Zorua vs Keldeo THE FINAL BATTLE!

(Third Person Point of View this time)

Zorua tapped the IPad Mini Matthais had given him and waited until a familiar face appeared on the screen.

"CRITIC!" Zorua shouted at the Colt Pokemon.

"ZORUA!" Keldeo shouted back.

Zorua smirked and said, "So you're still criticizing me?"

"No!" Keldeo replied, "I was actually giving you a little credit. Unlike you who just call me up in the middle of an Editorial just to interrupt me and insult me!"

Zorua growled and said, "Alright, things have gone far enough! I have one thing left to say to you!"

Keldeo glared at Zorua and gritted his teeth.

"I'm sorry," Zorua said with his ears drooping and his tail between his legs.

"BRING IT ON, KITSUNE! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? I-" Keldeo froze solid and blinked. "Wait, did you just say you're sorry?"

Zorua nodded, "Yeah. Ya see, when I sat down and reviewed that Fanfic, I realized how hard it really is to have to sit down and review something that had so many flaws and wasn't as polished as an actual official movie or episode."

Keldeo blinked and cracked a smile, "Oh. . . Well, um, to be honest, I mean, Zoroark: Master of Illusions was so long, and every error hit me extra hard because it was part of the official cannon, so I my expectations were so much higher. Plus it was animated in front of me so I wasn't able to use my imagination to make it what I wanted to see. So, I guess it made me realize that reviewing movies really isn't that easy either."

Zorua smiled and said, "Yeah, I mean seriously, why are we doing this?"

Keldeo chuckled and shook his head, "I don't know, it's pretty ridiculous, isn't it?"

Zorua rested his chin on his front paws and said, "Yeah, I mean it really doesn't matter. I mean, just the fact that I'm the better reviewer, of course. But I mean, nobody really cares, it's not a big deal."

Keldeo nodded, "Yeah, yeah I guess you have a point there. I mean it made me realize that-" Keldeo stopped dead in his tracks and stared brankly at the Zorua on his tablet. "What?"

Zorua flipped with joy and laughed, "A-hah! Yeah! He finally admits it! But don't worry. I mean, it's not like you have to stop making your stinky reviews!"

Keldeo stamped the ground with anger and shouted, "You can go touch all nine of Ninetails' tails, you vulpine!"

Zorua bared his fangs and snarled, "And you can go make out with Rarity, you My Little Pony reject!"

Keldeo took quick deep breaths to calm himself and said, "Alright, this is getting ridiculous. I'm not gonna loose my honor and look like a lunatic. I say we just settle this. Settle this once and for all!Zorua! I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!"

Zorua smirked and bounced from paw to paw excitedly, "Oh, okay, you want your Fox on Pony action? Well then show me that you have the guts! Get your Blank-Flank over here, and we'll have. . ." Zorua eyes grew wide as he said dramatically, "THE FINAL BATTLE! Dun-dun-dunnnnnn!"

Keldeo narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Alright Zorua, let's settle this. Let's settle this FOREVER!"

"Get your Blank-Flank over here!"

"FINE!"

Keldeo hung up on Zorua and took off at a full gallop. He splashed through the Moor of Icirrus as fast as he could. He legs went up and down and over the terrain at top speed. The pace he was traveling at rivaled Rapidash and Arcanine.

Meanwhile, Zorua looks up from his IPad Mini Matthais had given him. He walks over to the entrance to the cave and stared off into the distance.

After some time, Keldeo reached the shores of Unova. Not slowing down a bit, Keldeo used Hydro Pump to run across the waters surface. A huge wake was formed behind him as he rocketed across the ocean. Soon Keldeo rose up above the water's surface and just flew over the sea. He soared higher and higher until he could make out a thick patch of fog further out. Keldeo dived down and splashed into the water. His Aqua Jet propelled him through the water like a torpedo. Basculin and Alomomola watched him fly by in shock.

Keldeo broke the water's surface in time to see an island up ahead. Keldeo flew over to the mountainous island and landed on the shore. He ran through the the forest, dodging tree limbs, until he burst through a final bush and saw Zorua standing in the mouth of the cave.

Keldeo shouted a battle cry and dived for Zorua. Zorua quickly jumped out of the way and transformed into a Tangrowth. The Tangrowth shot Vine Whip at Keldeo and wrapped him tightly around the waist. Keldeo struggled with all his might, but he couldn't get free. He then tried using Secret Sword to cut through the vines, but the sword merely passed through the vines like a ghost.

"Stupid Illusions. . .so real. . ." Keldeo thought. Then he looked at the Tangrowth and thought, "How about I take out the source!"

Keldeo then spat a Focus Blast at the Tangrowth.

"Meep!" was all that Zorua had enough time to say before the Focus Blast scored a Super Effective hit on his face.

"You okay know Zorua? Should I get you some more Oran Berries from the forest?"

Some time had passed, and Zorua had needed time to lie down and eat a few Oran Berries. Zorua finished chewing and swallowing one of the round, blue fruits and replied, "Don't worry. KawaiiJoltic gave me a whole bunch of 'em. And I feel fine now." Zorua then frowned, "Well, that was kinda anti-climatic, wasn't it?"

Keldeo nodded, "Yeah, it was. But let's be serious here. I'm a Legendary Pokemon who's trained all my life with the Swords of Justice. You're still young, and Zoroark still teaching you how be strong. This battle was never fair at all."

Zorua nodded sadly, "Yeah, you're right. In order to beat you'd, I'd have to evolve first. But how are we gonna settle the argument and prove that I'm better than you!?"

Keldeo resisted the urge to face hoof and said, "Well, we could have a different kind of battle. . ." Keldeo's face suddenly lit up with a smile. "That's it! I've got it!"

"What is it?" Zorua asked.

"You'll see in a moment. Hey, can I use your IPad Mini? I need to contact somebody. . ."

"Alright! Get ready, cause it's time for EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!" Matthais shouted into a microphone. Zorua and Keldeo stood on opposite sides of the stage Matthais' rap battle studio.

"I'm Matthais Unidostres, and today we got Zorua vs Keldeo the Critic!"

"BEGIN!"

Zorua:

This battle will leave you crying like in that Fanfic I reviewed!

An honorable Sword of Justice? Your reviews are rude and crude!

Can't even make up your mind! Remember Nine in the Afternoon?

And you left your three guardians to freeze and meet their doom!

Keldeo the Critic:

It's me! Keldeo The Critic! I review Pokemon FanFiction!

I'm a Sword of Justice! This kid's got a berry addiction!

All you got is your little kids who want you as a plushie!

At least I don't love every piece of fiction I see!

Zorua:

Your parents died in a fire, you didn't even try to save 'em!

I got Ash to save Meema from Kodai, and we beat him!

Quit playing the Portal 2 Announcer! You're reviews are all wrong,

And we're all tired of hearing the "The Reviews Began" song!

Keldeo the Critic:

I didn't leave the Swords to die, Ash helped me save 'em too!

My parents may be dead, but at least I had two!

I grew up in the streets, puppy! And I spit Focus Blasts!

In a battle between us, a minute was all you could last!

Zorua:

OH MY GOSH! THIS IS THE GREATEST RAP BATTLE OF MY LIFE!

I was innocent in my movie, all you did was cause strife,

Getting Kyurem mad and causing his army to terrorize the city,

You're so weak, not even Team Rocket wanted you, what a pity!

So Meema raised me by herself? She was more than I could ever want!

But wait, then Papa Lucario came! Your insult didn't have much thought!

I'll tie this pony up like Pinkie did in CSImadmax's comic

There's only so many ways I can say you make me sick!

"Alright! I'm gonna teach this brat a lesson!"

Keldeo gasped and turned to see Terrakion running into the studio.

"Terrakion!" Keldeo gasped.

Terrakion smiled and nodded, "Alright, Keldeo. Watch and learn as I hit this brat with a verbal Hyper Beam!"

Terrakion:

Now that the toughest Sword of Justice has finally stood up,

I'm gonna tell Bowser Junior here to just shut up!

You the "Ditto Fox", all you got is your mom's fur coat!

You reviews only have those wacky abridged quotes!

My name is Terrakion, don't forget it Zoru-duuuuuh!

I'm the only Rock/Fighting-type Pokemon! Uh-huh!

I'm the Heavy Weight champion of the four Swords! You're weak!

My Stone Edge has your Scratch attack beat!

"You leave him along, you big, fat bully!"

Everyone turned to see Luke's girl Zorua run in to Zorua side. The two of them exchanged a quick nuzzle, and then Luke's Zorua launched into a fun bouncy rap.

Luke's Zorua (Zoey):

I play any part that you want! As long as it's a female!

It's time to show these Little Ponies that they're designs are a fail!

I had my own movie in Mr. Matthew's theater! Mr. T, you were frozen!

You should be in a Toys R Us, right next to Big Mac and

Cheerilee and the other Little Ponies in pink aisle,

My boyfriend and I are so cute all who see us smile!

Illusions are a great defense mechanism,

Our Abilities are multipurpose, unlike Justified, which was useless against Kyurem!

Keldeo? More like Kelde-dohdoh, what's up with that?

Kyurem just touched your King Sombra horn, and it went CRACK!

I would rather train with Pinkie Pie than get leased by Rarity,

Yeah I brought up that comic again, for it's Special Effectivity!

If you're a King Sombra clone, then you're not a Sword of Justice!

Not even that jerk Jules could ever make me this pissed!

You're never gonna beat this giant Golurk guardian!

Because it's MY movie, I'm Zoey the Zorua!

"Those last too rhymes didn't even rhyme!"

Zorua and Zoey gasped and hugged each other in fear as Cobalion marched onto the stage, glaring at the two of them.

"Alright. . ." Keldeo smiled as the music changed to a serious beat, and Cobalion chuckled softly.

Cobalion:

All living creatures beware, this Pokemon has been released,

By the end of this the memory of that comic will be deceased!

I punish humans hard for their crimes against Pokemon

You bring out my purest disgust, the Swords of Justice want you gone

I'm the Four Swords' leader, teach you a lesson, we're not messing,

Your Illusions mean nothing, so be silent and take your medicine!

I've got a cold heart of steel, I don't care if you cry,

I'd say I'm sorry to you babies, but Iron Will doesn't apologize!

Luke's movies are just a joke, nobody even knows the him,

And since when were you called Zoey? Not that I care, Ditto twins,

You have slandered the Swords of Justice, it's time for you to loose,

Matthais gave you the rope, and you're each tying your noose.

There was an explosion as the door was blown open by an Aura Sphere. Lucario ran in and faced Cobalion and gave him a death glare, snarling with rage.

Lucario:

Yo! Hold on Swords! Aura Pokemon in the building!

The Aura is With Me when you're rapping against me,

It's a good evening to defeat this inferior Steel/Fighting type!

My raps are inspired from Aaron, call me Aura Guardian, I saved Mew,

Tree of Life was so sick, but I made it all better!

When it comes to battles, it's got my name,

Super Smash Bros. Brawl, I got the fortune and fame!

I'm running this rap game!

I'll shove an Aura Sphere in your mouths, Ponies'll get beat by this hound,

One more thing, funny thing is, you're worse than the Mane Six!

You insult my child and wife? You all make me sick!

Lucario nodded, "There, take that. Now, I'm here to take Zorua home-."

Suddenly, Virizion jumped onto the stage from the roof. A guitar beat kicked up as Virizion started her rap.

Virizion:

BATTLE ON! Virizion's here to help her friends!

Just like any of my battles, I fight until the end!

I'm the Grassland Pokemon, move like a whirl-wind!

I'm about to do it again, I'll leave you breathless at the end!

This K-9 trio will be taken down by Magical Leaf!

Zorua, your howling's bad beyond belief,

And Luke's Zorua and a Lucario? No matter, I'll teach you two a lesson!

Why don't you quit trying to rap and mourn for Sir Aaron?

Lucario, you got a second chance, and used it to get a mate,

Why don't you get off your lazy behind after cheating fate.

I've got an idea, how about I swiftly cut you up!

It's just like a pack of dogs to never shut-up!

Suddenly, all the lights went out all at once, making it pitch black in the studio. A lone spotlight shone down; revealing Lucario, Zorua, and Zoey standing in the center, looking up. The Swords of Justice stood back and watched what was happening. Black smoke began to snake down from the ceilings and curled around in the center of the spotlight. The smoke soon formed the shape of the Illusion Fox Pokemon herself. Zoroark stood on her hind legs and looked directly at the Sword of Justice. She then threw her head back and roared a blood curdling cry. Keldeo was clearly afraid, Terrakion actually stepped back, Virizion looked clearly nervous, and Cobalion's right eye actually twitched.

Zoroark:

The Master has entered, so ALL EYES ON ME!

I'm a hardcore Pokemon, unlike these pussy Ponies!

I'll take all you punks at once, so let's see what you got!

I'll own all your Swords faster than my black neck got shocked!

Fill fans with awe with just the mention of my name, ya'll are lame,

Just a bunch off silly Equine Legends gaining cheap fame!

So bodacious, I took on the Legendary Beasts!

I'm a Crowning Moment of Awesome with rhymes that can't be beat.

DARK PULSE! It's all over for you now, Musketeers!

My Illusions will trap you in your worst fears!

You raps are criminal, have fun with my NIGHT SLASH!

I made everyone look like cardboard, yet I'm a cannon of glass!

Watch closely, my child, these fools going down,

It's all going down, cause Zoroark runs this town!

Kodai took me out in M13, but Celebi brought me back,

The world will always remember this ANGRY MOTHER ZOROARK! NIGHT DAZE ATTACK!

While rapping, Zoroark threw herself upon the Sword of Justice. She easily got a hit on Keldeo first, while the other Swords attempted to hit her with their own attacks. Zoroark quickly dodged the Flash Cannon, Magical Leaf, and Hyper Beam. She then created an illusion of Kyurem and bathed the entire room in a freezing breeze. Virizion was quickly driven down by the terrible cold and fell down on the ground shivering in defeat.

Zoroark canceled the illusion and hit Virizion with a DARK PULSE. Terrakion fired Stone Edge at Zoroark, who dodged it an turned into Suicine and doused Terrakion in an illusion of water. She then hit him with NIGHT SLASH, knocking him down.

Cobalion and Keldeo charged Zoroark with Sacred Sword and Secret Sword. Zoroark created the illusion of purple crystals growing towards them. The two Swords of Justice jumped over it and were headed right towards Zoroark. However, Zoroark created a well placed NIGHT DAZE ATTACK that hit them in their chests. The air was knocked out of them, and Zoroark jumped forward and hit them both with Night Slash, knocking them down for the last time.

Zoroark smiled and canceled the Illusion, and the lights all turned back on. The Swords of Justice all lay knocked out in a loose pile near the far wall.

Zorua jumped onto his mother's shoulder and nuzzled her cheek.

"You are the strongest Pokemon ever, Meema!" he said.

Zoey admired Zoroark in awe as Lucario nodded and leaned in to lick Zoroark on the cheek.

"Let's go home," Lucario said.

Zoroark nodded, and the family left the studio. Zoey looked over at Matthais, then at the Swords of Justice, then back at Matthais.

"Um. . .will they be okay?" Zoey asked.

Matthais nodded, "Oh yes, of course they will. Come on, I'll take you back to Luke now."

Zoey looked back at the Swords of Justice one more time, and then she followed Matthais out of the studio.

A few seconds later, Keldeo started twitching.

His eye snapped open. . . .

THE END?

Credits

Nostalgia Critic vs Angry Video Game Nerd: The Final Battle

Epic Rap Battle Parodies : Eminem vs Macklemore - Epic Rap Battle Parodies by ERBParodies

Pokemans-Pink by CSImadmax

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Special Thanks

KawaiiJoltic:

"I'd love to see a Rap Battle between Zorua and Keldeo to settle their argument from Zorua Reviews chapter eight. No clue what to bace it off of, but you could maybe have guest appearances by the Sacred Swordsmen and Zoroark, Zoey, and Luke to break them apart if things get too intense."

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Epic Rap Battles of History by Nicepeter