IMing Adventures #13: Pondering, Prizes and Happy People
By ~Ally!~ (K-BREAD!)
Synopsis: Probably one of the longest and craziest days ever, the IMing Adventures Pals are prepared to have a pretty great conversation, but things don't go as planned. First another huge secret is revealed, a nickname leaves some chat members reeling, Ally leaves to think something over, a girl gets some startling information, someone with 'spunk' makes a good point, a false conclusion is reached, someone unintentionally burns all the world's celebrities and someone has a startling thought…and then dismisses it. Who will receive a great offer? What else is an 'oops'? And what did Alice foresee that frightened the chat members? This day is definitely one for the history books! Featuring the stars of BAKE's skit, some vampires, Polly Prentis, a few really rich celebs and two dudes with bad haircuts, but no Good Man or Edward! Oh yeah, and the author and her pals are in this too. WARNING: NEW MOON SPOILERS!!
REAL PEOPLE:
Triple L ~ Ally
Brianaa Lee ~ Briana
D-u_s-t_i-n ~ Dustin
TheMusicalGenie ~ Kelsey
JAS-Lover ~ Emily
UniquenessInABox ~ Randi
BOYS:
BlackAttack ~ Jacob Black
BabyZ ~ Zac Efron
SpunkHunk ~ Robert Pattinson (R-Pattz)
BearHug22 ~ Emmett Cullen
DoubleOhSeven ~ James Blonde
Mr. Danforth ~ Chad Danforth
GIRLS:
Princess P ~ Polly Prentis
Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale
TooSHARP2pAY ~ Sharpay Evans
Shopperrr ~ Alice Cullen
*Triple L has joined the chat*
*Brianaa Lee has joined the chat*
*TheMusicalGenie has joined the chat*
Triple L: Thanks for having us over the other day Bri!!
Brianaa Lee: No problem! That was soo fun!!
TheMusicalGenie: …when Ally wasn't throwing stuffed horses and cats at me.
Triple L: LE MUAHAHAHA!
Brianaa Lee: *sighs*
*BlackAttack has joined the chat*
Triple L: Ewwwww
Brianaa Lee: Yuckkkk
TheMusicalGenie: IT'S THE WOLF MAN!
BlackAttack: What??
Triple L: Hey, whats the date today J-J-J….a little help here?
TheMusicalGenie: Jake?
Triple L: Yeah, him!
BlackAttack: Um, it's the middle of July.
Brianaa Lee: OMZ so you're not a werewolf yet??
BlackAttack: a WHAT?!?!
TheMusicalGenie: A human being who can transform into a giant wolf-like being?
BlackAttack: Um, no…should I be?
Triple L: No, not until sometime in the spring.
BlackAttack: I'M GOING TO TURN INTO A WOLF IN THE SPRING?!?!
*BlackAttack has left the chat*
Triple L: Well that's a great way to start my day! J
TheMusicalGenie: I thought biffing stuffed animals at my head was?
Triple L: Noo, that's a good way to END my day
Brianaa Lee: HA
*Princess P has joined the chat*
Brianaa Lee: GAH!! I MUST HIDE TEDDY!
Princess P: NO NO! I'm going to play nice today!! I'll leave him alone!
TheMusicalGenie: Really?
PrincessP: NO! MUAHAHAHA!
*Princess P has left the chat*
Triple L: Uh oh!
Brianaa Lee: Don't worry, Teddy is already hidden.
Triple L: You're goooood!
TheMusicalGenie: NO CHARLIE IS!
Brianaa Lee: …
*D-u_s-t_i-n has joined the chat*
Triple L: Heeeeeeey B.A.D. is online!!
D-u_s-t_i-n: lol
TheMusicalGenie: HEY! What about "K"?!!
Brianaa Lee: Oh yeah. We can be…KDAB
D-u_s-t_i-n: Wow. How do you pronounce that?
Brianaa Lee: KDAB, like "Abra KDAB ra?" As in magic?
Triple L: As in Harry Potter! As in Cedric! As in Rob!
TheMusicalGenie: Um, no Ally, no. Rob is not magical.
Triple L: SAYS YOU!
D-u_s-t_i-n: ANYWAAAAY back to our new nickname?
TheMusicalGenie: I think its pretty sad.
*JAS-Lover has joined the chat*
*UniquenessInABox has joined the chat*
Brianaa Lee: Well it doesn't even matter anymore because now we are "K-BREAD!"
JAS-Lover: What? K-Bread?
Triple L: Noo, K-BREAD. That's our nickname.
UniquenessInABox: It sounds like the name of some bad rapper.
TheMusicalGenie: EXACTLY!
JAS-Lover: Oh. Well then…
*Headstrong has joined the chat*
D-u_s-t_i-n: OMG its Ashley T!
UniquenessInABox: And that rhymed! Yippie!
JAS-Lover: Wish it were me!
Triple L: Like to-tal-y!
D-u_s-t_i-n: *GLARE*
Headstrong: Why are you guys always so mean to him?! Couldn't you just leave him alone? SHEESH!
Triple L: O.O
UniquenessInABox: O.O
JAS-Lover: O.O
Brianaa Lee: O.O
D-u_s-t_i-n: That was so totally cool. Thanks! ;)
Headstrong: No prob. Hey, I'm going to a party later. Wanna come?
D-u_s-t_i-n:…who, me?
Headstrong: LOL yes, you!
D-u_s-t_i-n: YES!
Headstrong: Cool, I'll see you later then!
*Headstrong has left the chat*
Brianaa Lee: I am in shock.
UniquenessInABox: Same here.
Triple L: WHY IS IT THAT WHEN ANYONE ELSE TALKS TO A CELEBRITY THEY GET OFFERED TO BE BITTEN AND PARTY INVITES WHILE I JUST GET PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED OF ME?!?!!?
TheMusicalGenie: Ally, I want you to go and think about that for a while, and see if you can find an answer.
Triple L: Um. Ok? I'll be back soon.
*Triple L has left the chat*
UniquenessInABox: …she's not going to figure it out is she?
JAS-Lover: No. Never.
*TooSHARP2pAY has joined the chat*
TooSHARP2pAY: Is Gabriella online?
Brianaa Lee: Nah, she doesn't come on very often.
TooSHARP2pAY: Good – wait, what about James?
UniquenessInABox: James the vampire? He died a while back.
TooSHARP2pAY: JAMES IS A VAMPIRE?!?! WHAAAAT?!
D-u_s-t_i-n: Um, yeah. You know, big blonde guy?
TooSHARP2pAY: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS?!?!
*TooSHARP2pAY has left the chat*
TheMusicalGenie: Great. Now that song is stuck in my head again.
JAS-Lover: What song?
TheMusicalGenie: Oh no no no (no no no!) Stick to the stuff you know-oh-oh-oh!
UniquenessInABox: Do NOT sing that EVER AGAIN.
TheMusicalGenie: Gladly.
*BabyZ has joined the chat*
Brianaa Lee: ZAAAAC! You haven't been online in soo long! I was worried!
BabyZ: Awh. Sorry I've just been busy, this vegetarian thing is hard.
UniquenessInABox: But you ARE still a vegetarian, right?
BabyZ: Yes.
D-u_s-t_i-n: GOOD.
BabyZ: So what happened while I was gone?
TheMusicalGenie: Well, I got married and I'm already a grandmother. OH, and Ally is a blueberry and we are all called "K-BREAD".
BabyZ: What?
JAS-Lover: A lot of stuff happened.
BabyZ: Oh. That makes more sense. You're good at understanding these guys.
JAS-Lover: Why thank you!
BabyZ: No problem. Hey, you like to act right?
JAS-Lover: Yes…?
BabyZ: Wanna come be in my new movie?
JAS-Lover: Wow. Yes, sure I do!!
BabyZ: Sweet.
Brianaa Lee: You know, I'm still waiting for you to bite me.
BabyZ: *sigh* I'll get around to it sometime.
Brianaa Lee: KK, that's good enough for me…for NOW…
TheMusicalGenie: Great. So now Dustin's going to a sweet party, Briana's gonna be a vampire, Emily's gonna be a movie star and Randi owns a chocolate factory. Geez, im so alone here!
*SpunkHunk has joined the chat*
SpunkHunk: Hey, Ally's not online is she?
UniquenessInABox: Wow, how'd you know?
SpunkHunk: No one said "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" or "ROOOOBBBEEERRRRRTT!" when I logged on.
D-u_s-t_i-n: Haha that's funny because it makes sense.
Brianaa Lee: Le deffo.
SpunkHunk: Why isn't she on anyway? I thought she had no life?
JAS-Lover: She doesn't. Kelsey just gave her a question to ponder over so she left.
SpunkHunk: Really? Wow, I owe you! Do you like money?
TheMusicalGenie: Um, who doesn't?
SpunkHunk: LOL. Well I am officially sending you a cash prize of $608.34
TheMusicalGenie: REALLY?! Sweeeet!
BabyZ: Why $608.34?
SpunkHunk: Because that's how much I have in my pocket at the moment.
D-u_s-t_i-n: :O
SpunkHunk: What? I'm in one of the most popular movies ever, remember??
UniquenessInABox: How could we forget? J
*Triple L has joined the chat*
BabyZ: Uh oh.
Triple L: Hey Kelsey, I figured it out!
Brianaa Lee: Well let's hear it!
Triple L: I don't get anything because…..I'm FAT! That's it right?
D-u_s-t_i-n: O.O
JAS-Lover: Ok Ally #1) You're not fat
TheMusicalGenie: #2) Even if you WERE, we're on a CHATROOM and no one can see you
Brianaa Lee: And #3) Even if you were, these are CELEBS, not jerks.
UniquenessInABox: Well, SOME celebs are jerks.
BabyZ: "A square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square."
Triple L:…you DO realize that you just said that all celebs are jerks? Because I know that all jerks aren't celebs.
BabyZ: ..oops…
*BabyZ has left the chat*
*BearHug22 has joined the chat*
BearHug22: No what else is an 'oops?'
Triple L: Um, no, what?
BearHug22: YOUR FACE!! OOOOOH!
*BearHug22 has left the chat*
Triple L: Well THAT was mature…
SpunkHunk: Toootally.
Triple L: OMR its ROBERT!!
D-u_s-t_i-n: She kinda didn't know you were here until you said that.
SpunkHunk: Oops.
Triple L: Guess what Rob? We got married on Briana's computer! And you're magical, right?
*SpunkHunk has left the chat*
Triple L: See? I AM fat!
JAS-Lover: *sigh*
*DoubleOhSeven has joined the chat*
D-u_s-t_i-n: Hey, isn't that james bond?
TheMusicalGenie: OH
Brianaa Lee: MY
Triple L: EDWARD!
DoubleOhSeven: Is Sharpay Evans online?
Brianaa Lee: Um, Who?
UniquenessInABox: Never heard of them.
JAS-Lover: Yeah, never
DoubleOhSeven: Okay. Well if you hear from her, contact me. The names Blonde. James Blonde.
*DoubleOhSeven has left the chat*
UniquenessInABox: I am under the assumption that Sharpay was not worried about James the Vampire.
TheMusicalGenie: I would be under the same assumption.
Triple L: Im confuzzled.
D-u_s-t_i-n: Sharpay was on earlier and she was afraid of someone named James.
Triple L: Oh. What else did I miss?
JAS-Lover: I'm gonna be a movie star!
TheMusicalGenie: And Rober'ts giving me money!
Triple L: WHAT? WHY?
TheMusicalGenie: erm, no reason..*coughcough*
Triple L: Well that's not fair! Now something good has happened to everyone but me! Grr.
Brianaa Lee: Lifes what you make it
Triple L: I wish, but its like im not in control of my life anymore. Its like someone is making all my decisions for me….as if someone is typing up the story of my life…
TheMusicalGenie: Really?
Triple L: Nah, just fooling.
*Shopperrr has joined the chat*
Triple L: Heya Alice!
Shopperrr: Hey. You guys may want to sign off in the next, like, 30 seconds.
Brianaa Lee: Okay..?
JAS-Lover: Would this have anything to do with a certain someone whose name rhymes with "DAD?"
Shopperrr: You would guess correctly.
D-u_s-t_i-n: Then I think leaving would be in our best interest.
TheMusicalGenie: Alrighty K-BREAD, lets jet kids cuz im Alyson!
Shopperrr: Wait, don't I get to be included in the nickname?!
Triple L: Sure, we can be…KEDABRA
JAS-Lover: What??
Triple L: Like a magic spell? Abra KEDABRA?
TheMusicalGenie: Didn't we already have this conversation?
Triple L: That was different. Anyway, we are OUTTIE!
*Triple L has left the chat*
*Brianaa Lee has left the chat*
* D-u_s-t_i-n has left the chat*
*TheMusicalGenie has left the chat*
*JAS-Lover has left the chat*
*UniquenessInABox has left the chat*
*Shopperrr has left the chat*
*Mr. Danforth has joined the chat*
Mr. Danforth: Hey guys!...Guys?...Well, I guess it's time to buy a watch!
*Mr. Danforth has left the chat*
A/N: Well, this is the last one for a while, folks. ~Ally!~ hasn't written anymore, so we're just gonna sit and chill until she does. Toodles! and PLEASE REVIEW!