Indigo, Vomvom, Kandy Kid and Dan all finally woke up.
"Fuck a duck! Superkella's gone!" Indigo yelled in distress.
"Onee-Chan!" Vomvom said in sorrow.
Pein strode over to Dan and muttered in his ear. Dan's eyes filled with rage.
"What do you mean bottom of your priorities list!" He growled.
"I mean neither of them are any use to me. I only let you all join because I thought your abilities would be useful, but I was proven wrong. I'm not a babysitter Dan. You and your friends have to take care of yourselves. We do not save fellow members here." Pein replied slowly so Dan could comprehend.
Pein and the rest of the Akatsuki then abandoned the three and left. Indigo turned to Vomvom, tears welling up in her eyes.
"What do you think that cow is doing to them?" She asked in fear.
"Vomvom doesn't want to think about it." Vomvom replied.
In Ethel's secret base, she had Superkella and Princess both under appropriate restraints. She had turned all the lights off except for the one hovering above them for an extra scary mood.
"You know, you can walk out of here home free." She began.
"how?" Superkella asked.
"Just admit that you are madly in love with Dan and Vomvom."
"Oh hell no! I still have my pride!" Princess yelled.
Ethel stared at him and raised an eyebrow.
"You are a 13 year old boy and you run around in a dress." She pointed out.
"Well yeah, my name is Princess, I've gotta go with it." Princess said as if it was obvious.
"Whatever. If you just admit your love for Vomvom and Dan, I will let you go." Ethel said crudely.
Princess and Superkella both shook their heads. Ethel leaned extremely close to Superkella's face.
"Then I guess you'll be staying here for awhile." She whispered.
As if on queue, Prince pushed a T.V in front of them. It was on pause and the title 'Naruto' could clearly be seen.
"Awesome we get to watch Naruto!" Princess said happily.
Ethel nodded. She pressed play and a random commentator appeared.
"Now we're back to out non-stop Naruto marathon. That's right. Every single filler episode of Naruto non-stop." He said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Superkella and Princess screeched in pure terror.
Princess and Superkella's cries were so loud, Dan, Vomvom, Kandy Kid and Indigo could hear them.
"Oh no!" Kandy Kid said in worry "What do you think she's doing for them?"
"Think of the most evil, horrible thing you can imagine. Then…Multiply it…by 6!" Dan replied in a horror-struck tone.
"OH GOD!" Vomvom yelled as she covered her ears.
"What's wrong?" Indigo asked.
"Please make it 8! I beg you!" She said in distress.
(SOUL EATER REFERANCE FTW!)
Indigo, Vomvom, Dan and Kandy Kid were all determined to save Superkella and Princess. The came up with a plan: barge in yelling and bowl her over. Everyone was very happy with that plan, so they all set out to find Ethel's hideout. It wasn't hard to find. It was a big house in the middle of a forest. Dan knocked on the door and waited. Indigo face palmed.
"Baka! We don't need to knock!" She yelled.
"Then how do we-" Dan was cut off by Vomvom kicking the door in.
That door flew into the darkness of that home. It was gone. Everyone took their attacking positions.
"CHAAAAAARRRRGGGEEEE!" Dan bellowed as he lead them all inside.
Everyone belted around the hideout trying to find their two friends. It didn't take long to find them. The only light in the house was above them. Everyone was dumbstruck at the sight they saw. Princess and Superkella both appeared dead. Their heads were tilted back and they weren't moving.
"…Uh oh." Kandy Kid said after awhile.
Indigo, Vomvom and Kandy Kid went to help their friends but Dan paid attention to the T.V. When he saw what they were watching, he gasped and unplugged the T.V. The moment he did, Superkella and Princess gained life once again.
"Guys! When did you get here?" Princess asked.
"Just now." Kandy Kid replied.
Once Vomvom had gotten the restraints off of them, they all headed for the door. Suddenly, the French-English Combo Of Misfortune blocked their path.
"We can't let you go." Prince said in a deep manly voice.
"But you have tooooo!" Princess cried femininely as he stomped his foot.
"Everyone fight your alter egos, it'll be easier fighting a reversed you." Superkella ordered.
Everyone nodded and stood in front of the rip off of themselves.
"Ah, salutations my sugar loving associate. I'm afraid you do not have permission to continue on your quest." Broccoli Boy said to Kandy Kid.
"…huh?" Kandy Kid replied.
Dan stood in front of Stan and glared.
"You fucking shitty ass douche bag." He scolded.
"Hahaha! You have no good insults! Swearing's all you've got!" Stan chuckled.
Dan paused and attempted to understand what Stan had said.
Superkella stared at Fragalistic in disgust.
"You are obviously a moron." She observed.
"Hey! Shuddup or Ima hit you!" Fragalistic slurred.
Superkella rolled her eyes and kicked Fragalistic in the face.
Indigo Ice Cream stared at Violet sorbet. She narrowed her eyes.
"Is Broccoli Boy your brother?" She asked.
"…Yeah…" Violet Sorbet replied.
"Do you like him?"
"Oh yes. We always hang out with each other and always get along."
Indigo tried not to throw up.
Princess and Prince both glared at each other.
"Yo. I'm gonna fuck you's up!" Prince yelled.
"Yeah well…I'm gonna…hit you…" Princess said awkwardly.
Vomvom didn't bother talking to Movmov. She just dove on top of her and began beating the shit out of her. Movmov attempted to leave the situation to avoid conflicts, but it was no use. Movmov just lay there and allowed Vomvom to bash her.
Suddenly, Princess got too lazy to write any more so he ended the chapter and went to bed.