A/N:I sort of rambled in this but I hope it delivers. Also, I'm still accepting ideas for this if anyone has any ideas, don't be afraid to let me know. I'm going to be having a lot of fun with the ones I have gotten. Happy readings!
Disclaimer in chapter one.
CaseNovak has signed on.
NewYorksFinest has signed on.
TheIceQueen has signed on.
NewYorksFinest: Casey there's something I forgot to tell you about your plan and I didn't remember until last minute…
CaseNovak: My plan went off perfectly! I mean it was hard and I had Connie help me, but it worked perfectly!
TheIceQueen: O_O YOU DIDN'T.
NewYorksFinest: Oh no DX
CaseNovak: What's wrong? I thought we all agreed it was a good plan. Well, all except Abbie, but she logged out before I explained anyway, but I thought you two agreed!
TheIceQueen: I wasn't sure if we were joking or being serious!
NewYorksFinest: I thought it was an AMAZING plan, and it would be except for one little problem…
CaseNovak: What's up?
NewYorksFinest: I don't have the keys to the handcuffs…
TheIceQueen: OH MY GOD.
CaseNovak: You're a detective, how the hell do you not have the keys to your own handcuffs?! Oh my god Serena is going to kill me DX DX DX
TheIceQueen: That is IF you live through the beating Abbie is going to give you…
NewYorksFinest: Yeah, about that...I lost the originals and broke the spare…So…there isn't a key.
CaseNovak: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Alex what do we do.
TheIceQueen: Me?! I don't know everything!
CaseNovak: Well you act like it so I just assumed…
NewYorksFinest: XD but seriously...There's no key that'll open those things…
TheIceQueen: Don't you all have a universal key for handcuffs or something?!
NewYorksFinest: We broke those too. Hey uh, Alex, I need you to sign off on something do you think you could run down here to sign it? I kind of don't want to set foot in the DA's office at the moment for OBVIOUS reasons…
TheIceQueen: Nu uh, you were just as much involved in this as we were, you want me to sign it you bring your cute little ass down here :P
CaseNovak: It's really scary to think that Abbie and Serena are around here somewhere handcuffed to each other and we don't know where. I really gotta pee but I'm terrified to leave my office.
NewYorksFinest: I think I left my bottle of water in there last time I was there, you could pee in that…..
TheIceQueen: Casey don't you dare pee in that bottle.
CaseNovak: I'm not! Geez, but seriously…I gotta goooooo!
NewYorksFinest: Isn't it funny how this seemed like a good idea at the time?
TheIceQueen: Well I mean, at least it will get them talking…
CaseNovak: Okay, I can't hold it…Alex, keep look out…Do you see anyone?
TheIceQueen: No, I think you'll be good if you run…Unless they're in the bathroom….Use the one on the second floor just to be safe.
CaseNovak: Okay…I'm going down…wish me luck…
NewYorksFinest: Alex she's not coming back alive…You may need a new second chair.
TheIceQueen: Darn, I was starting to like her. O.O I hear yelling, hang on let me lock my door.
NewYorksFinest: I'm scared for you baby :(
TheIceQueen: I'm scared too….Hang on a second babe, I gotta pretend I'm not here for a moment…
NewYorksFinest: What's happening?
CaseNovak: Is it safe to go back to my office…
TheIceQueen: This would be actually pretty hilarious if it weren't so terrifying. I'm looking through the blinds of my window and they're arguing over which direction to go. They're tugging against the handcuffs, it's so cute!
CaseNovak: Okay, I am in the elevator…
NewYorksFinest: Alex I really need you to sign this!
TheIceQueen: Then bring it…I sort of can't leave…
CaseNovak: Did they see me?
TheIceQueen: No you're good!
CaseNovak: Oh thank god…What do we do?
RenaS has signed on.
RenaS: CASEY
CaseNovak: Ohhh no
TheIceQueen: Today's weather forecast is a 100% chance of a shit storm blowing through. Prepare for evacuation and take serious safety precaution.
RenaS: What the hell is wrong with you?! Why the FUCK did you handcuff me to Abbie when you know DAMN well that we aren't talking?! Who the FUCK thought that THIS was a good idea?
NewYorksFinest: Yeah Alex…
CaseNovak: Alex told me to…
TheIceQueen: Now wait a minute, this was CASEY'S idea! I just didn't oppose! And it was Olivia who lost the damn key!
NewYorksFinest: ALEX
RenaS: That's funny, I could have sworn you said that Olivia lost the keys.
CaseNovak: I am so sorry.
TheIceQueen: before we go all hostile let us look at the positive side of this. Serena now you and Abbie can finally have that talk.
RenaS: I refuse to speak to her, I don't have anything to say to her and you all know that.
CaseNovak: C'mon Serena, you know we meant well. I think it'll actually be good for the both of you.
NewYorksFinest: Yeah! I mean, she's really heartbroken. Just talk.
RenaS: no.
TheIceQueen: How about this…You two talk things out, OR I tell Olivia not to figure out how to open those handcuffs.
NewYorksFinest: Yeah. Yeah? Yeah!
RenaS: Fine…we will talk, but I still refuse to speak to her…
CaseNovak: Are you seriously gonna do it over chat…
RenaS: Yes, I am, and none of you get to see it. And don't think I'm letting any of you off the hook for this…
RenaS has signed out.
TheIceQueen: You would think that she'd be happy we did her a favor…
CaseNovak: some people are just ungrateful.
NewYorksFinest: Stuff always seems like a good idea at the time, like that time Casey and I loosened the screws on Liz's desk chair and made it look like Alex did it…
TheIceQueen: That was you!? She made me stand for a two months straight in court! I NEVER got to sit down! And she'd always glare at me and say "Not so funny now is it counselor?" I was so confused! See had the bailiffs remove to chairs on the prosecution table! I stood the entire time! Do you realize how long that is?! Now getting to sit down in court?! Especially when you have the defense attorney's who will NOT stop talking?
CaseNovak: Heeheehee that was funny.
TheIceQueen: You two have fired the first shot…this means war.
TheIceQueen has signed out.
CaseNovak: *sigh* She's gonna get us…
NewYorksFinest: Yup…
CaseNovak has signed out.
NewYorksFinest has signed out.
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