My absolutely, perfect normal life… ARE YOU CRAZY? NOT!
Chapter 13
"The Weirdest Morning!"
I was in the kitchen making breakfast. I still had my black tight shirt on with a small cute bunny on it and black short shorts; my hair was still down as usual. Yeah, yeah, I may be the crazy one but I still do work around here ya'know. Anyways I'm a great cook. Right about now, I'm making pancakes! Damn I love pancakes! And somehow… I love making them for my little brother.
"You cook?" I gasp and turned around. There I saw Kai, leaning against the kitchen entrance frame. I stuck my tongue out in a cat licking way.
"Yeah, you got a problem with that? I can cook for your big fat information!"
"Surprisingly" he smirks. He sat down on the table. I just kept flipping the pancakes. So far I made… uh… twenty-four? Yeah, I love pancakes, what can I say?
I felt someone watching me from the behind. It was obviously Kai. I wonder what he wants.
"So it's over?" I ask him.
"Pretty much" Kai said. He yawns and leaned into the chair once more. I sigh.
"What do you want? Why are you up so early? It's only eight"
I waited for his response. I kept flipping the pancake until he finally spoke.
"I was wondering why you're up this early as well" came his reply.
"I'm up because I have to make breakfast"
"Hn, eight in the morning? In class you're still asleep at ten" he stubbornly said. I glared without even looking at him. What the hell is his problem? Ok, so I have problems when I go to sleep, who gives a damn! But one night I didn't… maybe it was the fact that I remember Kai telling me I was his friend… and then that pinky promise. For your information, yes, I still do pinky promises.
"Your right…" I said in a giving up tone. Kai raise an eyebrow.
It was silence for a moment. I was flipping the thirtieth pancake. Wow that was sure a lot of pancakes I made. I started humming a very familiar tune. I just loved 'I believe I can fly' it was my favorite song since my mom died…
"Kai…" I suddenly ask. I felt Kai shift his head. Right now I know he was listening.
"Do… do you have a mom? I mean… well do you?" I ask. I was finally done flipping thirty pancakes. I sadly smiled and took out five lates for the others as well. I place it on the table and Kai help. He set it out on the table as I went back to get the syrup. I guest he isn't going to answer my question, ah I don't care, it wasn't important anyways…
"…No"
I flinch. I turned around from the cover. Wh-what did he say?
"K-Kai?" I whispered. Kai just stared at the syrup in my hands. Indeed Kai never said anything.
"Oh… I'm sorry, I never should have asked" I said in the nicest way as possible. Kai look at me awkwardly as I brought the syrup on the table. I sat in front of him and gave his plate full with pancakes. Kai nodded a thanks and reach in for the syrup. I was about to reach it until our hands touch. I blush. Oh crap…
"Uh, mind letting go here?" I ask, trying to hide the irritation in my voice.
Kai just glared. Oh. Ok, I get it. If he wants a war, I'll give him one.
"Kai, I think your therapist is calling you" I slowly said.
"Hn, I think Barney wants to be murdered, just call 1 – 800 - Aries kills" Kai said with a smirk.
"You asshole! I didn't kill the cookie monster alright?" I shouted.
We were holding on to the syrup really hard. I grip was really tight as well. We kept grabbing it back and forth.
"Kai, look, it's a boy who needs to learn how to read. Why don't you teach it your little language? You know… uh… 'Hn'?"
Kai glared even more. I just snickered.
"Aries have you ever heard of the white room? It's a blank room where you wear this special strapped white shirt that stops you from killing yourself" Kai said sarcastically.
I stuck my tongue out. Arg!
"Ass wipe!"
"Crazy woman" he said ever so simply. Damn him for being so sly!
That's it! Time to take drastic measures!
I don't care if it's morning! I jump on the table. I saw Kai's face, it was priceless. Kai gave me a glare slash freaky look that causes me to smirk. I grab the syrup bottle once more with two hands.
"DAMN IT! IT'S MINE! IT'S CALLED LADIES FIRST IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE TERM MEANS!"
"You shouldn't be talking, because you ain't acting like a girl right now" Kai said coldly. I stuck my tongue out. Stupid!
"Shut up!" I shouted.
This time Kai is using two hands. Hah, I am ever so powerful! NO wait! Huh-
Kai's grip was powerful than I, damn him for being a boy! He pulled with all his might. I tried grabbing on as well but ended up falling since I was pulled.
This is when it comes to embarrassing terms.
I opened my eyes. Oh shit. I look who I was on top at. I blush even more. Seriously… shit.
Kai Hiwatari. Starring straight at me. I can see a tint of blush on his cheek but who gives a damn… I was on top of him. Son of a bitch! This can't be happening.
Just then I notice his hands on my waist. You got to be kidding me. Oh well I shouldn't be talking! I place my hands on his muscular, hot, strong chest…. NO! NEVER! HIS CHEST IS FLABBY! No… I can't deny it… his chest is so muscular and strong… I think I can sleep here all day.
'Oh shit… you got to be kidding me…' Kai thought 'Why the hell am I blushing! I don't even like the goddamn girl!'
"Damn I'm hungry! So what's for- WHOA! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?"
Kai and I look up and saw Tyson looking down at us with an awkward expression. What can I say? WERE IN AN AWAKWARD POSITION!!!!!!!
"It's not what it's like! I fell on top of him to get the syrup! But his Asswipe wouldn't give it to me!" I tried to explain. Tyson sigh. Huh?
"Woo, that was a relief. Wait… SYRUP! MINE!!!!!!!!!" Tyson shouted.
All of a sudden, this moron jumps on us. I screamed while Kai just gave a don't – go – near – or – your – dead look.
Too late.
Tyson already jump and hit the ground on us. I tried grabbing the syrup but Tyson had his whole mouth in it. Kai and I bonk him on the head really hard. He fell back and Kai and I started fighting over the syrup once again.
"You know what, take it. It's just some dumb syrup anyways" I said pushing it to Kai. He glared.
"You should have thought of that a few moments ago genius" he said it calmly. I stuck my tongue out.
"Uh... if anyone doesn't want it… I'll have it!"
"Shut up Tyson!" Kai and I said at the same time. Tyson blink and smirk.
"Do you guys have thing going?" Tyson ask. I raise an eyebrow, huh?
"What do you mean? I don't get it?" I said placing a finger on my lips. Kai sigh.
'She doesn't get anything…' he thought.
"You know… are you guys… going out?" he asks nudging my waist. I squeak. Going out!? Never!!!!!!!!
"No" Kai said simply with a glare. I nodded my head furiously.
"I would never go out with the likes of him! I mean he doesn't even…" I stop.
Tyson and Kai raise an eyebrow.
"What?" Tyson ask.
"Nothing" I said quickly.
"What I don't like about you?" Kai suddenly ask. I blush.
"Do you guys want pancake or not!?" I shouted randomly. Tyson had a terrifying expression and sat in his chair ready to chow down on pancakes. Kai glared at me but then settled himself on the table. I sigh. That was freaking close. I sat myself beside Tyson and started to eat the pancakes. All of a sudden, Tala came in and joins us.
"Wow Aries! These are good pancakes" Tala complement with another bite. I blush.
"Thanks!"
"I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!" Tyson shouted with pancakes in his mouth. I laugh.
"Hn" was Kai's only response. I sweat drop.
I ate the pancakes I made happily until I heard the door open. Must be my family. Well, mom and bro is all. Stupid Dad… one day he might never come back… oh well, I know he will.
"Aries were home did you make- oh my" my step mom came into the kitchen and saw all of my friends. I blush.
"Uh… Aries… are these boyfriends of yours?" she asks with a sly smile. I blush.
"NO! THERE JUST FRIENDS! GEEZ I DON'T EVEN WANT THEM AS MY BOYFRIENDS!" I shouted. My little bro came up to me and tug my shirt.
"Can I have pancakes Sis?" he ask. I nod my head and smiled.
"Sure!"
Kyle ran across the table and crowed down on some pancakes while my step mom just looks at each one of the boys I'm friends. She smiled.
"So… mind telling me your names?" she ask. All of a sudden she had moved on the table, sitting on top. We all starred. All of sudden she started unbuttoning her shirt. I blush while they just stared. I smack my forehead.
'Not again…' I thought.
"So, what's your name handsome?" she asks twirling her finger on Kai's chest. I glared at her.
"Kai… and will you stop?" he said calmly pushing her hand away. She licks her lips seductively. Kai look violated.
"Well, you have very nice friends Aries… and a hot one" she said starring. Kai didn't bother looking. Tyson and Tala glared.
"Hey what about us?" they both ask. My mother starred at them and yawned.
"Oh, I know who you are… you're… Aries friends" she said with another yawn. Tyson and Tala felt unwanted. I mean my mom is very hot… well in my opinion, she's a slut. Oh well, maybe one day she will die. I still can't believe my dad married her, I mean she hardly does anything around the house unless I tell my dad. Trust me, my dad trusts me the most. I mean I do get my side from him… well mostly my real mom.
"Well, I need to take a bath. See you later guys… and handsome" my mom said a wink. Kai shivered at the thought and look at that. Once she left she we were all starring at my little brother. I sigh.
"This is Kyle the burger brain, Kyle, this is Kai the Asswipe, Tyson the fat pig, and Tala the buffalo red head" I said calmly.
"Hey" Kyle smiled.
"Hey" they all said. We all finish our breakfast and headed upstairs.
"Ok, there are four bathrooms in this house. My step mom is using the other bathroom so we all have to use three. Well, you guys share the two bathrooms because one is in my room. The other bathrooms are beside my room and my dad's wok office. You people pick" I said quickly.
"I TAKE THE OFFICE!!!!!!!!!" Tyson shouted raising his chubby arms.
"I take the room beside Aries" Tala said calmly, punching Tyson in the process for shouting in his ear.
We all starred at Kai. Ok…where is he going to take a bath?
"I'll wait until one of you comes out" Kai said blushing. I giggled.
"Uh… I'm going to take a long time… so yeah…" Tyson said whistling. I wonder why he takes long just taking a bath. (A/n: Don't worry, it takes me more than an hour… why? I love singing and relaxing in the hot water)
"I need to do my hair… it takes three hours just applying gel on it to stay up" Tala said with a blush. I laugh. I see… I really see.
Wait. Hold up! If they take long in the bathroom then… oh shit.
"Uh…" got to make and excuse up! "I love cookies!"
Wow great going Aries.
"I guest you have to wait for Aries Kai" Tala said with a smirk as he nudges his waste. Kai blush.
"Uh… ok…" I said nervously.
They all went to the bathrooms leaving me and Kai behind. I sigh.
"Uh… here" we went to my room.
As I opened my door, I realize my room was a complete mess with drawings I made the other night. I sigh. Oh well, it's not that it can hurt anyone right?
We step inside and Kai had a chance to look around. It's pretty plain. I mean my room only has dark blue wallpaper. But I guest its ok… yup.
"Ok Kai…" I said with a blush "I'll be taking a bath first! You just wait here on my bed and wait. Uh yeah…"
I walk slowly to the bathroom keeping my eye on him. He glared at me and I went to the bathroom quickly.
I lock myself inside the bathroom and sigh. Damn it! He had to come here and wait for me. Sigh…. I really need ten bathrooms if this keeps up!
I strip myself down and step into the shower. This is totally going to be a long day!
Kai's pov:
'Damn! I had to go to her room! Look so many damn drawings! Wait what's this?' I pick up the drawing from the floor. I started twitching an eyebrow.
'Damn that crazy girl' I thought angrily.
The picture I was holding was a master piece! Yeah right! It had my head chop off with Aries axe with blood on it. I am so going to kick her ass.
All of a sudden, I heard the water running. I guest she's finally taking a bath. All of a sudden I heard singing. Man she loves singing. She's quite good actually. Maybe some day se will come famous. But not right now… she's absolutely, perfectly crazy.
Just then I heard singing in the other side of the house. Damn it must be Tyson… god damn it he sucks like hell! Why the hell is he singing the damn muffin man song? Didn't I kill him three years ago? Oh well no one knows nothing about my past… no one… no one don't even understand! And that time this morning… Aries ask me if I had a mom. I hesitated. She died when I was six. It was my… no. I don't even wanna say it. Damn it…
Suddenly I heard the water shut off. Wow she's done. Surprisingly she's done, I mean she isn't that fast.
A few minutes later she came out. I starred at her body. Whoa…
She was wearing a black tank top with a red heart design on it. Her was straight but still wet. She was wearing black baggy pants with a side rip. She was drying her hair. Wow, I guest she loves these kinds of clothes.
"Kai?" I heard her say "It's your turn"
I nodded and stood up. I past right at her and went inside the bathroom. Finally.
I turned on the shower and took out my clothes (A/n: KAWAI!!!!!!!!!) and step in. The water is so warm… reminds me of my mom.
Just then I heard Tyson's voice again. God damn it! He's singing the oh mc Donald song. Can't he see he has the most terrible voice here on earth? God I can't stand it!
I started banging the wall.
"SHUT UP BACK THERE!" I shouted.
All of a sudden I heard him knock back. That ass face.
"YOU SHUT UP! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT TO THE AMERICAN IDOL!?" I heard him shout. I glared.
"FINE! YOU'RE VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A HORSE AND YOU DID NOT MAKE IT TO THE AMERICAN IDOL! HAPPY!?"
I heard a gasp on the other side. I smirk.
"YOU MONSTER! I SOUND BEAUTIFUL!" he complements himself.
"NO YOU DON'T!" all of a sudden I heard Tala's voice. I smirk.
"SHUT UP!"
"HEY GUYS! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT!?" I heard Aries voice near and close… oh my god.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"What?" Aries ask.
"Aries… are you in the same bathroom as me?
"So? It's not like I can see your naked body… I mean who wants to!" she shouted. I heard Tyson and Tala agreeing.
"She got a point there dude" Tyson said.
"Yeah pretty much" Tala added.
"Oh shut up" Kai glared.
I heard Aries sat on the toilet while Tyson was singing and Tala was doing his hair. I blush. I can't believe she's in here. Why the hell am I blushing!? I don't even like her. What am I saying? She's a girl and I'm a naked guy in her room taking a shower! Son of a…
"Hey Kai?"
"Hn" I had to respond.
"Do you want to go out?" she asks. I stop, huh?
"What do you mean, go out?" I ask.
"You know… me, you, Tala and Tyson. Like a hang out" I heard her say.
"Whatever"
"Great!" I heard her left the bathroom. I sigh.
'She is the first person who ever talks to me like that… well, as I girl I mean' I said with a smirk.
Normal pov:
Yay! Were going out! Not the date thing, I mean like a hang out! I'm so happy; I mean this is my first time having friends! I wonder where we should go….
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"You ready?" I ask.
Kai was wearing a slim black long sleeve shirt with black pants. Tala was wearing a normal white shirt with blue jeans, and Tyson… wearing a piglet shirt and yellow shorts.
"Ready!" Tyson shouted.
"What he said" Tala said.
"Hn" Damn you Kai…
"Let's go then!" I drag them outside.
Man, what a weird morning.
Kirisu - so srry guys! i am so srry for the long wait. i mean i was really busy. I have to worry about reposy cards and everything. Please forgive me! anyways love you all and thinks for the reviews! arigatou for ppl who review and review and no flames!