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We see a British Man, wearing a red uniform and white wig taking aim with a Musket.
The East India Trading Company, the ruthless business whose feared soldiers cut down anyone associated with pirates.
A group of Soldiers are shown firing into a crowd and stabbing them with their bayonets.
We see an Asian man with the symbol of a bird on his back hoisting a rifle and preparing to fire.
The Saika Renegades, The Mercenary gun wielding warriors who changed the battlefield of The Sengoku era.
A group of Renegades are shown ambushing a group of Oda Samurai and firing their bullets into them.
Who…Is…Deadliest?
To find out, our world-class fighters are testing history's most lethal weapons. Using twenty-first century science, we'll see what happens when the two warriors go toe-to-toe.
No rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is…
The Deadliest Warrior
The scene changes to the fight club and we see several people from different parts of the world examining the weapons and firearms that would be used in the battle.
At the fight club, our team of doctors, engineers, and weapons experts are gearing up for the showdown between two teams that are worlds apart in how they operate.
The Saika Renegades, The Sengoku Era's mercenaries for hire.
Saika Renegades:
Height: 5'6
Weight: 159 ilbs
Weight of Gear: 20 Ilbs
Year: 1570
Homeland: Japan
Vs The East India Trading Company, The hunter of Pirates and feared worldwide.
EITC stats:
Height: 5'8
Weight: 151 ilbs
Weight of Gear: 17 ilbs
Year: 1740
Homeland: Europe
Biomedical engineer Geoff Desmoulin will be running the rests and analyzing the data.
"This is a unique matchup, they both are very similar in terms of weaponry but are also vastly apart in how they do it."
Computer whiz Max Geiger shall input the weapon data into the simulator for the upcoming battle.
"This shall be a five on five squad battle, winner takes all."
And Dr. Armand Dorian shall examine the blows and damage each team will give the other."
"In this battle we are bringing in weapons and firearms each group used. My job is to see how much damage they'll do. Whether it's an automatic kill shot, or if that guy can still stand and fight a little while longer."
Throughout Europe and seeking domination over The Seas, The East India Trading Company at first charged with shipping goods over to the Atlantic, that all changed when Cutler Beckett took over.
A British man and officer examines a cutlass.
Admiral James Norrington knows firsthand how brutal they could be.
"When Beckett got in charge, the entire company changed." Norrington says looking up "They changed from a mere shipping business into a near unstoppable army determined to destroy piracy."
A man in pirate getup with black hair examines a musket.
Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate lord of the Caribbean also himself had dealt with them and meet with the ruthless leader as well.
"I was once apart of them, until I got sick of how they did things." Jack Sparrow says adjusting his hat. "I don't know much about this Saikas but Beckett and his ilk damn near ruined us good pirates.
Gaining possession of the heart of Davy Jones and the command of the Flying Dutchman ship. The Company began its conquest to take control of the seas, and the world.
"Laws where removed, people who where even associated with pirates or even heard of them where shot and killed or even hanged. Hundreds of people, including children took the walk to the gallows. These Renegades are just hired men, they stand little chance against the machine that is the Company that won't rest until pirates have been wiped off the map." Norrington says a part of him ashamed of what he did for the company.
Determined to wipe out piracy off the face of the map, The Company began its conquest seeking total domination.
"I'm not rooting for them but the East India Trading Company will wipe out these Renegades the same way they nearly wiped us out, Savvy?" Sparrow says giving his thoughts of it.
However, our experts for the Saika Renegades believe victory is a mere bullet away.
A man with black hair in a bow and hoisting a rifle practices aiming.
Magoichi Saika is the leader of the mercenary group and made his living off the battlefield.
"The Renegades are tough as nails, these Company guys think about charging to us, we'll just let them come and then fill them with holes." He says as he puts his rifle down.
Also with him is an one eyed daimyo wearing green and a Kabuto helmet with the symbol of a dragon on the back of his cape and examining a saber.
Masamune Date is the Lord of Oshu and has used firearms to their full effectiveness.
"If these Company Imbeciles believe they can win they are bigger fools than I thought." The young lord says as he takes out his pistols.
During The Sengoku Era, The Saikas from their home village employed their services to those who would hire them.
"At this time period, Japan was up for grabs for any lord who had the power to take control. Since none of us were Samurai or soldiers, we decided to make best with what we had. It didn't matter who you where, if you hired us, we'll fight for you, of course the next battle we might be against you." Magoichi says as he explains.
The Saikas quickly became renowned for their pinpoint accuracy and use of firearms.
"They are not simple vagabonds you'd hire off the street." Masamune says as he cleans a pistol. "They are trained soldiers and know how to get the job done."
However, The Saikas also quickly became the target of Nobunaga Oda as they where often hired to oppose him. Allying with the Ikko Rebels and the sects of Honganji, they fought him for ten years. They later also aided eventual unifier Hideyoshi Toyotomi.
"Unlike these other guys who just keep coming, The Saikas would lure them into a trap and then pick them off at their leisure." Magoichi says confident of the victory.
Both teams believe victory is theirs but what about our experts.
"For this I'm going with The East India Trading Company." Geoff Desmoulin says giving his vote. "They are more well known than the Saikas and have an advantage with over a hundred years in technology."
Max Geiger gives his vote for the Saika. "The Saikas from what we understand adapted off of hit and run tactics, The Company is use to formation and order. I don't think they are prepared for a hit and run assault so that's why I'm going with them."
Each group brings into battle a variety of weapons.
The East India Trading Company look to riddle the enemy with
The Musket with Bayonet.
The Flintlock Pistol
The Cutlass
And The Grenado
The Saika Renegades will return fire with
The Tanegashima Rifle
The Wheelock Pistol
The Saber
And The LandMine
In Long Range, both Saikas and East India carried into battle a deadly weapon.
The scene changes to outside and both teams are standing in front of a pair of targets. One wearing the uniform of The British Royal Navy, The other of The Saika Renegades.
"Okay's here's the test." Geoff says explaining it to them. "Jack, Norrington. You're going to be aiming at the Saikas with your muskets. Magoichi, Masamune, your target is the British troops with the Rifles. You'll both have one minute to fire, reload and fire again. After one minute has passed we'll check the damage. Mago, Masamune you're up first."
Both men set up their rifles and prepare to fire.
"3...2...1! Fire!"
Magoichi takes aim and fires into a target hitting him in the chest. He then passes it to Masamune who hands him the other one and reloads the other gun. Magoichi fires again and hit's the target. Masamune finish reloading hands him the gun and takes the empty one while Magoichi fires once more into a target.
Masamune finishes reloading the Rifle and Magoichi takes a fourth shot and hit's the last target and Geoff calls for time.
"Upon inspection, the damage is catastrophic."
"Ah, just right above the heart." Dr. Dorian says looking at a wound. "This guy's dead or soon will be."
Max examines a wound as well. "You got this guy right below the shoulder area. Odds are he's dead soon enough."
"Okay we got three kills and one soon to be kill. Nice shooting boys." Geoff says after the wounds have been looked out.
Magoichi helds up his rifle. "This is the weapon that exterminated The Takeda Cavalry at Nagashino." He then turns to the others. "Is there anything your company boys can bring to the fight?"
"First off not bad, but it took him nearly twenty five seconds to reload. That's too long. The Company would be upon you after your first volley. And second we got a gun that can go twice as fast as that and deal as much damage." Norrington says with a smirk.
To back up his claim, Norrington and Sparrow step up to the plate.
Standing ready the two are given the command to fire. Norrington fires and hit's a Saika in the shoulder area. Jack hands him another one and reloads the other one and he fires and hit's a target in the waist area. Taking the reloaded gun back from Jack he takes aim once more and fires but this one hit's a target only sparingly. Grunting in anger he takes the other reloaded gun from Jack and fires. The bullet goes into a Saika's chest. Sparrow finished reloading the other gun hands it to him and he fires but hit's a target in the arm again. Norrington than runs up and stabs the target with the bayonet in the throat just as Geoff kills time.
Upon inspection, the damage is disappointing.
The team looks over the scene. "The ones in the waist and chest area are kill shots, but the rest aren't looking too good." Geoff says as they peel off the clothing and examine it.
"Agreed, while a shot in the arm can be painful, it is not necessary a kill shot. If he can get to a skilled doctor and get that tended. He'll live. Although depending on the damage the arm may have to be amputated. I say we got about two kills and four wounded." Dr. Dorian says as he looks at the wounds.
Norrington looks at the damage. "This isn't the most accurate gun in the world but it's faster at reloading, we got about near six shots off. Plus the bayonet also works as well in case you run out of ammo."
Masamune shakes his head. "Don't try to change the subject, your weapon is inaccurate and flawed. It maybe faster but it means nothing if you can't hit it." He says earning a glare from the Admiral.
So who gets the edge in Long Range?
"While the Flintlock has a faster reload and an additional weapon with the bayonet, it's inaccuracy bugs the hell out of me." Geoff says at the club talking to the others. "For this I gotta go with the Rifle."
"Agreed, one shot and you're done. Slow and Steady wins the Race in this one." Max says nodding his head in agreement.
In Long Range the Tanegashima Rifle gets the edge.
Edge Saika Renegades.
Next for Medium range, both teams take aim with their respective firearms.
At the Shooting range Masamune and Jack Sparrow showcase the preferred firearms of the group.
"During The Sengoku Era many powers from the western world where interested in trade with Japan. Spain, Portugal, France, they all looked for trade and business with us. One of the things they brought over that the Saikas capitalized on was this, the Wheelock Pistol." The leader of the Date clan shows showing the pistols he carried.
"You can keep those fancy French guns." Jack says not impressed with it and brings up his own pistol that he used to shoot Barbossa. "The Flintlock is my and the Company's preferred gun to get the job done. It's more accurate, and doesn't misfire nearly as often as that toy gun you're carrying."
Since talk is cheap each group prepares to fire. Each of them will have three shots Going first for the Company, Jack Sparrow.
Taking aim at the target, The Pirate Lord of the Caribbean pulls the trigger and fires. The bullet hit's the chest of the target. Reloading he takes aim again and fires hitting the target. He reloads once again and fires, but this time there is a misfire. Scowling he quickly reloads and fires hitting the target.
Now Masamune will attempt to do the same thing with his pistol
Standing in front of the target, Masamune pulls the trigger and fires at the setup target. He then reloads and pulls the trigger but there is a misfire. Grunting he reloads and fires hitting the target. Reloading he looks to fire but there is another misfire. Scowling in anger he reloads once more and hit's the target.
"Okay, let's see the damage we have here." Dr. Dorian says as they examine the targets. He then turns to face them "Congratulations Masamune, Jack. You where both three for three on kills."
"However, there is a problem." Max says. "Both guns where capable of misfiring. In a squad on squad fight, a gun that misfires is worthless and is more of a liability. Especially if it does it on a daily basis."
Sparrow only shrugs. "Well if it does happen I can always just use it as a club instead."
So who has the edge in Medium Range.
"I'm going all the way with The Flintlock on this one. Although it misfired, it didn't nearly as often as the Wheelock did." Max says to them.
"Agreed, two misfires to one? I'm going with the one that does the least misfire." Dr. Dorian says as well.
"We're three for three." Geoff says also. "Edge to the Flintlock."
In Medium Range The Edge goes to the Company with its Flintlock Pistol
Edge East India Trading Company.
Now for Explosive weapons each side looked to blow away the other.
"This is one of the type of mines used by us." Magoichi said showing it to them all of them outside. "The Saikas would bury it, lure an enemy towards them and once they added even the slightest pressure to it. BOOM! It would go off and dead enemies and we're free to do whatever we want."
Geoff looks at it and nods his head. "Okay this is what I've been looking forward too. We got a couple of East India guys over there ready to take over your land. Let's see you use it to blow them to smithereens."
Magoichi burying it in the middle of the group gets up and runs off. The group that is on remote controlled stands move forward when one of them passes over it and sets it off.
KABOOM!
The mine goes off and sends dirt flying up into the air, covering the ground with dust and smoke from the explosion.
The Mine sets off a big bang, but what are the results.
The team looks at them and examine the patches they weared.
"These two are dead and one of them's missing a limb from it." Max says as they examine it. "However," He says and checks the farthest one from it. "No signs of shrapnel, no fragments in his face and the patch isn't tripped we got a survivor on this one."
Although the damage is impressive the opposition find it to be risky.
"I don't trust mines." Jack said shaking his head. "If I buried one and went and got meself some Rum. I'd forget where I buried it and risk blowing myself back to Davy Jones Locker. I prefer a good old fashion Grenado."
Now Jack looks to show that they have a bigger bang with the Grenado.
Lighting the bomb and hiding behind a makeshift fort, Jack Sparrow throws it at a group of Dummy's dressed in Saika outfits. Taking cover and covering his ears. The group wait for it to go off.
BOOM! The Grenado goes off and covers the area in smoke. After the dust is settled they are examined.
The Grenado appears to have done severe damage to all of them.
"By the look of it, all three of them have gotten shrapnel and fragments. The patches are tripped. The explosion didn't kill them by the look of it, but the fragments did its job." Geoff says looking at it.
"Yeah it did its job, but c'mon those bombs we can see coming, you have no idea where our mine will be at." Magoichi says not convinced.
So who gets the edge in Explosives?
"I really like the Mine. It's hidden and you have no idea where it could be. You could pass by it and have no idea you just nearly triggered your own death." Geoff says but is met with disapproval.
"I'm sorry but you gotta add in to the fact that the Grenado managed to kill all three. Plus you may forget where you put the Mine as well." Max argues.
"I'm going with Max as well. The Mine if it is handled wrong, can be your own enemy as well as that of your allies." Dr. Dorian says as well agreeing with him. "For that I gotta give the edge to the Grenado."
The Grenado blows away the Land Mine.
Edge East India Trading Company.
Now for short range, our warriors are ready to get up close and personal.
Taking his cutlass in hand Norrington stands ready as a slab of cattle beef is setup. The beef is let go and he waits for the right moment and then slashes at it and cuts through it like butter spilling the contents and nearly cutting it right off. The then stabs the beef with it in the chest area going right through it with his blade.
Masamune then takes his saber as well and stands ready as another slab of cattle beef is setup. The large beef is let go and descends towards him. Instead of slashing at it he instead lets out a cry and thrusts it right into the beef going all the way through. He then tears it out and slashes at it cutting part of it off and slashes it again cutting more parts off of it.
Upon examination both of them delivered kill bows with their weapons. They both looked evenly matched as they both gutted and slashed their way through it.
So who gets the edge in Short Range?
"I'm honestly stumped on this way. Both blades delivered kill blows and neither side is wearing armor of any sort to protect themselves. Neither really has the advantage over the other." Max says to them.
"I'm stumped as well, both where fast, powerful, and precise on their attacks. I can't pick one." Geoff says shaking his head.
In Short Range Neither side gets the advantage over the other.
Edge Even
Finally after all the tests are done it is time to decide, East India Trading Company? Or Saika Renegades.
It will be a battle of opposites…
West…
A group of Soldiers fires their muskets into a group of pirates.
vs. East
The Renegades are shown taking aim at a target area
Hit and Run…
A Saika lures a group of Oda soldiers and watches as they get blown up by a mine.
Vs A Relentless Assault.
The East India Company is shown raiding a town and killing all in it.
"It is time to decide who is the Deadliest Warrior." Max says sitting at the computer and he hit's a key.
The Battle…
A group of soldiers are shown getting out of a rowboat, there where five of them and each weared a Red uniform and White wig. The One in front's outfit was more decorated and regal signifying himself as the leader of the group. They then start to march.
These where the East India Trading Company.
Not far a group of Japanese soldiers wearing green and having the symbol of a bird on the back of their outfits and one of them digging a hole in the ground and placing a Mine in it where nearby.
These where the Saika Renegades.
A Renegade appears and shouts to his comrades that a group of enemies where nearby. Gathering their guns they prepare to ambush them.
The EITC continues to march as they examine their surroundings.
Unaware to them The Saika Renegades have seen them and are hiding in the Tall Grass waiting for them to get in range. The Saikas watch as the strange enemies continue to march. Seeing them getting in range the leader of the group gives the command.
The group raises as one and fires their rifles into the group. The East India troops where caught unaware and one of them was struck down through the chest and killed instantly.
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The Saika begin to retreat back the way they came. The Captain of the Company orders a counter fire and they fires their muskets.
Two of the Saikas are hit and fall down while the rest retreat. The Captain orders a charge and they charge their way forward. One of the soldiers noticed that one of the shot Renegades wasn't dead and trying to crawl away. He then stabs him in the back with his Bayonet.
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Charging after the Renegades who retreat into the forest The Company pursues them. The Captain fires his Pistol but misses hitting a tree. In response the Leader of the Saikas turns and fires his own Wheelock pistol and catches a soldier right in the heart killing him.
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The Renegades continue their retreat and run past the mine they had setup earlier. The one in the back sees them coming and noticing the mine grins and calls out to them daring them to come after him. He continues taunting them in his language.
Snarling in anger at him The Soldiers chase after him. The Captain and The soldier behind him pass the patch of dirt thinking nothing of it. But the third one wasn't so lucky and his foot pressed down upon the mine.
An explosion filled the scene and when the dirt and dust fade the soldier is shown dead having been killed in it.
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The remaining troops continue chasing after the Saikas going uphill. A shot then whizzes past them and hit's a tree. They look and see a Saika ducking behind a giant rock trying to reload his rifle.
Mentioning to his lone comrade. The Captain ducks behind a rock and produces a Grenado from his pants pocket. His comrade lights it and he throws it at the rock.
The Renegade having finished reloading prepares to fire when something rolls past the rock. He looks at it and sees that it is a bomb! He screams in horror just as it goes off right in front of him.
The Company troops seeing the explosion run past the rock and past it paying no attention to the dead Saika.
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Having reloaded their muskets they continue charging. When a shot rings through the air and catches one of them and he falls down to the ground. The captain looks over at him and sees that he has a hole in his head. He looks up and sees a Renegade having shot him with his Rifle.
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The Captain raises his other pistol and fires at him but there is a misfire. The Saika draws his Saber and charges down towards him forcing him to draw his cutlass. The Renegades attacks him with wild slashes and swings and the Captain parries and counters the attacks.
The Saika avoids a cut at his arm and his own swing is blocked. The captain ducks under an overhead swing and runs him through with the Cutlass the blade sticking out of his body.
Coughing up blood, he is pushed off it and dies on the ground. The Captain cleans his sword of the blood on it off his body.
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He looks around and sees The Leader of the Renegades. The Leader raises his pistol and pulls the trigger but there is a misfire. Cursing his luck he turns to run. The Leader aims his Musket and fires and the bullet hit's the leader in the arm wounding him.
Yelling in pain he runs away and into the forest. The Captain smirks and gives pursue.
The Leader of the Renegades clutches his arm as he heads into the deeper parts. He spies a pair of branches nearby and grinning takes off his jacket and hangs it on there. He then gets into a hiding spot and hastily reloads his Rifle.
The Captain catching up to the area looks around for him when he spies not far from him a jacket with the symbol of the bird on it. Recognizing it he grins and charges and stabs his Bayonet thinking he had him.
To his surprise the piece of clothing fell off the branches. He then suddenly hears a shout from behind and turns around to see the Renegade aiming his Rifle at him.
The bullet goes right into his chest and through his heart killing him instantly.
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The Saika Renegade Leader retrieves his clothing and putting it back on lets out a cry of victory and then leaves to tend to his wounds.
Winner: Saika Renegades
After a thousand battles, The Saika Renegades emerged victorious with 537 kills. Their best weapon was their trademark Rifle.
Saika Renegade kills
Tangashima Rifle: 240
Wheelock Pistol: 57
Land Mine: 160
Saber: 80
Total: 537
The East India Trading Company managed to score 463 kills. All of their weapons scored in the Hundreds yet came up short.
East India Trading Company kills
Flintlock Musket with Bayonet: 120
Flintlock Pistol: 100
Grenado: 137
Cutlass: 106
Total: 463
We are back at the fight club and hear from the others.
"I think the Saikas won was due they where more adapt at hit and run tactics for small groups." Max says giving his views on it. "The Company's soldiers are more suited for a full on large assault."
"I honestly admit I'm surprised I thought The Saikas wouldn't stand a chance." Geoff says surprised at it.
"While I'm not really happy those Saika blokes won." Jack Sparrow admits and he then starts to grin. "I am rather happy they lost as well. Savvy?"
"Oda troops, East India Company, it doesn't matter." Magoichi says with a boastful smile. "We'll fill them all up with holes. As no one can best the Saika Renegades when it comes to Firearms. No one."
A group of Saika Renegades are shown and they fire their Rifles in unison sending a volley at the screen.
That's it for this right. Review please.
