Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker: Tobirama's Trauma, Toka's revenge

by Silverlight10243

Sequel to Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker. After his disastrous matchup regarding Toka and Izuna, Hashirama still isn't satisfied. So when the Uzumaki's requested a marriage alliance between the two villages, he gladly offered his brother up, of course, we all know, Tobirama isn't happy about it and Toka and Izuna are up for revenge. (Microfic, Unfettered Crack, Sitcom)

13. Chapter 13

Beta-read by Duesal10

---

"No," Tobirama reciprocated in an agitated way. "We are NOT going to kidnap Lady Mito and place her blindfolded in Hashirama's chambers. Mark my words, that is NOT going to end well."

He smacked his own face in despair.

Slightly exasperated, Toka tried to reiterate her plans when there came a repeated series of knocks on the door.

"Open up! It's me, it's me!" Kagami's squeaky voice emerged from the other side.

"NO!" She yelled back.

However while Toka was shrieking homicidally, Izuna had already approached the door, evidently unaware of the chaos he is about to cause.

"Izuna! What the f*ck don't open it! Stop NOW!" She then continued to shriek.

Too late, the voice of the child Tobirama had much dreaded to encounter came scurrying in his direction.

"TOBI! Play with me!"