A shot of the Island is made as Chris speaks. "Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the All Stars, our teams had a scuba challenge while avoiding sharks! Some did better than others, and some just had crazy luck. But in the end, Dave lost the challenge for his team due to his odd fear of sea water! Despite this, Shawn took the cannon ride for his constant bickering with Courtney. At least he can finally be with Jasmine… or Gwen? What drama is in store next? Will Courtney ever put an end to Scott? Find out here on Total! Drama! Revenge of the All Stars!"
*THEME SONG*
The campers sleep soundly as Chris comes over the speaker to wake them up. "Campers!" he yells. "Totem pole now! You won't want to be late!"
"It's bad enough that it's the totem pole, but why so early?!" Dave snaps.
"Just a few more minutes, mom…" Harold says as Courtney kicks him. "GOSH!"
"Get up! We're not losing another challenge! Not on my watch!" she barks.
"Yes, drill sergeant!" Harold whimpers.
"You must learn to keep calm, Courtney. It is the only true key to success." Leonard suggests.
"I'll tell you what my key to success is, you keeping your useless mouth shut! Now move it, people!" Courtney barks.
***Confessional***
Dave: I dislike Leonard just as much as the next guy, but she may be taking it a little too far. I mean, it is just Duncan.
Harold: It's not like I'm afraid of Courtney or anything, she's just really loud… Kinda like LaShawna… Do I love her?
Leonard: Once I saw the good in Courtney I will not give up until I bring it out! She will see the light!
***End Confessional***
Meanwhile, the Glamorous Groundhogs are walking to the totem pole. "Any genius suggestions for today?" Trent asks.
"Oo! Let's not lose!" Lindsay says with excitement.
"Well, that's a given. We barely won, and that seems like it's becoming a trend." Dakota says.
"Yeah, but at least we didn't lose! We need to keep some enthusiasm!" Trent adds.
"Yeah, enthusiasm…"
***Confessional***
Lindsay: Ever since Tyler cheated on my I've been taking it pretty hard. Trent's really been there for me though. At least I think that's him name…
Trent: I'm finally starting to feel like we're a team! I feel like Dakota has really came around!
Dakota: The sooner I don't have to drag these guys, the better.
***End Confessional***
The Tough Toads are just waking up, taking their time and moving slowly. "Two victories in a row! Let's keep it up!" Bridgette says.
"Yeah, we sure have hit a good luck spot!" Scott says.
"Yeah, but what's it matta?" Veto asks. "This stupid shows for chumps anyhow."
"Oh yeah, he's still Veto." Scott says.
"How in the world do we fix him?" Bridgette asks.
"We need Zoey. And well."
"Oh, this is just great."
"Actually, let me test something…" Scott says as he slaps Veto and hits him over the head with a rock. He lets in a huge inhale.
"Hey, you young fart, what's the big idea?!" Chester barks.
"Chester?" Bridgette asks.
"Yeah, you see, Mike's personalities all have a trigger. Aggravation is Chester, shirtless body is Veto, gymnastics or something is Svetlana, and a hat is Manitoba. Even though Mike may be the original personality, it still needs a trigger like the rest. And ever since his reset in season five, it seems like Zoey is the Mike trigger!" Scott says.
"What in the world are you blabbing about?" Chester snaps.
"So, no more Mike?" Bridgette asks.
"Afraid not!" Scott says walking off.
***Confessional***
Bridgette: And I was about to try and form an alliance with Mike! This isn't good! Maybe I can fake flirt with Veto? Then Geoff will get mad…
Scott: Mike is practically out of this race, and since I have him all figured out, I know to avoid Mal. Sure, as far as we know he's gone for good. But as long as we stop Mike from thinking about anything evil, we should be safe. With me having total control over him, I'm practically taking up two slots in this race! Victory is already mine!
Chester: What's a man gotta do to get some privacy out here!
***End Confessional***
As the teams arrive at the totem pole, Chris awaits. "Campers, we have some really good news!" he says.
"And that is?" Scott asks.
"Another Cave has been found not too far from here! Just down by the beach!" Chris says.
"And how is that good news?" Dakota asks.
"That means we are reducing this game down to two shelters… Brains, Brawns, and Beauties no more! Welcome to the merge!"
***Confessional***
Trent: Merge!? I haven't made it this far since season one! Okay, Trent, don't screw up now.
Scott: Not like I'm surprised. But since I'm here, it's finally time to start picking these fools off one by one!
Courtney: I can't say I didn't see this coming. I am an MVP people! I don't even care about the money, I only want revenge. Watch out Scott…
Leonard: I honestly can't believe I'm still here. My magic is so much stronger; I can't believe it! Could this power be too much for me to handle?
Dave: Finally at the merge?! And Dakota is still here?! Finally, time to start that relationship, I mean, alliance I've been wanting to make!
Dakota: Well, this is my first merge… Cool!
Harold: My mad skills have done more for me in the past. I'm not shocked at all. However, I am happy that this is the first merge in Total Drama history that Duncan has not made it past, that is including the seasons he's been in. That guy is just annoying on so many levels.
Lindsay: Does merge mean that the teams form, because if that's so, then I need an alliance. My first one was with Heather, but that didn't work out well. The one with Beth did! Oo! Maybe I can form one with Trent!
Bridgette: Merge? Haven't been this far since season one. I'm honestly pretty stoked! This competition hasn't been nearly as hard as I thought so far!
Chester: What in the world is all the hoopla about this 'merge'?
***End Confessional***
"Since the Sharp Sharks was mostly dudes, the guys will stay in the old Sharp Sharks cave while the girls will stay in the brand new one!" Chris says.
"How is that fair at all? I want new!" Harold whines.
"Harold, it's a cave. It's the greater of two lesser. Anyway, go check out your new homes and meet me at the dock in one hour!" Chris says.
We join the guys as they enter the old Sharp Shark cave. "Home sweet home!" Harold says as he lays in his usual spot.
"Did we even merge? Cause nothing feels different." Dave says as he does the same.
"Such a great presence of power in here! Welcome new friends!" Leonard says to Trent, Scott and Chester.
"Gee, thanks…" Scott says.
"I think I'm going to miss my tent." Trent says.
"Tent? Back in my day all we had was bare floor!" Chester barks.
"Mike?" Trent asks.
"Mike's gone." Scott says facing Trent. "His personalities have triggers, and as long as Zoey's gone, we're just going to have to pick from our favorites. And I've grown fond of Chester."
"Ah, that sucks for him." Trent adds.
"Keep your opinion to yourself!" Chester barks.
"The old guy is mean, he reminds me of my grandad." Harold says.
***Confessional***
Harold: My grandad was a huge jock, and hated the fact of how awesome I was. He'd make fun of me and my action figures all the time. They are not dolls, grandad!
Trent: Well so much for my alliance with Mike. With him pretty much gone, I'm hopeless! I need someone new…
***End Confessional***
"Multiple personalities is really rare. It's kind of cool to actually be around someone with it." Dave says.
"What kind of magic is used to have more than one soul within a vessel, Dave?" Leonard asks.
"No magic, Leonard. It's just a disease."
"Disease?! I'll tell you, you disrespectful little twerp, I have no disease!" Chester snaps.
"Isn't there a better personality?" Dave asks.
"Maybe the Svetlana one! It seems fun!" Harold says. "Well, wait a minute. Keep that one gone. It's too big a threat to stand in the way of my victory. The old man will do."
"Your victory?" Scott asks.
"With my mad skills, I'm going to win. It's just common knowledge."
"Well, I'd like to win." Leonard says.
"Sorry, just impossible." Harold says.
"Well, I'll show you…" Scott says before Trent interrupts.
"Give the guy a break. He's here to win, just like the rest of us!" he says.
"I just want some sleep." Dave whines.
***Confessional***
Trent: Being a team of one will be tough, but I can do this.
Scott: Big boy Trent's stepping up to bat, eh? Going to have to put him on my list.
Harold: Getting along with these guys will be easy; it's in the basic nature of dudes to always get along.
***End Confessional***
Meanwhile, the ladies are just arriving at their new cave. "Well, it's close enough to the old one." Courtney says.
"How in the world are we supposed to sleep here?! This is discussing!" Dakota whines.
"I miss my tent…" Lindsay joins.
"Well this is what we got, get over it." Courtney snaps.
"You guys, we need to discuss what's really important here. The guys out number us way too much for comfort!" Bridgette says.
"Let's eliminate them!" Lindsay says.
"Yes! Exactly!" Bridgette cheers.
"If only it were that easy, Lindsiot!" Courtney mocks.
"I mean, except Trent. He's cool!" Lindsay says.
"No exceptions. We look out for ourselves." Dakota barks.
"Agreed. Every girl for herself." Courtney adds. "Thanks, new Heather!"
"New Heather?!" Dakota gasps.
***Confessional***
Dakota: I am NOT the new Heather!
Courtney: Do I get on people's nerves just for fun? You bet I do.
Bridgette: Making a girl's alliance would put us in so much power! But it's nearly impossible to get these girls to get along!
Lindsay: Making it here means I need to win, right?
***End Confessional***
"Listen, I am not the new Heather!" Dakota barks.
"Guys, can we please try and get along?" Bridgette begs.
"Whatever. Just don't stand in my way and everything will be okay!" Courtney snaps.
"This is season one all over again, girls! Lindsay, nothing?" Bridgette begs.
"What? Nothing? Where?" she asks.
"Campers!" Chris interrupts over the speaker. "Hope you enjoy your new homes! Meet at the dock ASAP!"
As the teams arrive at the dock, Chris takes his place to describe the challenge. "Today, you all will be tasked with a simple challenge! Somewhere on this Island is a key to this chest!" he says as he points to a treasure chest. "Lucky camper who finds the key will win what's inside and immunity tonight! Oh! And since we're at the merge, these bad boys are back!" he holds up a Chris Immunity Statue. "Only one of them, so who ever finds it must use it carefully."
***Confessional***
Scott: Oh, hello new main focus!
***End Confessional***
"Okay, go on now! Find that key!" Chris yells. As the campers take off, Trent approaches Chester and attempts to still form an alliance.
"So, Chester…" he says. "I was thinking, maybe this challenge would be easier if we worked together?"
"Together? Boy I'm doing this as fast as possible so I can go to sleep." Chester answers.
***Confessional***
Trent: Think, Trent. What personality of Mike's would most likely be willing to form an alliance…?
***End Confessional***
Trent grabs a rock, and places a hat onto Chester's head and hits him with the rock. Chester falls over and inhales loudly. "What in the world?!" Manitoba screams. "Why on earth does me skull hurt so much?"
"Um, no time to explain. I need your help, Manitoba!" Trent says. "We need to find a key to this chest. Easy enough?"
"A key? Mate, I'll show you some superb treasure hunting skills." Manitoba preaches as Trent follows.
***Confessional***
Trent: Was what I did cheap? Maybe, but I'm looking out for Mike. Manitoba will keep him around much longer than Chester could have.
Manitoba: Plan is to help this chum find this key, then take it for myself. Mate doesn't know what's coming.
***End Confessional***
Meanwhile, Dakota is looking everywhere for the key when Dave approaches. "Need any help?" he asks.
"Help? No, I'm good." Dakota answers not even looking his way.
"Come on, we could totally help each other and form an alliance or something!"
"Alliance? Listen Dave, this is every camper for themselves. You need to focus on yourself, just like I have to myself."
"Wait, so you don't want any help at all?"
"You're the one who needs the help, Dave."
"Well, whatever then! Who needs you!" Dave runs off.
***Confessional***
Dakota: What? I care about Dave, I want him to be more independent and not rely on me like he did Sky in season six. Dave has so much potential and he needs to realize that! Besides, he'd hold me back.
Dave: *crying* first Sky, now Dakota. What in the world is wrong with me!?
***End Confessional***
As Dave is running off in tears, he passes a confused Leonard, Harold and Bridgette. "What's his problem?" Bridgette asks.
"The question is, what's not his problem?" Harold adds.
"Dave is a beautiful soul that is partaking in a constant war with himself." Leonard adds. "He lets his feeling of newly met females get in the way of what he sets his mind to."
"Wow, that's actually pretty deep, Leonard." Bridgette says.
"Sadly, there is no known potion to cure such a thing. I wish I could help my buddy." Leonard says.
"Why don't you try? Go talk to him." Harold says.
"He could probably use some bro time." Bridgette agrees.
"You two are right, I must do what is right! Thank you, friends!" Leonard says running after Dave.
"Now that he's gone, he won't be trying to find the key." Harold says to Bridgette. "Does that prove my worth to be in an alliance with you?"
"What? No, Harold." Bridgette answers.
"What? But why?"
"Because these are the first words you've spoken to me all season!"
"Whatever, have fun losing, GOSH!"
***Confessional***
Bridgette: I need to make my alliances with someone a little more reliable than that.
Harold: Maybe making an alliance will be harder than I thought. Can anyone here really handle my skills?
***End Confessional***
Meanwhile, Scott is doing his best to find the immunity statue. "If only I can find this stupid thing, I can ensure safety. But if that key comes up, that works too." He says to himself. He then glances over and seeing Courtney struggling in the river looking for the key. "Having fun?" he mocks.
"Bite me!" she snaps as a piranha jumps up and bites her butt. "Ouch!" she screams.
"Hah, why would I when he is?" Scott mocks. Courtney pulls off the fish and notices something odd about it. She reaches in its mouth and pulls out a key.
"Brilliant!" she yells as she takes off for the chest.
"What?!" Scott yells as he punches a tree, causing a key to fall on his head. "Another key? There must be fakes!" he yells following Courtney.
Meanwhile, Manitoba and Trent are searching around some bushes. "See anything?" Trent asks.
"No mate, just an eye full of something amazing…" Manitoba says as he stares at Lindsay bent over looking for the key.
"Okay, perv, let's find this key." Trent says aggravatingly.
"Woah now chum, I won't go after your girl, all you have to do is say so mate." Manitoba says searching for the key some more.
"Lindsay isn't my girl." Trent says. "That's just extremely rude!"
"You're a guy, mate. You wouldn't be mad if ya didn't like her." Manitoba then reaches out a key. "Now let's get movin'."
"How long have you had that?!" Trent asks following behind Manitoba.
Finally, we join a sad Dave sitting by the totem pole when Leonard approaches. "Are you okay, friend?" he asks.
"Go away, Leonard." Dave says angrily.
"I know the pain. Every girl I ever like hates me because of my magic. Some girls just don't like what they see. You can't beat yourself up, you must just embrace who you are. I, for one, am a wizard."
"You know… You're right. The guy I am is a guy that Dakota was totally falling for. I can't be some slum, I need to be myself and not take no for an answer!"
"Not exactly what I…"
"Thanks, Leonard!"
Trent and Manitoba run past the two and over to the chest. Manitoba pushes Trent over and tries to use the key.
"What the heck, man?!" Trent yells.
"It's a dud!" Manitoba yells.
"Oh yeah, there's some fake ones, too!" Chris adds.
"What about this one!" Courtney yells as she tries her key, and it doesn't work. "Dang it!"
"That must mean…" Scott says as he approaches behind Courtney, trying his key for it to also not work. "No way!"
"Maybe this one?" Lindsay asks as she walks up to the chest, places her key and successfully unlocks the chest.
"The winner is Lindsay!" Chris says.
"Yay! I won!"
"You go, Lindsay!" Trent cheers.
"Totally like her, mate." Manitoba says.
"Lindsay, you win free fruit from Don's Scurvy Fruit Barn!" Chris says.
"Yay! I love fruit!" Lindsay yells.
"Should we tell her what scurvy is?" Courtney asks.
"Nah, more fun this way! Anywho, I'll see you all tonight!" Chris says.
A cut is made to the Campfire ceremony with the newly merged campers. "I honestly like it better this way, no feeling sorry for any of the teams! Anyway, Lindsay gets the first marshmallow for winning immunity!" Chris says throwing Lindsay the marshmallow.
"Thanks, Chip!"
"Its… never mind. Marshmallows for: Trent, Scott, Courtney, Leonard, Dave, Bridgette, and Dakota. That only leaves Harold and Mike… or Manitoba?" Chris says.
"Manitoba's the name!" Manitoba answers.
"Okay then, here's your marshmallow!" Chris says throwing the marshmallow to Manitoba, leaving Harold in shock.
"What? You voted me off?!" Harold asks. "Fine, whatever! This show just lost so much awesomeness!" Harold takes his place in the cannon.
"Any last words, Harold?" Chris asks.
"What's it matter? You'll just fire the cannon any…" he begins to answer before Chris fires the cannon. "GOSH!" he yells as he fly's away.
"Harold down, and only nine campers left!" Chris says. "Will Courtney and Scott ever make up? Does Trent really have a thing for Lindsay? Will Mike ever come back to normal? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Revenge of the All Stars!"