That day Carlile proposed to me. He took out a big red and yellow ring from a box. The ring was a gold and ruby band and it said RIOT! on it (that's my favorite album EVER!). Then he got on one knee an asked me.

"Hayleyball, will you be my wife?"

I started to cry love tears.

"Of course, you big boo!"

And then I hugged him so tight that he couldn't take a breathe of air.

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When we got back to the Cullens' house, everyone knew what had happened because Rosalie told them because she had visions (A/N: remember? If you don't then you're not a REAL fan).

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Alice (even though she's a slutty cheetah) she said she'd help me pick my dress. Bella and Esme came too because, well they already had weddings. We went to Victoria's (get it? Like in the first book?) secret and saw the wedding dresses.

"Oh, My,God, this is perfect for you!" shrieked Bella. It was this long white dress.

"Eh, no Bella" I said, shrinking my nose. "It sucks ass"

"Um... no let's go to the red and yellow store!" I said excitedly.

I went to my favorite store, the "Red and Yellow store". There I found the wedding dress of my dreams. It was a long tube dress. half of it was yellow and the other half was red. It had long slits at the sides that reached my thigh. It also had a big bow on the butt and on the BOOBS and it was red.

"Oh My Fucking God!" yelled Bella. "it's fucking awesome!" she began doing a tap dance because she was so happy for me.

We just laughed at her stupid ass.

"Wow Hayley come look!" Esme squealed. i went to see an there was a big yellow veil that was all poofy and pretty. i was like "Wow!"

"Wow!" I sad speechless.

"Well, let's buy it!" I said all giddy.

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The wedding was red and yellow themed. Everyone had to wear yellow and red. I was eating the cake when a stupid cunt motherfucker faggot appeared:

A vampire named Muerte. Muerte was a fucking bastard. he was also satanist like Lacey. He was tall and muscular and had a tattoo of an eye on his bald head. He was only wearing a thong. Anyway he was pretty jealous of me, like everyone who hated me.

"What are you doing here?" i asked angrily. He just smiled seductively.

"I have come in regards to Lacey." he said evily. "She wanted me to ruin your wedding."

It was so like Lacey. She would ruin my happiness at every chance possible.

"Oh my god you are not!" I screamed. "Why do you do this?" I said in sparkly vampire tears.

"Because…" he looked sad. "Because I LOVE HER!"

and everyone looked at him.