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Robin: Wally just asked me for pointers on how to get girls to like him. What do girls like?

Artemis Crock: Well, girls usually like guys who can make them smile.

Robin: Did you give this same advice to the Joker, by any chance?

Wally West: Are those my goldfish?

Wally West: Why are my goldfish in your room?

Kaldur'ahm: You said that you did not want them and were only experimenting on them for science.

Wally West: Woah, okay, first of all I was not experimenting ON them, I was experimenting WITH them. Second of all, I've been looking for them for like, a year!

Kaldur'ahm: ...Alright. But you do sound like a 'mad' genetic scientist.

Wally West: No! I'm not the bad guy! Gah why didn't you just tell me you were taking them?

Kaldur'ahm: I was afraid you would eat them.

Wally West: DUDE. SERIOUSLY, I'M NOT AN EVIL SCIENTIST.

Wally West: Actually, Kaldur kind of had a point earlier. I am a mad genius.

Artemis Crock: Sure.

Wally West: Get it?

Wally West: Like, maaad genius?

Wally West: Because I've got maaad skill?

Wally West: In my brain?

Artemis Crock: Just leave the puns for Robin.

Connor Kent: I don't understand. There is a website called Twitter that Zatanna showed me, and we looked for your name, and now all I see are comments about how 'smoking hot' you are.

Robin: Well, they sure aren't wrong.

Connor Kent: No, that isn't what I don't understand. I don't understand how they think you're attractive when they don't know what you look like.

Robin: But you understand that I'm attractive?

Connor Kent: I don't know what you look like.

Robin: I swear I'm attractive.

Connor Kent: I have no idea.

Robin: I am.

Connor Kent: But you have a large ego, so you aren't a reliable source

Robin: …

Connor Kent: That's why when people say that I'm attractive, it makes more sense than when they say that you're attractive. They actually know that I'm attractive because they can see it for themselves.

Wally West: Stole Rob's phone. You should check out these texts from Supey.

Zatanna Zatara: He got burned so bad I can feel it.

Wally West: I mean, Supey totally has a point, though. He's like a few months old and already has a girlfriend.

Wally West: Does Batman hate the Wizard of Oz?

Robin: Uh, I don't think so. Why?

Wally West: Well… Y'know..

Wally West: The Scarecrow and all…

Robin: But that Scarecrow doesn't have a brain. Our Scarecrow does, and that's the whole problem.

Robin: So, I may have to deal with a homicidal, psychopathic, sadistic, manic clown, but you're having trouble with an Australian guy called Captain Boomerang.

Wally West: Shut up.

Robin: I mean, you might as well call him Overlord Kangaroo.

Notes:

CONNOR IS NOT BEING A JERK. He is genuinely confused and simply stating the facts.

Also, for the story's sake, lets pretend that the Flash show in this universe came up with different names for Flash and Kid Flash, because they don't know their identities.

Thoughts? Comments? Suggestions? Favourites? Thanks for reading!

(Shameless self-advertising: For my reviewers who like angsty and/or dramatic fanfiction, go check out my story Point Of View! It's a little slow at the beginning, but trust me, it does speed up. I've been working on it when I haven't been working on this.)