Niki: Hiya, minna-san!
Kotomi: So…what's our job while we're in this time peiod?
Niki: We take care of reviews and announcements and stuff.
Emi: You might want to take a look at this one. *they gather around in a huddle*
'And now we have the rest of the little peoples…So who do they love?' –Nexus Infinity
Kotomi: Oi! We aren't little! We're already in junior high!
Hanari: That's right!
Emi: But me and Niki are still in middle school…
Hanari: You two don't count.
Niki: Can we just answer the question, please? Without arguments? *she looks at the question again* Hey…What does love mean?
Emi: *facepalms* Like mother, like daughter. (Niki: ?)
Kotomi: Who do-
Hanari: -we love? *they look at each other and then away again*
Emi: Ew! Incest!
Kotomi: Technically, none of us are related. We're just sisters 'cos our moms are too busy with being Idols.
Harnari: That's right, that's right!
Kotomi: *coughs* Seeing as Niki has no idea what love is, we'll skip her for now. But Emi, you have to tell us who you love.
Emi: …I refuse.
Hanari: I bet it's Niki!
Kotomi: Logically speaking, there's four of us. And if you and I like each other then the only person left for Emi to actually like would be Niki.
Emi: I hate your logic.
Kotomi: But you don't deny it?
Niki: HEY! Don't leave me out of the conversation like this! *pouts* But since you won't let me in on this, I'll do the next review myself. Etto…Rin-chan? Is that okay? I think it's okay if you call me Niki-chan.
Is there something wrong with me being female? I see nothing to be offended about so it's fine.
Niki: A step forward? In what? I don't get what you're talking about.
Kotomi: Thanks?
Emi: It's fine. Don't worry about it.
Hanari: Like I said, we're not litt- *gets her mouth covered by Kotomi*
Kotomi: Don't mind her.
Niki: One more thing, Rin-chan! You are the 50th reviewer for this fanfiction, so leave a review on what you want to see in the next chapter! Congratulations! *shoots confetti all over the place*
Kotomi: I've got the next one! *reads* lianacim14-san, another story focusing on us will come out at some point, but I don't know how long. It depends on Chinorwegia's ability to actually finish a story first. Sorry.
Hanari: My turn, my turn! *reads Dash24zappshift's review* Darn, it's about Niki again. Just because she was the first to show up.
Niki: At least you weren't stuck as a waffle! And was it really that easy to guess?
Hanari: Yes it was.
Emi: I'm doing the next one! *reads* Major Mike Powell III-san *covers Niki's ears* The ElsaxAnna subtext part was going to be added but was then removed because Chinorwegia does not know who will be offended by it.
Niki: Why can't I listen to what you're saying?! *Emi removes her hands*
Hanari: Because you're too young to understand.
Niki: I am not! I'm the same grade as Onee-chan (Emi)!
Emi: …
Kotomi: *pats her awkwardly on the back* Seems like you've been sister-zoned. It's a lot like being friend-zoned, but slightly worse.
Niki: ?
Hanari: And this is why we can't have nice things.
Kotomi: We can't have nice things because all of our allowances are spent by SOMEONE right after we get it.
Hanari: *whistles* I have no idea what you're talking about.
Niki: And thank you about the 'Nico-nico-nii'? I don't really like doing it though.
Honoka: Hey…does anyone else feel like we're being kicked out of this whole thing by the kids from the future?
*rest of Muse nods*
It's just your imagination. You can do the disclaimer if you want.
Honoka: Okay! Chinorweigia does not own Love Live!
"To demonstrate my love for Nishikino Maki, I have composed a list of reasons of why I can't live without her." Honoka announced. Nozomi and Hanayo clapped, the former thinking that it was amusing, and the latter actually wanting to know what Honoka had written. They were the only three currently in the clubroom. Eri was taking care of the student council work for the day, Umi and Kotori were on a date doing who-knows-what, Rin decided that she hadn't been spending much time with Maki lately and thus took off with the red-head, and Nico had to take care of her younger siblings. So…with nothing better to do, the three of them decided to make reasons as to why they loved who they loved. And Honoka wanted to share hers first.
"Reason number 1: She's an amazing pianist." Honoka started.
"Wait. I thought this was a list of why you can't live without her? What does playing the piano have to do with living?" Nozomi asked.
"It has everything to do with my being alive! I have to listen to her play the piano at least once a week or else I can't function properly!" Honoka said.
"Got it. Please continue."
"Reason number 2: She's adorable." Honoka paused to see if there would be any interjections and continued when there was none. "Reason number 3: She's cute. Reason number 4: She's so freaking innocent that it's unbelievably adorable."
"Reasons 2,3, and 4 are all basically the same thing, no?" Hanayo asked.
"Your point? Reason number 5: She's willing to try anything that I do."
"More like, she makes her do it." Nozomi whispered to Hanayo. She giggled.
"What was that?"
"Nothing~"
"Hm…Reason number 6: She's extremely stubborn."
"Isn't that a bad thing?" Hanayo asked.
"No. Reason number 7: She can put up with my hyperactivity."
"So can Umi-chan and Kotori-chan. In fact, they've been doing it for years." Nozomi pointed out.
"That's besides the point!" Hanayo and Nozomi thought otherwise but said nothing else on that matter.
"Reason number…what number was I on again?"
"Number 8." Hanayo said helpfully.
"Oh, right! Reason number 8: She gets lonely if I don't stay around her all the time."
"I thought this was about you, not her. And aren't you two separated, like right this instance?"
"Your point?" Nozomi was starting to regret using 'your point?' as an argument against Eri all the time now.
"Reason number 9: …I want to eat bread now."
"Is that even a reason?"
"Yes. It counts because I said 'reason number 9' before it! Hah!"
"…" was the only response.
"Reason number 10: She loves me."
"I think that's obvious."
"Well, whatever. I stated ten reasons, so your turns!"
"I'll go next. Reason number 1: She's afraid of the dark."
"Isn't that a bad thing?" Hanayo asked.
"No. She's cute when she's scared. Reason number 2: She's cute. Reason number 3: She's adorable. Reason number 4: She has this thing where she scrunches up her nose when she's frustrated and it's so adorable!"
"Hey! Now you're just copying what I did!" Honoka protested. Nozomi stuck her tongue at the second year.
"Reason number 5: She's a hard worker." Nozomi paused. "No response? Reason number 6: She'd do anything for me."
"Are you sure?" Honoka asked.
"Maki-chan's skepticism is rubbing off on you. But, yes, I'm sure. Reason number 7: She said she'd die for me."
"Oh! That's deep and so romantic~" Hanayo said, her imagination running at high speed. 'The dashing prince sacrifices (her)self to save the maiden (she) loves. How noble!'
"Uh…Earth to Hanayo-chan. I repeat, Earth to Hanayo-chan. Do you copy?"
"I'm listening!" Hanayo said, snapping out of her thoughts of Prince Eri saving Princess Nozomi from a dragon.
"Reason number 8:" Nozomi continued as if nothing had interrupted her. "Teasing her is fun. Reason number 9: I can dominate her."
"I thought you were the bottom. That's what Eri-chan said." Hanayo asked.
"There's no proof of anything!" Nozomi shouted, uncharacteristically flustered.
"Uh-huh." Honoka said, not buying it.
"Moving on! Number 10 is…we're already engaged."
"Wait, what?!" Honoka shouted while Hanayo nosebleeded.
"Just kidding!" Nozomi said with a smirk. Hononka sighed in relief. "I haven't said yes yet." Hanayo bled even more than was considered safe as Honoka gaped at the spiritual girl.
"But Eri-chan…already asked you?!" Honoka asked. Nozomi nodded.
"That's great! You'll have your own Garden of Glass, just like your duet song!" Hanayo exclaimed, not caring about the blood that still streamed down her face.
"Nozomi! Let's go home now!" Eri called, opening the door.
"Hai~" Nozomi responded. "See ya!" The soon-to-be-engaged couple left together.
"Hey, did you consider it yet?" Eri asked, but they soon walked out of the club occupants' hearing range and thus were unable to hear Nozomi's answer.
"Well...We'd better go too. I think Rin-chan's spent enough time with Maki-chan by now." Hanayo said.
"That's true… Let's go!" Honoka said. "To our girlfriends!"
As they left the school together, Honoka had a thought. 'I think we forgot to do something while still in club room, but it doesn't matter since we forgot right?'
Emi: *looking proud of herself*
Kotomi: Your parents work fast. Of course, mine are catching up with their date.
Hanari: My parents are taking it slowly. But not as slow as Niki's parents.
Niki: I still don't get what everyone means by slow or fast. Will someone please explain it already?!
Nico: Now they're making our relationship status a competition.
Rin: I think it's fine as long as they're having fun nya!
Honoka: I feel that this chapter doesn't focus on me and Maki that much.
Nozomi: Not everything can be about you and Maki-chan.
Honoka: But the main pairing is me and Maki!
Maki: We've been the focus of every single chapter. Let someone else take the spotlight for at least a little bit.
Honoka: Fine…
Niki: Extra reminder! Satsuki Rin-chan (to not confuse the Rin that is in the story) don't forget to leave a comment on what you would like to see the next chapter!