A/N: okay here is where i tried...TRIED to be funny. tell me if it work. i'm sorry for the very short chapters once again, i believe i say that in just about every new chapter i post. do i? i was thinking...should i write a lemon for this story. of course some don't have to read it. but i don't have a 'dirty' mind to come up with anything. just wondering. i don't think i'll be able to pull it off. so enjoy the chapter.


I truly regret coming back to the house after how many hours at the dress store? Maybe I should have just gone to school or the bookstore. Somewhere else besides here…and here's why.

'LET ME GO'

'Stop bitching and sit there'

'NO!'

'Sasuke stop being a baby and sit still for a minute. Keep on kicking and I might cut you.'

'I HATE YOU GUYS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT? '

'Oh this? Nothing at all…just close your eyes and everything will be okay'

'OWW…THAT HURT….THE FUCK ITACHI!'

'I told you to sit still now didn't I? It's not my fault'

'I'm almost done Itachi. What about you?'

'I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TWO. STOP! I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. I CHANGED MY MIND, I DON'T WANT NARUTO ANYMORE. I'M HAPPY WITH MY LIFE…HONEST!' I tried begging them.

'And done'

I slowly opened my eyes, the two were standing a few feet away from me. They were both smiling too. Itachi's hair fell out of his low hair tie. Neji was fixing out his shirt. I looked around and noticed a pair of scissors sitting innocently on the table. I reached up into my hair and noticed it was shorter than before, way shorter that before.

'Come on turn around' Itachi whispered out, his hands grapping onto the brush he was holding.

Taking a deep death I turn around to face the full body mirror. My death escape me, my eyes widen a tad bit.

I noticed there was no make up out or gel or anything besides the scissor. What did they do?

'I cut about three inches off your head and an inch from your bangs. I also add a little amount of silk therapy into it as well. I just noticed with all that gel and what not you use in your hair, it was damaging your hair roots. I got some hair products from the shop, I only buy healthy hair products for my store.' Itachi explained to me, although I wasn't really listening to him.

'I use some cream to close your pores, a little lotion on your forehead and cheeks, where is was drier than the other spots on your face. I also plucked your eye brows. And removed all of the eyeliner around your eyes.' Neji said walking away towards the kitchen

'That's all you guys did?' I asked in a whisper. 'But it looks like you did more than that.'

'Maybe you should lighten up on the black eyeliner you use around your eyes.'

'You think because you clean all of my eyeliner off…did all this?' I asked them, touching my face. Around the eyes where I use to wear dark eyeliner. It was now clean of it. My eye color stood out very clear. It wasn't black it was some what gray…not dull gray.

'Okay we have two hours before the dance starts and Neji still has to get ready too.' Itachi said as he looked away from the clock hanging on the wall. I snapped out of how shocked I was about my new look.

'I'll be going now so I can get ready. I'm sure you have everything under control here. Right Itachi?' he nodded and Neji grabbed his jacket and left.

'Okay little brother I want you to go up stairs and take a quick shower to wash off all the hair I cut off. Here wash your hair with this make sure you rub it in good. Then blow dry your hair.' Itachi ordered before grabbing his keys.

'I'll be back in 20 minutes, I need to get some more stuff I'm going to need from the shop.'

45 minutes later and a lot of cussing from Sasuke

'Itachi could have a least told me that the damn thing stinks and smells ugly.' I said to myself. What have I gotten myself into? I place the blow dyer on the sink.

'See I knew your hair would look a whole lot better after washing it.' I saw Itachi standing there a smirk playing on his face. I turned to face me leaning against the sink. 'Now you are going to hate me even more after what is about to come next'

Should I be scared?

He held up some thing in his hand…I shook my head from side to side.

'No…that's going to far Itachi.'

'What? What's wrong with it?' he asked me innocently. I stared at the object in his hand.

'For one this I'm not a GIRL, Itachi. And it's not like anyone is going to see it.'

'Then why worry about it. And yes I know you're not a girl. But it's a must.' He said fully walking into the bathroom.

'Itachi I'm not going to wear it.' I said in a harsh tone.

'Oh yes you are and you have no said in it what so ever'

Yep I knew I should have been scared. I let out a yell or something close to a yell as Itachi tackled me to the floor.