Song of the South

Chapter Thirteen

Emmeline's POV

I woke up in my bed and looked at my alarm clock which read nine o'clock. I jumped out of bed, expecting the boys to have burned the house down or accidentally sucked their heads into the vacuum.

Instead, I found them all sitting quietly reading the dusty stack of Twilight books. Just so you know, I despise Twilight, but Savannah likes it and bought me the set for my birthday. I read the first chapter and then threw up all over my bedroom floor. Not really, but I was about to.

"Well hello, Emmeline," Spot said, smirking.

I raised my eyebrows and said, "Hello Spot, may I ask what you are reading?"

"Oh, simply a classic by the name of Twilight," he said.

I smothered my giggles and said, "I see, I see. And are you enjoying that…classic?"

"Yes. I think it is a fine piece of work."

I nodded my head then went into the kitchen and laughed into the trash bin.

"Emmeline?" Mush called as he walked into the kitchen. Noticing me by the trash bin he asked, "Watcha doing in there?"

I wiped the tears of laughter off my eyes, straightened up and said, "Oh just sniffing the garbage to see if it's…ripe. Yeah, if it's ripe enough for the birds."

"Okay," he said then walked back into the living room.

About a half an hour later, the boys came to my bedroom door to tell me that they were going to go play in the yard. I said that was fine, and continued to nap.

Spot's POV

"Are you sure she won't notice?" Racetrack asked me.

"Yes, I am sure. It won't take that long. I just want to see if I can dent the car with my fist like Edward did."

"I don't think you can do it," Kid Blink said.

"Well, for a while I thought you were gay but I was wrong. Wasn't I?" I said, raising an eyebrow.

He gulped then said, "Yes."

"Good. Now, that means that if I was wrong once then surely, you must be wrong now."

Kid Blink mumbled something that I couldn't hear.

"What was that?" I asked with a smirk

"My name is not Shirley!!!" he screamed, then stomped out the door.

"Testy," I muttered under my breath and walked out the door the rest of the newsies following me.

I strolled up to her car clenched my fist. I slammed it into the metal and instead of seeing a dent I looked at my hand and it looked all deformed.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" I scream. No wait, I yell. It's more manly.

That's it! Hope y'all liked this chapter. I swear I shall update this chapter as soon as possible. If I don't, please beat me.

Love Y'all!!!

-Jodi

Oh and a Disclaimer: I do not own Newsies. Or Twilight…Thank God.