Title: Guilt

Victim/s: Tashigi & Zoro

A/N's: Ahhh don't kill me! I'm not purposely skipping the other two requests honest! I will do my best to try doing them! It's just I have been sitting here for an hour now trying to write the next chapter for "You're Mine" but my muse seems to be out for a really long smoke break …but when I got the request for a prank with Zoro … I don't know, I just got smacked hard with an idea. So wanting to at lest write something tonight I did this.

I hope you like it JoaniHagauri-Chwaaan! *noodle dances*

Also sorry it kinda turned out to be a Oneshot this time ^.^;

Sanji's chest swelled with pride as he stood back to admire his master piece, a triple-decker raspberry chocolate cake. It sat on a white platter making the dark cream chocolate stand out in contrast to the bright white of the platter's color and helped make the fresh dark red raspberries stand out too that were garnished selectively around the sweet treat. To add to the simplistic beauty, a mint leaf and thee more raspberries sat dead center on top of the cake.

Picking up the platter he now moved to the kitchen door ready to reap the rewards for all his hard work and surprise his lovely ladies! His heart fluttered within his chest. He could almost hear their praises already!

WACK!

The kitchen door slammed open and right into Sanji's face as he had been reaching for the doorknob. The force of it knocked Sanji back and flat on his ass while leaving his face bright red and nose bleeding.

Zoro stood in the doorway. He had come to the kitchen for a bottle of sake to help with his bad mood that Nami had put him in, yet that mood came to a halt at seeing the cook on the floor.

The blonde glared up the swordsman. "Shitty bastard! What's wrong with you coming in a room like that!" yelled out the cook.

"Tch serves you right baka-cook for standing behind doors." Zoro was about to step in but stopped as he noticed his insult was being ignored and Zoro took in the new look on the cook's face.

Sanji had suddenly realized the platter was no longer in his hand. Franticly for a moment he looked around for it before his blue eyes landed on it. His face fell in a look of heartbreak.

The cake he had spent hours on now lay on the kitchen floor in a streak of a mess smashed all to hell and the white platter in many pieces spread though out the chocolate mess. He could not sever anyone food with broken glass in it. All his work for nothing…and worst of all ….the food was now a waste.

Zoro's eyes traveled in line to where the cook was looking and his eyes then widen at the sight of the mess…the mess he had caused.

"Get out." came the quiet voice of the cook.

"Oi cook I…" Zoro tried.

"OUT!" yelled Sanji.

Zoro frowned and left slamming the kitchen door closed with him.

Sanji then stayed sitting there on the floor and lit up a cigarette.

Once he was done with his smoke and calm enough he got up and cleaned up the mess, though having to thrown away food was setting off his anger again. The shitty swordsman had gone to far this time! Eying the Den Den Mushi he let his temper get the better of him.

…

Tashigi was sitting at her desk in her shared office space of the marine ship she was on, and was going over some paper work at the moment.

Smoker then came into the room and lay down a stack of papers on her desk, "When you get time check these over too." he informed giving no more information about them then that.

"Right away sir!" She promptly answered back willing to do good job on whatever the task was.

Then the Den Den Mushi went off.

Smoker froze his eyes going wide looking at the thing as it called out again to be answered. A cold sweat broke out on the man's face as he then suddenly blotted out of the room yelling back to Tashigi, "I'm not here!"

Tashigi frowned but answered the Den Den Mushi. "Hello."

"Greetings darling I'm calling for the sweet flower Ensign Tashigi!" came a very overly happy voice.

Tashigi blinked. "Erm…I'm she."

"Ah fabulous, just fabulous! I'm Bret from Bret's Wedding Planning Services and I'm just calling to confirm if I have your right measurements for the dress Roronoa Zoro reserved for his sweet bride to be!"

Tashigi whole face went to a bright beat of red as she stuttered, "W-wha? Roronoa did huh? Bride!"

There was a pause. "Oh dear don't tell me he has not asked yet. Oh darn this must be one of those surprise weddings, right at the moment kind of thing… oh they are so very romantic but I guess I just ruined that all."

Tashigi stared at the Den Den Mushi.

After a bit of silence … "Miss are you still there?"

"Y-yes." Tashigi was still trying to wrap her mind around this all and what it could mean. Zoro was a very powerful man though and if she did become his wife then she could make him ….

"Yes, yes I'm here! And I have a few questions!" she smiled in victory. She would catch Roronoa Zoro this time for sure!

…

One week later

Sanji just had finished up the dishes from dinner and was now wiping off the counter tops. Even though the crew was docked at an island everyone tonight, well everyone but the shitty swordsman, had chosen to eat dinner on the ship. It had set Sanji's own plans for the night back a bit but he would never turn away hungry mouths.

The kitchen door then opened and Zoro walked in with a pink small square box that was a bit bigger then his hand.

"Ah Marimo! Just the pack mule I needed!" the cook spoke up flashing a bright smile and tossed down his rag to pull a piece of paper from his coat pocket.

Zoro's eyes widened in surprise as that had been the most words the shitty cook had said to him in a week's time now, ever since … well since Zoro had ruined his cake. "Oh?" was his simple reply however.

Sanji held out a piece of paper to Zoro. "Here is a map so you won't get lost. I need you to pick up some crates of meat that were special ordered and get there with in the hour before the place closes."

Zoro took the paper with his free hand and looked at it, "Err sure cook." He submitted just like that to the request, then put the paper in his pocket and held out the box he held in his other hand to the blonde. "Here." he then said as his cheeks slightly tinting and he looked away.

The cook was a bit shocked at how easy that had been to set the last piece for his master plan into motion on how to get the swordsman back, yet even more surprised at the box he was being presented with. Suspicion then pulled him to this senses and he didn't reach out of it just yet.

"What is it?" questioned the cook cautiously.

Zoro frowned and mumbled something.

"What was that Marimo?" Sanji then asked frowning now.

"A TART!" the swordsman then yelled out.

The cook just looked at Zoro as if he were crazy.

The swordsman peeked a glace at Sanji then looked away again as he explained, "It's not your cooking, but its sups to be the best on the island here. It's to pay you back for the cake." then trusted the box into cook making him take it only then to quickly hurry in retreat out of the kitchen in high embarrassment.

Sanji just blinked as he now held the box while watching Zoro leave. After a few moments the cook sat down on a stool at the counter island and opened the box. Eyeing over the tart he tried a bite and found it rather quite good. He frowned and chewed on the food as well as his thoughts. As the sweet treat hit his stomach, guilt started to flood over him.

The shitty swordsman had been missing since morning, no doubt being lost looking all over for the place that sold this tart. All just so…Sanji frowned more.

…

Two hours later …

"Thanks." Zoro said to the little old woman that had helped him find his way with the map to the place he was sups to be at. He then stared up at the building and frowned. Why in the hell would there be crates of meat here?

Shrugging he went on into the church and blinked in utter surprise at what he saw.

Tashigi stood in a white long wedding dress at the alter in the church with a priest, both looking rather bored, but when the woman saw Zoro enter Tashigi glared at him.

Pointing a finger at Zoro she yelled out, "Roronoa Zoro you have some nerve! I have been waiting here for an hour now! BUT as you can see I'm accepting your request and will be your bride."

Zoro deadpanned.

"Yet there are certain changes you will need to make with in your life for me to be a part of it! First you will need to stop being a pirate! Next you must join the marines and as well treat your swords with more care and not drink so much and …hey get back here!"

In mid of the woman's speech Zoro turned and ran for all he was worth out of the church.

Zoro kept running and looked over his shoulder to see now Tashigi chasing him.

"Stop right now Roronoa Zoro!" She yelled.

"Like hell I would!" cried out the man in panic.

The chase seemed to last forever and soon enough the swordsman was utterly lost and no closer to shaking Tashigi from his trail. He looked back over his shoulder again as he turned down another street and looked back around just in time to keep himself from running into a wall…a dead end!

Tashigi stood now at the mouth of the ally, her hands on her hips. "You're not getting away this time! It's time you turned over a new life or turn over your swords!"

Zoro pressed his back tightly to the wall his eyes wide in panic as he stared in horror as the woman got closer to him, then suddenly he was jerked up and over the wall and pulled along into a run.

Dumbfounded Zoro stared at the back of Sanji as the blonde held his arm leading him in a run across roof tops. To be saved by all people, it had to be this bastard! Crap he was never going to live this down now.

Once the pair was a good distance away from where Tashigi had cornered the swordsman the two men dropped down onto a street and started to head back to the ship in silence with Sanji leading the way.

After a bit of time Zoro grudgingly uttered out the word he just knew the cook was dying to hear. "Thanks…" and added, "Damn woman has really lost her mind this time."

Sanji lit up a cigarette and frowned, "Huh sure…" he said rather uneasy like.

Putting his hands behind his head Zoro looked up at the stars shinning down and smirked, "Guess this means I owe you one."

Sanji pouted and looked away from the swordsman, "Huh lets just call it even."

"Ah that reminds me I didn't get those crates of meat." Zoro then said, rather in relief the cook didn't seem to be planning to make a big deal about this.

"Don't worry about it. I will take care of it tomorrow." Sanji puffed away at his cigarette as more guilt burned with in him.

Zoro blinked and let his hands drop down as he looked over at the cook and smiled, "Heh, I should buy you sweets more often if it makes you this nice."

Sanji turned fully beat red, "Oi! Don't say shit like that all of sudden!"

Zoro just laughed as they walked on side by side along the road.

A/N's: A bit different from my norm prank calls but I hope you all enjoyed it anyways ^.^;

Also keep in mind I might not update so fast as I'm trying to finish "You're Mine" Yet I can't help myself when muse hits me so who knows how fast the next one will be up! And YES! I will get to those other requests … it just might be a bit ^.^;