Hey Guys? It's AngelofDarkus. I know you all are super happy to see me, but please don't kill me. O.O I know I don't write often, but Ninth Grade is hard. I'm getting used to it so expect some more of my writing. This is a one shot on my favorite pairing in Bleach *IchiRuki*. I hope you guys like it. :D

"..." are Rukia and Ichigo talking/arguing

'...' are Rukia's Thoughts

The words in Italics are text messages

"Why the hell do you wanna stay in my closet? Yuzu and Karin gave you a bed in their room."

"What if a hollow comes in the middle of the night? I can't just barge into your room while you're sleeping."

"What the hell? You would do that anyway!"

"What if I wanna stay in your room? What're you gonna do about it, Strawberry?"

"I'll lock you in the closet Midget!"

Rukia kicks Ichigo in the face. Cue a bleeding nose.

"If you lock me in your closet then what's the point of this argument Fool?"

"..."

A door slams shut. Ichigo goes to bed with a pissed off Rukia in the closet.

'Stupid Ichigo. I can stay in the closet if I want to.'

Snores start being heard from outside the closet door.

'Ugh I can't sleep with that racket. Would punching him solve the problem?'

The snoring stops and instead deep, slow breaths take their place.

'Finally he stopped. Even in his sleep he pisses me off. Out of all the people in the world I have to be stuck working with the most stubborn, most obtuse, most overpowered fool of them all. Just my luck.'

Beep beep came the sound from her soul reaper phone.

'A hollow!'

Nope, just a text from a friend in need.

Renji: Pick up some sunglasses for me.

A sigh escaped her lips.

Rukia: Sure.

Renji: Thankx.

'Moron needs new sunglasses every month. What the hell does he do with them? Ehh, who cares? I should go just go to sleep.'

More beep beeps.

'Is it really a hollow this time?'

Nope, just another friend in need.

Orihime: What do you think Kurosaki-kun will like more? Strawberry Flavored IceCream or Curry Flavored IceCream. Tatsuki-chan says he doesn't like Curry Flavored IceCream, but everyone likes Curry right?

Rukia: Hmm. I'm not sure Inoue. Why not give him a sample of both and ask him himself?

Orihime: That's a great idea. Thank you for your help Kuchiki-san!

'If Ichigo gets poisoned, it's not my problem. Serves him right.'

Sleep starts to engulf Rukia as more beeps start.

'Oh my god what the hell? Who is it now?'

Not a friend in need this time. It's a hollow.

'A real hollow. Should I wake the dumbass or not?...Nah, might as well let him sleep. I got this.'

Swallowing a Chappy pill and getting out of the closet, Rukia is surprised to see Ichigo already in his Shinigami Form.

"How did you know?"

"My combat pass is like an alarm, genius. Let's go."

They fly through the air with Ichigo in front.

"Why are you so quiet Rukia?"

"Why are you so talkative Ichigo?"

"Why are you being so defensive?"

"Why are you being so offensive?"

"I'm not being offensive."

"I'm not being defensive either."

"Seriously midget, what's wrong?"

'Ignore the strawberry.' "The hollow is going to attack that soul!"

One slice of Zangetsu kills the hollow instantly. A konso is performed by Sode No Shirayuki. On their way back Rukia is still silent.

"Are you sleep deprived?"

"No! I'm mad at you, you dumbass!"

"What did I do?...Wait, is it the closet sleeping thing?"

"Yes you dumbass."

"But you're staying in my closet anyway so why are you still mad?"

"Because you refused at first. You don't want me to be around."

"I never said that. Stop blaming me for everything. You're sleep deprived."

That being said, he flash stepped faster back to his room. Ichigo went back into his body and Rukia went back into her gigai. She opened the door knob to leave the room.

'He doesn't want me here, so I should leave his room.'

"Rukia?"

"What?"

"You can stay in my closet."

Smiling, Rukia turns around and returns to her closet.

Beep beep went her phone.

Ichigo: G'night

'So the idiot does care.'