A/N - Hey guys! So sorry for the wait, but I got a laptop this weekend, so now I should be updating much more regularly now that I don't have to type everything from my iPod touch screen. That was pretty tough! XD But I am starting to run out of ideas for this story, so if you want more, I really need your ideas!

Thanks to yellowrose437, Nirette, and Gollumgirl2003 for the ideas! And thanks to everyone else who reviewed, followed, or favorited!

Disclaimer - I don't own anything, so don't sue me.

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(to Theoden)

Hello. My name is Eowyn.

You left me behind.

Prepare to die.

Hello. My name is Elrond.

I'll have you know that my eyebrows are completely natural! They are most certainly not drawn on or any funny business like that! How dare you suggest something as preposterous as that?

Prepare to DIE!

(to Frodo)

Hello. My name is Barliman Butterbur.

You ruined my best beds and sheets.

Prepare to die.

(to Merry and Pippin)

Hello. My name is Gandalf.

You ruined my fireworks show! The dragon was supposed to come last! You made it look like I did that! Now they all think I'm immature! Me! Gandalf the White! How dare you ruin my reputation like that!

PREPARE TO DIE!

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A/N - Thanks for reading! Like I said, I really need some ideas for this story! And if possible, just give me a prompt, like 'from someone to someone about something'; don't write out the whole thing, because then I feel like I'm just rewriting your ideas! ;) Please review and tell me what you think!