118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you're a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
Alfred put a quarter in the machine. Arthur sat near him and watched. "Cheerio," Alfred said to a kid wanting to get on. Eventually the kid gave up and left.
"What the bloody hell are you doing?" Arthur asked finally, after Alfred's horrible British accent.
"I'm you!" Alfred told him.
"Excuse me?" Arthur asked.
"A prissy English gay man."
"WHAT THE HELL, GIT!"
Ivan had chosen the moment Arthur started dragging Alfred away to walk over. "Kolkolkol."
The manager showed up and kicked them out.