24th September 2014
It is the big event, the players are there, the cheerleaders have finished, all wondering where Stan marsh is.
Meanwhile in the lost forest, Stan marsh is wondering all over the place, suddenly, out of nowhere, Eric jumps at out the air and ends up lunging at Stan, with his mouth over Stan's fireman
Stan: Get off me fatass!
Eric: Stan! There you are dude! The guys are probably worried shit about you!
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you doing out here?
Eric: Look, I don't know what's happening but you need to be at the big football event right now!
Stan: I don't know where I am!
Eric: I do!
Eric pulls out a GPS and leads him to the stadium. Meanwhile, the boys are at the stadium with Eric's future-past self at the ball.
Kyle: dude, where the hell is Stan?
Blonde kid with a small amount of hair: hey, if Stan doesn't turn up, can I have his helmet?
Coach: I'm sorry butters
Butters feels dejected
Butters: well why the hell not?
Eric: I'll delay it! Token, come with me!
Eric gives token a script
Token: what's this?
Eric: It's called a twist, I'll "sing come sail away" and then halfway through you interrupt!
Token: Okay…
The 2 of them take their helmets off and run to the coach to ask him if he can sing a song to represent the cows a little bit
Eric: Mr Mackey, Can I sing "come sail with me" by Styx?
Mr Mackey: Mkay, I guess it wouldn't hurt
Eric: No, It'll help us!
The other Eric and Stan make it out of the forest
Stan: Dude!
Eric: Come on!
Eric tugs at Stan's arm and runs towards the stadium
The future Eric and token set up the song, everyone is at the stadium: (breaking the 2nd wall here) the mayor, officer Barbrady, Dr Mephisto, Gregory stallions, Chef's parents, the parents of the football players, Jimbo Kern, who inadvertently persuaded a bunch of rednecks to bet on his nephew's team; the cows, which would result in him being "hung out to dry" if they lost their money
Eric began singing
Eric: I'm sailing away...
Eric and Stan were running on, accidentally knocking down people's bags
Stan: Sorry
Eric: Comin' through
Eric: Set an open course, for the virgin sea…
Eric: look there it is, right there!
Eric: I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me… On board, I'm a captain, so climb aboard… we'll search for tomorrow on every shore
(Cut to the last part of song, this is to be done soon)
Eric: Come sail away, come sail away…
Stan puts on his Uniform, then enters the stadium
Eric: Come sail away with me, you guys seriously! COME SAIL AWAY! COME SAIL AWAY! COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME!
The crowd cheers for him, Stan enters the stadium
Wendy: Stan!
Kenny: Stan?
Butters: Oh my god! Stan's here!
Kyle: Cartman, you ingenious bastard!
Eric: Bastard? I think you'll say unabashed!
The game starts, the cows get the ball first, and Kenny takes the ball and throws it to butters, unfortunately without a helmet, after butters passes it to Stan, he gets brutally tackled and suffers a horrible crack in the head.
The cows win and the crowd goes wild, the current Eric cheers as he watches his future-self lunge at a cowboy.
Eric suddenly travels to his second destination: home
Eric looks at his young house and admires it. He then walks inside and pulls out a wooden sign saying: TO BE CONTINUED
(Credits roll)