Mario: Alive
Luigi: Alive, Paralyzed
Peach: Alive
Daisy: Alive
Rosalina: Alive
Yoshi: Alive
Toad: Alive
Toadette: Alive
DK: Alive
Wario: Dead
Waluigi: Alive
Bowser: Alive
Bowser Jr.: Dead
Hooktail: Dead
Gloomtail: Alive
Sonic: Unknown
Tails: Alive
Knuckles: Unknown
Amy: Alive
Shadow: Alive
Espio: Alive
Vector: Alive
Eggman: Alive
Metal Sonic: Destroyed
Cream: Alive
Vanilla: Alive
Cheese: Alive
Jet: Alive
Wave: Alive
Storm: Alive
Silver: Unconscious
Blaze: Dead
Rouge: Alive
Cut to Coconut Mall
"Chapter 13! Where's Knuckles?" Toad asks.
A large explosion is heard. One of Knuckles' shoes lands near them, smoking. Knuckles' ghost can be heard, shouting, "Thanks a freaking lot, Yoshi!"
"You're welcome!"
Knuckles' ghost dashed into Yoshi.
"Knuckles has possessed Yoshi, which means he's not technacally dead! Sorry, Storm." Jet says.
Storm screamed a lot of good words at Yoshi(Knuckles).
Truths
Yoshi: How come when you eat things, they turn into eggs?
Daisy: Who is cuter, Tails or Luigi?
Waluigi: How come you only appear in spinoffs?
Dares
Jet: You are to do whatever Wave tells you.
Amy: Say, "I love Sonic!" like a mad woman!
Tails: Propose to Daisy.
"I swallowed a Magikoopa's wand on purpose." Knuckles in Yoshi's body says.
"No I didn't!" Yoshi yells.
"Aw, shut up!" Knuckles says.
"Only the GREATEST sidekick EVER!" Daisy says.
"Yes! She's-a coming!" Luigi says.
"Oh, Tails, you're SO CUTE!" Daisy says.
Luigi's eye twitches.
Waluigi runs to Nintendo HQ.
"Go get me some pearls!" Wave says.
"But I'm broke!" Jet says.
"GO!"
Jet enters the store and steals a pearl necklace.
"I LOVE SONIC!" Amy screams.
Sonic falls into Amy's arms.
"Hey, Daisy?" Tails says.
He gets on one knee.
"Will you marry me?" Tails asks, holding a diamond ring.
Luigi gasps. "He's too young for that!" He yells.
"YES! YES I WILL!" Daisy says, hugging Tails.
Luigi rolls into the fountain and drowns on purpose.
Waluigi comes back. "I don't follow Mario's ways, I'm not like him." He says.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT!" Vector screams, heading into the music shop, buying a Doom Dancer Music Box.
Vanilla takes it away from him. "Honey, remember: No music until Chapter 17."