James enters the room and notices a white envelope on the table. He opens the envelope, which reveals the card. James then opens the card and then reads the disclaimer.
James: Dear James, Kitsuneroyale does not own Tokyo Mew Mew, any Christmas songs or any other Christmas-related music. Love, Kitsune. *pauses* She had to call me 'James', had she?
Chapter 13: A Very Merry, Dancing, Table-Turning Christmas!
Mint and Deep Blue enter the house, and notice something unusual.
Mint: I guess she knows that it's a Christmas special.
Deep Blue: You don't say. Why is there a Christmas tree in the center? And what are those cubes wrapped up?
Mint: They're presents.
Kitsune: Oh, you're both here! Wait upstai- wait a minute. Did you bring a present to give to?
Mint: I was unaware of this.
Kitsune: How could you have not been aware of this?
Mint: Hmm… Maybe it could be Yoshino-san.
*flashback*
A mailman drops letters to the Aizawa mailbox while Mint is somewhere else. Yoshino then takes Mint's letter away from her.
Yoshino: Now we're even!
Yoshino then runs away from the mailbox and the mailbox explodes.
*flashback stops*
Kitsune: But why would the mailbox explode?
Mint: Maybe she put dynamite in there.
Kitsune: Speaking of which, we have two reviews, but before I read them, the both of you must go upstairs.
Mint: *sighs* Why?
Kitsune: We're not completely done with the preparations. So go upstairs.
Mint: Come on Deep Blue, let's go.
Mint and Deep Blue both go upstairs.
Kitsune: Anyway, we have reviews from Tokyo Mew Mew Fan, and LaylaEnchantix101. Let's start off with TMM Fan.
I was bored when I did that stuff!
kitsune- go on holiday
Hosts/hostess- party time
Ryou- go to prison for killing treehugging jerk over there!
Kitsune: Well, I'll go on holiday sometime next month, because I still have plenty of things to do. *forms her hands into a cat-like state, and sings the 'Nyan Nyan' song*
Everyone comes down to the party.
Pippi: Before we begin anything, Zakuro was going to bet a whole necklace to show her least favourite emotion. What is your least favourite emotion?
Zakuro: *thinks for a long time*
Pippi: Tick tock.
Zakuro: Sorry, I can't think of one.
Kitsune: Figuring that this would happen, I decided to create a mind-reading machine to reveal her least favourite emotion. *puts helmet on Zakuro*
Kitsune turns on the machine. An unusual light show is playing in Zakuro's head, but still, nothing is revealed.
Kitsune: Well, this machine is boned.
James: Leave me and Zakuro alone for five minutes; maybe I can get something out of her.
5 minutes later…
Kitsune: Well?
James: Nothing.
Pippi: DAMN IT! I guess we'll have to wait to next chapter yet again.
Sachiko: That's too bad. What am I going to do about this giant scoreboard for this? *licks ice cream*
Kitsune: Maybe we'll come up with something during the party. Anyway, LET'S PARTY!
6 hours later…
Ryou is on the floor, dazed and confused. A severed hand of Masaya is near Ryou. The doors open and reveals two people wearing black suits.
Black Suit Guy 1: Ryou Shirogane, you are under arrest!
Ryou: *drunk* What the problem, Occifer?
Black Suit Guy 2: Not only you were underage when you were drinking, you also killed Masaya in a horrible way!
Ryou: *drunk* But what about my wrongs? Don't I have da wrong to remain as a floatation device?
Black Suit Guy 1: Should we take him away?
Kitsune: Hmm? *notices the clock* Yes.
Both guys in black suits take Ryou away in the trunk of a black car which speeds away very quickly.
Yoshino: I could've sworn that they sped up the footage from that movie.
Kitsune: Yeah, I agree. Okay, now we can move on t-
Yoshino: WAIT! There's more.
I forgot to add..
KANA IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR HITTING ME WITH A FRYING PAN! oh mac will help too. (evil glare and shouting earth spear) spears kana
Pippi: Yeah, I forgot to tell you, Yoshino, your pet is still stuck on the ferris wheel and doesn't know how to get off it.
Yoshino: How can this be? Oh well, I can still do this! *throws spear at Kana*
Kana: *sleeping* Nevermore…
The spear hits Kana and presumably kills her.
Yoshino: YES! I FINALLY KILLED HER! *sings Paramore song* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS YOUR HEARTS WITH…
Kitsune: Stop singing. She's not dead.
Yoshino: But I killed her!
Kitsune: Take a closer look at her arms.
Yoshino walks closely at the 'dead' corpse of Kana. She looks at Kana's arms and lifts her arm, and it stays still.
Yoshino: Kitsune?
Kitsune: Yes?
Yoshino: When people die, do their arms stay up?
Kitsune: No. Look on top of the chandelier.
Yoshino looks up at the chandelier to reveal Kana sitting on top. She then makes magic and drops an egg on Yoshino's face.
Yoshino: *groans in disgust* YUCK! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
Kitsune: Sure you will. Now let's move on t-
Yoshino: There's still more!
Kitsune: You know, if you say 'there's still more' one more time, I will kill you.
Yoshino: But-
Kitsune: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!
. Kana helped. After all lettuce is her cousin right? Right? RIGHT? (growls scaring everyone and masayuck)
Kitsune: *sarcasm* Ooh, I'm so scared!
Yoshino: *slaps Kitsune* That's it! I challenge you to a duel!
Kitsune: Very well! James!
James: Yes?
Kitsune: Bring six people in to assist.
James: Okay.
James opens the door and Kana, Mint, Elliot, Alyssa, Deep Blue and Blue Knight enter the door.
James: Yoshino, you may choose first.
Yoshino: Hmm… I'll choose Blue Knight.
Blue Knight: I won't let you down!
Everyone behind Blue Knight laughs secretly.
Blue Knight: What's so funny?
Kitsune: Nothing's funny.
James: Kitsune, you can choose now.
Kitsune: Well since this cousin does have a rival with an unrelated cousin, I'll choose Kana!
Kana pulls swords from her jacket and play with them in a dangerous way.
James: Yoshino, you may choose next.
Yoshino: Hmm… Elliot.
Alyssa: Oh, so you choose Elliot, but you don't choose me?
Yoshino: No, it's not like that!
Alyssa: I'm leaving!
Alyssa leaves the door.
Elliot: Yeah, I lost participation in this, so I'm gonna bail.
Yoshino: But-
Elliot: NO BUTS!
Elliot follows Alyssa.
Kitsune: I guess we'll settle with 2 vs. 2. Mint and Deep Blue, go back to the party.
Mint: But the party is already over.
Kitsune: *sighs* Just get back in there.
Mint: Alright.
The doors close.
One hour later…
Sachiko: The ice cream you gave me, Nana, tasted awful. It feels like there was blood mixed into there. *panics* Did you kill another person?
Nana: No, I just took Masaya's remains and blended them together.
Sachiko: Oh. Next time, don't ever do this again. *throws ice cream at the door, and Kitsune opens the door*
Kitsune: Um… Could someone clean the mess left by Yoshino and Blue Knight? Thank you.
Kitsune and Kana come out only with a gash on their legs and scars on their cheeks. The hostesses and cast check in the door and notice Yoshino and Blue Knight both dead. Yoshino is the only one spared out of the two with only a stab at her heart, and only the head of Blue Knight is seen.
Eli: What did you do to those two?
Kitsune: There was a grudge we had to settle, so we had a two on two death match.
Kana: I don't think it'll be settled, though.
Opera: I wish it could be settled.
Licorice: Me too. I don't understand this rivalry between Yoshino and Mint.
Mint: At least she gets what she deserves.
Kitsune: *sighs* I need a break. Sachiko, take over.
Sachiko: Okay! Our next reviewer is from LaylaEnchantix!
Sorry, Sachiko! I ain't letting you have rocky. he's my dog!
MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS! -random tree appears and gifts pop up at the bottom-
To top it off, who's ready for some DARES!
Blue Knight: This is for getting guts on my leg! -punches his face-
Everyone: Dance Contest! Hostesses can compete or be judges. pick your song!
Hostesses: After the dance contest, who wants to put on some christmas music?
Truths:
Masaya: IDIOTA! ¿POR QUÉ SON ESOS IDIOTA! EL MUNDO ESTARÍA MUCHO MEJOR SIN TI! AÚN NO ERES UN SER HUMANO...DEBE SER MUERTO POR TODA LA ETERNIDAD! ¿CÓMO SE ATREVEN INSULTAR HOMBRE TIPO CON SU EXISITINCE! VERGÜENZA
(translation: YOU IDIOT! WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN IDIOT! THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT YOU! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A HUMAN BEING...YOU SHOULD BE DEAD FOR ALL ETERNITY! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MAN-KIND WITH YOUR EXISITINCE! SHAME!)
Kitsune: Whatcha think of the mini-rant?
BYe!
Sachiko: Um… Layla, I wasn't the one interested in the dog.
Layla: Keep reading.
Sachiko: *looks at review* Oh! There's more.
oh, and when i said sachiko, i meant kana. NO KANA, YOU MAY NOT HAVE ROCKY!
sorry, just had to point that out...*-*
Sachiko: It's okay!
Kana: I really want a pet… *sniffs, tears streaming from eyes*
Layla: Blue Knight, this is for getting- Wait a minute, he's dead, isn't he?
Sachiko: Don't worry, I'll revive him. *revives Blue Knight*
Blue Knight: Where's Kitsune?
Layla: Blue Knight, this is for getting guts on my leg! *punches his face, and his face explodes everywhere*
Ichigo: Damn his head is weak.
Licorice: If you remember from Chapter 5, Masaya is a brain-dead Gary-Stu plant.
Nilla: That's true.
Kitsune: I'm back, Minna! Did someone call my name?
Layla: You must have heard things. Everyone, Dance Contest! Hostesses can compete or be judges. pick your song!
Kitsune: I can't dance properly since I just woke up after that rest, so I will judge. Who will dance and who will judge?
Kana: I'm a good dancer! I'll dance!
Nana: I'll judge. I want to be hated like Simon Cowell!
Sachiko: I'm not a good dancer, so I'll judge. Ice cream please!
Alyssa: Even though I'm known for singing, I'll dance.
Nilla and Jay: We'll both dance!
Licorice and Opera: We'll dance too!
Pippi: Even though I won't dance, Peppy and Poppy will!
Riruko: I'll dance!
Eli: I'll judge.
Layla: I'll judge.
Yoshino: I'll judge.
Nana: NO! There's already one hated judge, so they're can't be two!
Kitsune: Just let her judge, okay? We have a choice of three songs: "Let's Dance", by David Bowie, "Dance" by Jamiroquai, and "One More Time" by Daft Punk.
Kitsune presses a button, and remote controls appear in front of the judges.
Kitsune: A represents David Bowie, B represents Jamiroquai, and C represents Daft Punk. Let's vote.
Everyone blindly picks a button randomly. An unusual sound is heard and all the judges open their eyes and look at the polls. 1 judge voted for A, 2 judges voted for B, and 4 judges voted for C.
Kitsune: Okay, It turns out that Sachiko voted for A.
Sachiko: Come on, I like that song!
Kitsune: Nana and Yoshino voted for B.
Yoshino: You mean we only voted for Jamiroquai?
Nana: I find it shocking since I like that song the most, but anything else is fine.
Kitsune: I'm glad you said that, Nana. I'm also glad that Sachiko has shown honesty as well.
Yoshino: What about me?
Kitsune: You didn't say anything good about them! All you did was vote for them! Anyway, Pippi, Eli, Layla and I voted C. May I remind you that this was done randomly.
Layla: That is true; I didn't exactly know which button I pushed.
Eli: Neither did I.
Pippi: I was the only one that opened my eyes during this.
Kitsune: Well, even if your vote didn't count, the song choice is final. Let the dancing begin!
The song 'One More Time' plays. 30 seconds in, Pudding is the first one to stop dancing. Deep Blue and Mint were disqualified 30 seconds later by deliberately stepping on Ichigo and Kana's feet, James was disqualified 5 seconds later for the same thing.
Kitsune: I hope you three learned something from this!
James: I sure did.
Nira, Nilla and Jay all tripped over while trying to perform a complex technique, Masaya tripped over and broke his neck while trying to dance, Taruto just stopped dancing 3 minutes into the song, Alyssa and Elliot were caught yet again trying to sabotage Ryou and Lettuce, Ichigo was forced to retire due to the ongoing foot pain, which made Kisshu retire since he can't dance without Ichigo. Ryou and Lettuce both tripped over on a cake, which turned out to be from Keiichiro (Keiichiro: THAT'S FOR TREATING ME AS A GAY BAKER! Kitsune: Keiichiro, you're out as well. Keiichiro: Damn it). 5 minutes into the song, Peppy and Poppy were nowhere to be seen.
Pippi: Where's Peppy and Poppy?
Gin, Len and Boa were later caught cheating by releasing the penguins from the dance floor.
Final Results - People still dancing
Kana Ankorra
Licorice Mitski
Opera Ghost
Zakuro Fujiwara
Pai (He was originally not going to dance, but he was convinced by Zakuro to dance as a partner)
Peter Griffin
Eclipse
Rein
Final Results - People that stopped dancing (in order)
Pudding - She became exhausted 30 seconds into the song.
Mint - Caught cheating when she deliberately stepped on Ichigo and Kana's feet.
Deep Blue - Same as Mint
James - Same as Mint
Nira - Tripped over
Nilla - Same as Nira
Jay - Same as Nira
Masaya - Same as Nira and broke his neck
Taruto - Stopped dancing 3 minutes into the song
Alyssa - Caught cheating trying to sabotage Ryou and Lettuce
Elliot - Same as Alyssa
Ichigo - Forced to retire due to the ongoing feet pain
Kisshu - Forced to retire since Ichigo retired
Ryou - Tripped over
Lettuce - See Ryou, or Nilla
Keiichiro - Caught cheating for using cakes to trip people over
Peppy - Reported missing
Poppy - Reported missing
Gin - Caught cheating trying to throw Peppy and Poppy from the dance floor
Len - Same as Gin
Boa - Same as Gin
Blue Knight - He's been dead long before the competition began, so he's not dancing
Kitsune: Well, all eight of you win the dance competition and here's your prize!
A prize emerges from the giant disco ball which turns out to be only a small box.
Kana: Is this some kind of joke?
The small box explodes to reveal only Kana, Licorice, Opera Ghost, Zakuro, Pai, Peter, Eclipse and Rein in a dark room.
Licorice: Where's the light?
Opera: Is it here? *pokes at something*
Peter: *laughs* No.
Zakuro: *eyes glow to purple and searches for light switch* I think it's over here. *trips* AH!
Zakuro trips over Pai, and is knocked out.
Kana: *eyes glow to teal and searches for light switch* It's over here.
Kana turns the light switch on and a pathway emerges from the darkness.
Kana: I think the prize is down this path. Zakuro, do you agree?
Zakuro is still knocked out.
Kana: Someone pick up Pai, I'll carry Zakuro.
The group of eight walk down the pathway and notice two huge doors. Licorice and Opera both open the door, and notice a victory party with a Christmas theme. The party begins all of a sudden when the group of eight enter and close the doors. A spotlight emerges revealing Kitsune.
Kitsune: Welcome, everyone! Since you found the 'holy grail' of the competition, you get to choose the first Christmas song together.
Zakuro: *came to* Wait. What were you talking about? Why was I knocked out?
Pai: *came to as well* It feels like my dream was real. Someone actually kissed me in my dream.
Kitsune: I'll explain it again: The eight of you get to choose the first Christmas song together.
The group of eight get into a huddle. One minute later, they come to a decision.
Kana: Last Christmas.
Kitsune: Okay. *'Last Christmas' by Wham starts playing* Layla, what about the truths? *revives Masaya*
Layla: Masaya, IDIOTA! ¿POR QUÉ SON ESOS IDIOTA! EL MUNDO ESTARÍA MUCHO MEJOR SIN TI! AÚN NO ERES UN SER HUMANO...DEBE SER MUERTO POR TODA LA ETERNIDAD! ¿CÓMO SE ATREVEN INSULTAR HOMBRE TIPO CON SU EXISITINCE! VERGÜENZA
Masaya: Me no speak Espanol.
Layla: *hands Masaya a translation computer*
Translation Computer: YOU IDIOT! WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN IDIOT! THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT YOU! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A HUMAN BEING...YOU SHOULD BE DEAD FOR ALL ETERNITY! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MAN-KIND WITH YOUR EXISITINCE! SHAME!
Layla: Kitsune, whatcha think of the mini-rant?
Kitsune: Even though he gets picked on a lot, I enjoyed it. Well, if I don't get the chance to write another chapter before Christmas, Season's Greetings, Minna, and Happy New Year!
Pippi: We need to figure out Zakuro's least favourite emotion!
Sachiko: Look, if she doesn't have one, then the golden necklace cannot be put on the line.
Pippi: But how can she not have one? Doesn't everyone have a least favourite emotion?
Kitsune: Well, for Zakuro's case, it's hard to find one, so here's what we should do…
Kitsune, Pippi and Sachiko huddle together to come up with a plan. Zakuro is hiding behind the wall in the distance.
Eli: Zakuro, what are you doing?
Zakuro: I-uh…
Eli: That's okay, we'll wait tomorrow. Please Review!