.

Matsuda turned to his bear. "I think I'm done fanboying over Misa." He made the bear nod it's head. "Oh, what's that Mr. Fluffy? You think we should move on to fanboying over Ryuzaki? Good idea!" Matsuda chirped before making a derp face at the bear. Suddenly, a fist shot up out of nowhere and punched Matsuda and Mr. Fluffy in the face.

It turned out, the fist was Mello's, and he stood up on the desk that had Matsuda's computer. "How do ya like that, douche bag?" He turned toward the readers. "This is what happens when I'm only here for the intro and I have Misa-induced nightmares! Matsudas get tortured!"

And… Cue the end credits.

A/N: Yeah… Reality is boring. You need crazy ponies to make things fun. Anyways, please review! And remember: The lucky 50th reviewer gets one of the prizes I listed last chapter!

… That's your cue to review, guys.