Hey Guys, so, I'm sure Megan will put her own A/N on here, but I thought I'd say Hi. So, it was my turn to update. We were on Hiatus for a while, due to exams (boo with me now) but I think we're back now. It only took me 8 days to write this. I know, amazing! I did it, and I had 35 minutes to spare before the end of my deadline. I knew you'd be proud lol. Lots of Gee/Dave loveliness in this chapter. Hope you like it. Emily xxx
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There was another boy's voice; "Dave, maybe you should do something..."
Oh my gosh, Dave's here! I stopped in complete shock. Dave stood between us just as Rachel lunged at me again.
"Stop! Stop in the name of pants!!" he said, winking at me.
Rachel just gave me another evil glare and got up and ran with Emma and Katie.
"Dave are you mocking me?" I said.
He grinned that heartbreaking grin "No, I just wanted to see if it really worked. Georgia I-"
"You, you and you to the head office now!" Great just what I need, a Doberman barking at us, (I Mean hawkeye you fule! Not a real dog, get with it!) and Dave was just about to say something...
Chapter 12
Hiding in a cupboard
5 Minutes later
In Slims Office
It was just me and Dave, Emma had made a run for it, but after me whining to
Hawkeye that it was all her fault she's sent Octopussy out to find her.
"Gee." Dave said. I ignored him, showing him my glaciosity.
"Pssssssssssssst, Gee" Dave said, a bit louder. "Psssssss-"
"What! What do you want!" I snapped, just as Lindsey came sliming in with Emma in tow, looking like someone had gone to the piddly-diddly department in her cereal. Emma flopped down next to Dave.
"Silence! There will be no talking. You should know that, Nicholson. You're in here often enough!" Lindsay said, sneering. I hate her. I hate her. Must kill her. Eat her socks. Shred her pants. I hate her...
Lindsey slimed out, laughing to herself like some crap witch.
20 Seconds later
"So Ladies, were you fighting over me? I should guess so" Dave said, winking at me jokingly.
"Actually, Da-" I started to say, but slim coming in interrupted me.
"No Talking!" She shouted, making me jump and Dave laugh. Rachel didn't even blink; she was looking at the floor like there was something really cool there. I was watching her all the way through Slims lecture; I don't know what Dave ever saw in her really, one eye is bigger than the other, and her left eyebrow has this one really curly hair that-
"Georgia Nicholson!" Slim shouted, snapping me out of my little dreamy fandango.
"Are you even listening to me?" She said, her chins chinning away like chins in a chin facto-.
"You're not even listening now!" She screamed. I could sense Dave silent laughing next to me.
"And you, Mr Lloyd! I here you are the cause of all this..."
Dave sat up straight, at the sound of his name. I never knew he was called Dave Lloyd. You learn something new everyday. "So, what do you have to say for yourself?" Slim said, nodding at 'Mr. Lloyd'.
"Well Miss, I can't help being irresistible..." Dave said, shrugging.
Rachel shook her head and scoffed. "Whatever you say, Mr. Ego"
"So, what's your side of the story?" Slim said to Rachel.
"It was all Georgia, Miss. I asked her how things were doing with Dave, just being friendly, and she called me 'Pure Evil' and lunged at me." Oh no she didn't! What a liar! Evil wormy, horrible liar! I think I'll have to shred her pants too, I'll go on a pants shredding spree.
"What?! She's such a liar! Dave!" I stood up, furious, "Dave, you were there! Tell Sli-...Miss Simpson what she did."
"Sorry Rachel...but you're talking utter WUBBISH!" Dave winked at me, and I sat back down, sighing.
"I'm afraid it's true Miss, Rachel was the one to pull the first hair, and I believe she called the beautiful Miss Nicholson here a 'Cheater Slut'. When she's not a cheater Miss, and most the time, she's not a slut." Cheeky cat! I am not a slut!
"That is quite enough Mr. Lloyd!" Slim said, her chins shaking like jelly.
Slim said, turning to Rachel "So, is that true, Rachel?"
"Wha-...I don't kn-...It's...No!" She stuttered out. She sounds like Ellen!
"Well, Thank you, David. It seems we have cleared things up. You can leave now" Slim said. I stood up, throwing a smug smile at Rachel. HA!
"Georgia Nicholson, where do you think you're going?"
"You said..." I started but the jelliod one cut me off.
"No, I said Mr Lloyd could leave. You may not have been the cause of the fight, Miss Nicholson, but you were fighting nonetheless."
Dave waved at me, "Adiós Amigo" he said, slamming the door behind him, making us all jump.
"Right, you two" Slim said, pointing like 3 centimetres from my face with her fat fingers. "Both of you are to help Mr. Attwood around school for the rest of the term. You are an embarrassment to the school..." Blah Blah Blah. Rave away Slim...
So, to cut a long story short, we're now Elvis' little slavey girls to say sorry, and Slim likes me even less than she did before. Great!
10 Minutes later
The Ace gang were outside waiting for me. They were all sat on the floor with their legs crossed, and their backs against the wall.
"God! How long do you want to take Gee! I'm getting a numb bum" Jools said, standing up and rubbing her bum-holey.
"So...What did she say...?" Jas said.
"That I'm slavey girl to Elvis 'till the end of the term. And some other stuff that I can't remember. Oh, and did you know Dave's last name is Lloyd?"
"Wow. Wowzaa. Elvis' slavey girl. I'm struggling to think of something worse." Rosie said. She had her thinking face on. Scary Bananas...
"Georgia Lloyd" Ellen Said, really quietly, I still heard her though. I used my bat ears. I don't have bat ears really. I think. Imagine if you woke up one morning with bat ears? Shut up brain, now is not the time to go for a ramble in ramble land. Be Quite, brain!
"What did you just say, Ellen?" I said.
"Well, That, I mean, Georgia, ermmm, Lloyd would, I mean, be your, ermmm, name?" She stuttered. Ah, good old Ellen.
"It's got a ring to it." Jas said, flicking her fringe in an irritating, 'I'm so clever' way.
The ace gang all nodded their heads like nodding dogs. I went on a quick fly up to number 4 on the having the hump scale, even though I kind of agree with them; it does have a certain ring to it...
10 Minutes later
I've just remembered. It came to me like a lightning whatsit (don't ask what I'm on about; I'll be the last to know) The Foxwood boys are going to be doing some revision lessons with us! You know, to prepare for those big exam thingamajigs. Starting tomorrow, they'll be coming here in the morning, to revise (or chat) and all that Jazz, and then the big testy things are next week. That means Dave will be here. In School. With me. Together. Both of- I think you get it, right?
30 Seconds later
I think an Ace-Gang meeting is in order.
I have a plan...
4:00 pm
At Jas' house
Everyone is sat in Jas' room, waiting to hear my master plan vis-a-vis Dave.
"So, what have you called us all here for, Gee?" Jools said.
"Well, as you know, the Foxwood lads are joining us tomorrow. So, using the tips in the bible, aka how to make any twit fall in love with you, I'm going to entrance him in to my web..."
"You're going to what him into your what!?" Rosie said, looking at me like I'm an idiot.
"It means I'm going to make him like me again."
"Ooooh..." They all said. It's like working with monkeys, only I don't end up covered in Banana, and monkeys are probably more intelligent.
Tuesday
8:30am
Time to put my plan into action! Dave won't be able to resist me!
1 Minute later
I did Linksie-Upsies with Jas so I didn't just go do the poo-parlour division on the floor or something. We could see the boys at the top of the hill and I was trying to be cool as le cucumber, but it wasn't working...
42 Seconds later
Ok, so Hips and hair....And Eyes. Eyes, Georgia, use sticky eyes now, I repeat, use sticky eyes NOW!
10 Seconds later
I did it! Dave didn't know where to look. In the bag, guys. It's in the bag...
1 Second later
No, I haven't got Dave in a bag. Don't be stupid...
20 Seconds later
Jas dragged me round a corner, then stopped suddenly and turned towards me, "Georgia, you absolute fule of the highest order, you're skirt's tucked into your knickers! Come here" She said, spinning me round and pulling my skirt down.
1 Second later
No way have I just tried flirting with Dave when my skirt is tucked in my knickers. Oh Baby J in heaven, I have!
2 Seconds later
Why? Why me? I'm not a bad person. Ok, so I've set fire to a couple of pensioners, but they're only a nuisance anyway! I turned to Jas "Jas, have you just let me walk up the hill with my skirt tucked into my knickers?"
"Well, I thought, maybe you wanted it that way..." She mumbled.
I really lost my cheese then; "I wanted it like that??!! Who in their right mind, would want to go to school looking like I've escaped from the loony bin. Dave is sure to call the men in white coats now!"
10 Minutes later
Casualnosity is the key. I'll go into first lesson all cool, like nothing is wrong.
2 Seconds later
Oh Wowzaa, Dave is over there. Casualnosity Georgia, Casualnosity...
Dave POV
First Lesson
Gee looks so cute when she's embarrassed. That skirt thing was hilarious. That's how well she knows me; she actually tucked her skirt into her knickers just to make me laugh.
5 Minutes later
All the girls were sat at a table on the other side of the hall, and we were sat on the other side. Rollo, being his usual desperate self, wanted to go over and eat the face of Jools. Me, Jack the biscuit, Mr Cool, wanted us to stay here and show a bit of class.
30 Seconds later
I'm outnumbered.
2 Minutes later
We went to go sit at the girls table.
"Hello Laydeeees" I said, pulling up a chair next to Gee.
She flicked her hair and said, "Hi Dave" in a really low voice, like she smokes about 40-a-day. She flicked her hair again and I had to duck so she didn't take my eye out. It's going to be one of those days is it?
1 Minute later
I told that crap joke about the Banana and Gee laughed. It's not even that funny, but she was laughing like a donkey with a stick up it's botty, i.e. a lot.
30 Seconds later
In fact, Gee seems to be laughing at everything I say...
2 Seconds Later
And Flicking her hair a lot. Like Rollo said Jools does when she want something.
1 Second later
Oh God, she doesn't want something does she?!
1 Second later
What if it's her birthday, and I've forgotten?
2 Seconds later
It's Ok, Dave. Calm. I stood up, stretching like...a stretching thing.
"Oh, I need a walk, you fancy it, Gee?"
She smiled a real big smiley, nose splitting smile and stood up, "Yeah, sure."
"Oh, I'll come too, I could do with a bit of a walk" Rollo said. That boy really doesn't get it, does he? I kicked him hard under the table and the light bulb went on.
1 Second later
I mean he understood, not a real light bulb came on randomly.
½ a second later
You're as bad as Rollo sometimes...
1 Minute later
I did it. I managed to ditch the rest of that lot out there, and get Gee on her own (Steady, you cheeky cat, you know what I mean).
"So Gee, what was all that about between you and Rachel?" I said, trying to make conversation.
"Well, she said Hows Dave, but in a mean way, so I said, what's your problem and she said you, so I laughed and called her pathetic, low and...something else, and she called me a cheater slut, then we started fighting. And that was about it..." She said, all in one breath.
"Right, well, there was something I wanted to say, Gee..." And she kissed me. Not just a little peck thing either, a proper number 6. It's been so long since Gee's kissed me; well or I kissed her, I've really missed it...
10 Minutes later
I pulled away as the bell went. She smiled at me, winked, then walked off. Cheeky Minx...
Gee POV
I Winked at him. I am such a sex bomb, it's untrue.
5 Minutes later
Back at the table
I told the Ace-Gang about my act of minxyness and they all gave me the Klingon salute.
"Ah, but how will you know what he thought?" Rosie said, stroking her invisible beard.
"What?!" What the hell is she babbling on about?!
"What if he's talking about you now?" She had me there. "I think some snooping is in order my little friend." Rosie said, patting me on the head like some sort of dog. Charming.
5 Minutes later
Sat in a cupboard with Rosie
I Think I have a mop up my bum-holey.
I started to tell Rosie this; "I think I have a-" I said, before she shushed me with a sharp blow to the back of the head.
Once I'd shut-up I could hear the boys outside our cupboard, talking. About me.
"Gee's been all over you today, eh Dave?" One of the boys said.
"Yeah, it was a nice change" He said, sounding a bit un-laughish. Oh buggeration, maybe I'd upset him with the whole wink-and-walk thing.
"All over him is an understatement!" Someone else said, "Did you see her this morning with her skirt tucked into her knickers?" I don't think I'm ever going to live that down...
Rosie turned to me in the dark cupboard, her nose was touching mine. "You did what?!" She hissed.
It went a bit quite outside, then there was a bit of shuffling and someone, it sounded a bit like Rollo, said, "So are you into that, Dave? Desperate?" Oh pants. I'm desperate, aren't I?
Rosie put her arm around me, nearly elbowing me in the eye in the process. Nice thought though.
"Yeah, desperate is totally my thing." Dave said, "And I think it's really sexy when girls hide in cupboards listening to my conversation..." He said, and he elbowed the door, making it fly open. That's when I fell out of the cupboard...
Hey so this is Megan here, and yeah we're back :P. (Em, I will deffo Boo with you; Exams suck) Ok, so I think that was a Fabbity fab chapter to get us back into the swing, don't you guys? And Dave and Gee kissed (shock face right now). Right I'll get writing as soon as I can, but I think you guys need to review and tell Em what a great job she's done, C'mon she got it in before her deadline =D