Boys

"How can someone be made of snails and tails of dogs? This makes no sense! And what is a snip?" LeBeau complained.

Carter opened his mouth to answer, but Kinch interrupted before Carter could reply. "The rhyme only means that males are disgusting and women are perfect."

LeBeau nodded. "It is true..."

"Hey!" Carter protested.

LeBeau rolled his eyes and continued, "But what is a snip?"

Hogan nearly caused a heart attack in the men as he answered from the shadows. "Little bits of random things. You know, stuff little boys keep in their pockets."

Lighting up, Carter interjected, "Like dynamite!"

Everyone's disbelieving eyes turned to the resident pyromaniac. "No. No kid keeps explosives in 'is pocket." Newkirk pointed out.

"I ..."

"NO. We don't want to hear about your disturbing childhood, Carter. No one does that."

Carter turned out his pockets, showing timers and fuses.

Sighs ensued.