Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Dynasty of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: After Wrestlemania the DX family continues to face battles over Cheyenne's wedding, LC and Cameron's baby and so much more. This is the last story of the series, enjoy!
Chapter Thirteen – New York's Worst
The Sandbox, Los Angeles, CA
Everyone crowded around the owners of the WWE as they laid out the plans for Cheyenne and Garrett's wedding day. The plan was for everyone to attend the service in the morning at Silver Trumpets Church in L.A and then head over to Houston, Texas for the wedding reception. Anticipating complaints for having to leave California DX booked the entire roster and their friends and family on a flight directly to Houston which they did not have to pay for. The flight was five hours but the reception was bound to go on all night long, Ric Flair was going to be the MC after much begging Hunter couldn't get Shawn to change his mind. When Shawn asked Hunter how Ric Flair of all people got to be the MC at his Christian daughter's wedding, Hunter explained that it was all a haze now and blamed the whole thing on New York's Finest.
The roster was very grateful for that as they weren't all Christians and it was hard dealing with the DX family without someone to take their minds off of God for awhile but they were even more grateful that just like God, they didn't have to work on Sunday. The roster was usually the busiest after Wrestlemania when everyone was still buzzing over the biggest show of the year and now the build up to the next pay-per-view was attracting a lot of attention. For the first time ever DX had total control of the entire wrestling industry and the WWE fans were about to expand to include TNA and BTW. The next pay-per-view would be the first since the takeover. The pay-per-view was the week after Cheyenne and Garrett's wedding and even though they would both be away; even they knew that this pay-per-view was a major deal for DX.
Eric Bischoff knew that too, that's why Chris Jericho intended to make sure the pay-per-view didn't take place at all. All Jericho had to do was work with Eric B and the Pope to create enough chaos to force DX to pull the plug on the pay-per-view. It was for this reason that Cheyenne was grateful to the Undertaker for taking her family out of harm's way as it was very unlikely that Chris Jericho would come to Houston. If he did, Darkness would be ready for him. DX weren't as convinced that Eric's Embassy wouldn't show up and they were ready for what they believed to be the inevitable showdown in H Town.
"Thanks for coming guys I know we've got a couple of house shows over the weekend in Europe before the pay-per-view next week. You haven't really had a break since 'Mania but my family and I are hoping that Cheyenne and Garrett's wedding will give you all the rest and relaxation that you need after an awesome Wrestlemania," Hunter said and Dolph Ziggler rolled his eyes.
"Most of us weren't even on Wrestlemania thanks to you Shawn, what the Hell are you thanking us for shouldn't you be thanking yourselves?" Ziggler said rudely and Hunter nodded to Mark Henry who slapped Ziggler around the back of the head. "OW!" Ziggler yelped holding his now sore head.
"Thank you Mark, that's why you're going into the Hall of Fame next year," Hunter said and Shawn hit him over the head. "Ow!"
"You weren't supposed to say that out loud," Shawn said and Hunter covered his mouth while the roster started to congratulate Mark Henry for an induction nomination into the WWE Hall of Fame.
"Guys please focus on me again, Mark forget what I just said. This is going to be a crazy couple of days. First you're all going to Europe and then you're coming back here for Cheyenne and Garrett's wedding. Chris Jericho will be here too and after what happened to me, the Shield and the Three C's yesterday, I know that he's going to be coming after you guys too," Hunter said and the roster started to murmur.
"So what are you going to do? The ARK Angels of DX can't protect us, Cheyenne's getting married and LC's pregnant," CM Punk complained.
LC rolled her eyes at Punk's comment, "Women are most deadly when they're pregnant, right mom?" LC said to Chyna who nodded. "I've got two friends who will not take kindly to Chris Jericho being around here, you guys will be fine,"
"What about when we're in Europe?" Angelina Love said.
"We'll be there with you," the Ortons said.
"But all you guys do is tell us stuff, you don't actually do anything about it," Naomi said.
The Shield folded their arms they could tell the roster was unsatisfied with DX's assurances. "I hope you're not putting the lives of the roster on those three little kids God put together in Egypt," Roman Reigns said to Hunter and the roster looked at Hunter for an answer.
"You really think Remi, Romeo and RJ are going to stop Jericho from attacking us?" The Miz said.
"I don't think that Miz I know it, all we're asking is that you have a little faith in Majesty," Shawn said.
"But this is their first assignment what if they screw it up?" Kaitlyn said.
"You mean like how you screwed up your first title run as a Diva's Champion?" LC said and the Divas looked at her with disdain.
"How dare you talk to Kaitlyn like that, you don't even wrestle. Just because you're Triple H's daughter that doesn't mean you can disrespect the ladies' locker room," Layla said sharply.
"She's pregnant she can do whatever she wants," Cameron said in LC's defense.
"All I'm saying Kaitlyn is don't put down what God has put together. You attack Majesty, you attack me and my fellow ARK Angels of DX. Collectively we are all you need in this business to survive, now show a little respect and have faith in God or I will judge you and believe me you ain't going to want that," LC warned Kaitlyn and the former Divas Champion gulped and back off while AJ Lee shook her head.
"Pathetic, I'd never back down to a DX kid," AJ said stroking her hair.
"Boo!" Cheyenne said and AJ went screaming down the hall and hid behind one of the massive house plants DX had by the closet under the stairwell. Everyone laughed at AJ Lee, she was more bark than bite.
"So you're basically saying you want us to do these two tour dates in Europe and when Jericho shows up we shouldn't worry about it," Kofi Kingston said.
"Yes that's exactly what we're saying," Shawn said to Kofi. "We don't want you guys to worry, you've worked too hard for too long to have Jericho come and make your lives miserable. Majesty was put together by God to stop Jericho from ever hurting us ever again and that includes all of you guys. Hunter and I wouldn't be in the position we're in now without you, so of course God is going to look after you too because He loves you just as much as He loves us. So have faith in Him please and don't let Jericho and Eric's Embassy ruin what is going to be a great year for me and my family and all of you,"
The roster applauded Shawn's pep talk and when they had gone over a few more things DX dismissed the meetings and the roster left for their flight to Europe. New York's Finest were about to leave with them but Shawn called them back.
"Just a second guys we don't want you to go to Europe. Hunter and I decided that we want to make a really big deal out of all the wrestling promotions coming together under the DX umbrella and we don't want it to get out before next week's pay-per-view. You can stay in the U.S with us." Shawn said and John Cena grinned smugly.
"Shane said that's what you'd say, he said you wouldn't want us getting any extra publicity while you and Hunter were here planning your daughter's wedding," John Cena said and Hunter and Shawn exchanged glances.
"Do you have a problem with the decision that Shawn and I have made John?" Hunter asked John Cena.
"It's just that this wedding is a personal occasion it doesn't have anything to do with us, so why shouldn't we go to Europe and promote the WWE instead of helping you with the wedding?" John Cena said and Shawn frowned with offense.
"Do you have a problem with my daughter and Garrett Calloway getting married or something?" Shawn asked Cena.
"No I don't I love weddings especially when they're my own but I wouldn't expect the guys I'm working with to drop everything and come to my son's wedding, it just doesn't seem very professional," John Cena said and Shawn's cheeks started to flare.
"If it wasn't for my daughter you wouldn't even be here right now John. My daughter along with Cameron and LC rescued you from the Damsels of Destruction, the least you could do is be there on the most important day of her life," Shawn said Indignantly and John smirked at Shawn's anger.
"Wasn't her marriage to Tristen Nash also the most important day of her life? Will New York's Finest be expected to attend every single one of your daughter's weddings? Should we pencil in the wedding for your other daughter too when she gets back from Harvard? I don't see how this has anything to do with New York's Finest," John Cena said and Hunter got up in Cena's face.
"That's because you're a short-sighted, over-rated and way over-hyped meat head who wouldn't even be able to sell one t shirt if it wasn't for the foundation that DX laid for you when you were an OVW rookie. We invited you and we expect you to be there on Sunday, now go home and find something nice to wear and come back with a much better attitude," Hunter said.
"If I come back I'll be wearing exactly what I'm wearing now," John Cena said and DX looked John Cena up and down. What he was wearing was not appropriate for Cheyenne and Garrett's wedding and Cena knew it. The other members of New York's Finest were dressed like Italian models, only Cena was wearing jeans and a t shirt, not the tweet pink and brown ensemble Maria Batista designed for him as New York's Finest alter ego John Felix. Gone were the brown shoes and horn rimmed glasses, back was the baseball cap and thug-like attitude. John Cena, the Dr. of Thuganomics had made an unauthorized comeback.
"Did Shane McMahon tell you to annoy us two days before my daughter's wedding?" Shawn asked John but Cena didn't reply he just left and New York's Finest left with him. "I thought so," Shawn said and Hunter rubbed his face angrily.
"We don't need this Shawn we got enough to deal with this weekend, John Cena acting like a New York ass is not what we need right now," Hunter said.
"Relax he's just following orders, you didn't think Shane was going to let us have a meeting and not stir up a little trouble in his absence?" Shawn said and Hunter noticed that he had calmed down.
"You're not mad anymore," Hunter said amazed and Shawn combed through his hair coolly.
"I don't waste Righteous Indignation on McMahons, it's just not worth it," Shawn said and Hunter noticed how happy his best friend was. "My daughter's getting married in two days Hunter and nothing is going to ruin it for me,"
"Actually Shawn a lot of people are going to ruin it for you; Jericho, the Pope, Eric Bischoff, Shane McMahon," Joanie said and Amy gagged the First Lady of DX.
"Not with me here, everything is going to go according to plan. Sunday will be the best day and not just because it's God's day but because we're going to make sure of it," Amy said and Joanie, Hunter and Shawn nodded while Hayworth Horace came down with his suitcase packed.
"Is the meeting over?" he asked Hunter.
"Yes son where are you going with that suitcase?" Hunter asked Hayworth.
"To Europe with Damien and Cody, I'm not staying here while you plan the wedding. I need to exercise my brain and you can only do so much with confetti and silly string dad," Hayworth said.
"Did you make the mural that I asked you to?" Hunter asked his son.
"Yes but dad it looks so stupid," Hayworth said showing everyone the painting that he created using silly string and confetti. It was a mockup of Cheyenne and Garrett coming out of Silver Trumpets Church as husband and wife and it was so good Joanie ran over to her son and hugged him proudly.
"That is amazing let me see that up close," Shawn said taking the picture from Hayworth while he struggled to breath amidst his mother's loving kisses. "Chey and Garrett are going to love this, Hayworth thank you so much for doing this,"
"Hey it was my idea!" Hunter said. "See I told you I would make you famous Hayworth, this painting is going in Steph and Jeff's new hotel in New York and it'll put all the other pieces of crap that Jeff Hardy calls art to shame,"
"Wow Hunter your son is a genius," Shawn said and Hunter nodded.
"Jeff Hardy is a brilliant artist," Amy said in her old friend's defense.
"Ignore her she's just jealous because none of her children can draw," Hunter said to Hayworth and Amy realized she only had one child and pouted.
"Shawn?" she said and Shawn shook his head.
"I know I'll hit him after I've finished looking at this amazing artwork. My daughter and Garrett are going to love this Hayworth," Shawn said to his god son proudly.
"I know I can't wait to see what he does at Harvard," Hunter said and Hayworth couldn't wait to find out himself, just a few more months with his father and he could put his so short life as Helmsley degenerate down to a temporarily blip on his otherwise bright and fantastic future.
"Hello?" Shawn said answering his cell-phone.
"Hey brother its Ric, look I just wanted to say don't worry about John Cena. He is entirely grateful for everything your family has done for him and his family. The last thing I want is for you to be upset on your daughter's wedding day," Ric Flair said and Shawn nodded.
"I know that Ric thanks for the call," Shawn said.
"And hey I will give Chey and Garrett an awesome toast at the wedding reception, it will make them break out with crazy laughter. Watch out Houston, Ric Flair is coming and he's bringing his best all time DX stories with him. WHOOOOOO!" Ric Flair said and Shawn started to laugh.
"Ric how about you stay with us at the Sandbox over the weekend? I could do with another Hall of Famer to hang out with," Shawn said and Ric Flair didn't respond. "Ric?" Shawn called and the doorbell rang.
Shawn opened the door and Ric Flair was on the other side of it with a big smile on his face. "WHOOOOO!" he said again. "The Nature Boy is staying over at the Sandbox!"
Shawn wrapped his arms around Ric Flair and went to close the door but he found it being blocked by something but whatever it was he couldn't see it. Moments later the Pope's limousine pulled up and the Pontiff got out with Eric Bischoff and they headed towards the Sandbox gate.
"Eric Embassy's here," John Cena said suddenly coming back into the Sandbox with the rest of New York's Finest. "Looks like we'll be staying the night too," he said to DX.
The ARK Angels of DX smiled at John's 180; he wasn't the disrespectful schmuck in a throwback anymore, he was a friend of the DX family and by definition a natural enemy of Chris Jericho and the rest of Eric's Embassy.
"There's nothing worse than an uninvited guest," Hunter said looking out at Eric and the Pope at the gate.
"Especially an uninvited guest that you can't see," said the voice of Chris Jericho and the DX family and New York's Finest looked around trying to figure out where Jericho was.
"And so begins the weekend from Hell," Cheyenne said and LC and Cameron held her praying that Majesty would figure out a way to get rid of Jericho once and for all before Sunday. That wasn't soon enough for Cheyenne, she called Undertaker and told Darkness to get to the Sandbox pronto because Chris Jericho was in the house. Her call was interrupted by an incoming call from Remi.
"That won't be necessary sis, we're ready for him," she said from LAX airport. "We'll be there in a few minutes,"
Cheyenne smiled and told Cameron and LC that Majesty were on their way. Her weekend wedding just got saved.