The next day was all football practise for Mario, because since the Big Game is coming up soon, he needed to cram as much practise as he could to ensure their victory on the battlefield. If the other Highschool team defeated them, Mario's team would be punished with a lifetime of humiliation and shame. "OKAY EVERYONE! Coach DK here! Remember that you need to play your best over the next few weeks! Remember when I told you about the last team that lost the Big Game? They all ended up in PRISON and were DISOWNED BY THEIR PARENTS!" The team all gulped in fear. They did not want that to happen, so they had to do their very best or face a fate worst than death.
"Now! I want you to do your best and win the game, for the school and also me, your coach! Do not embarrass me in front of my girl friend, Pauline! Also, the honor of the school and your team depends on your victory!" Coach Donkey Kong said to the team. They all cheered, and they went into the locker room to put on their football gear. They all changed in front of each other and they were allowed to look at each other's penis and balls and not have to be gay because you could look at penis and balls in an admiring way and just be like "hey, good job" and it was OK to give compliments.
They all put on their gear, and Mario, the lead player on the Team, held the ball. All the other players were some bigger High School students, but it was now smaller because Wario was dead. And with that, DK came out and said, "Everyone! I have an announceent! We have a new student trying out for the team to take Wario's place on the Team! Say hello to Bowser!" Bowser came out in his gear, and he grinned at Mario like the devil and Hitler combined. "Well well well, Mario, I am not on the football team! Hope you can catch up!" Mario was furious. "Coach! What is he doing on the team! He should not be here!"
"Nonsense, Mario! We need Bowser because we need someone to take Wario's place to win the Big Game!" Mario was not happy that he would have to play with Bowser, but he didn't want to argue with his Coach. Mario and Bowser stood next to each other at the line-up, and Mario whispered to Bowser, "You will never fill Wario's shoes. You will never be as good as him or anyone else on this team because we have heart and pasison for the sport, and all you care about is getting my girlfriend." Bowser just laughed right in his face, and his breath smelled really bad. "We'll see about that, Midget!" Mario was angered by the insult.
Mario then threw the ball behind to him under his balls and his penis to the one behind him, and they started running. They threw the ball around and got a bunch of touch downs, and Mario was doing amazing as always. He kept winning and winning over and over for an hour, but then Bowser started being really good all of a sudden. He wasn't fast, but he could tackle, and his spiky shell protected him from being tackled. He also had an amazing arm, and he threw the ball all the way across the field to the other side and got a mega touchdown supreme. "Wow, Bowser! You're really good! Even Mario has never gotten a touch down like that!" said one of the players, "Good thing Wario died so you could be on the team now!"
Bowser laughed like a hero that was actually a villain. "Looks like I'm the star player now!" Everyone crowded around Bowser and asked for autographs, and Mario was angry. There had to be some evil reason for Bowser to want to be on the football team with him. He knew that he was just there just to take his spot as most popular and to take his girlfriend, but he also thought it was odd that Bowser did this only after Wario was dead and off the team. This made Mario suspicious.
Later on in the day, everyone had changed out of their uniforms, and the Janitor was there cleaning up the locker rooms. Everyone elsse was gone except for Bowser and Mario. Mario was hiding in the shower to sneak on Bowser as he did stuff when he thought he was alone. He wanted to see if he could get some info on what Bowser was up to in secret. Bowser was taking off all his gear and gasping from exhaustion. "Phew! That practise was brutal!" he said as he took off his uniform, and he got completely naked until Mario could see his penis.
Bowser's penis was the biggest he had ever seen from anyone else, and it was far bigger than even Coach Donkey Kong's or anyone else's on the team. Mario thought he had a pretty good size penis, but even he was impressed. Bowser's big yellow penis and balls sagged hard like a sack of coins from Robin Hood's belt. "It feels so good to get out of that heavy gear..." Bowser sighed with relief and sat on the bench, his penis and balls hanging over the edge with his legs. "Wait until I out show Mario at the Big Game and Peach sees me win the game!" Bowser began fantasizing about Mario's girlfriend, and then Mario watched as his penis started getting even longer and pointed towards the ceiling. "Hey there, Bowser JR. I remember seeing you this morning!"
Bowser put both hands on his penis because it was so large, and he began to touch and stroke himself, which was called Masturbation, another sin from the Bible. Mario thought that Bowser was especially evil. Bowser was doing it so hard that it looked like he was riding a bucking bull because his penis was so out of control, and Mario was reminded of a hose that got stepped on so that the water got trapped and made the hose explode. Bowser growled and roared and breathed fire everywhere when his penis released his turtle soup all over the locker rooms and making everything smell like Elmer's glue. He screamed out, "Peeeaachhh!" as he did that, and he finished with a happy smile.
"Ah-ha!" Mario shouted as he jumped out from the shower and revealed himself, "I've caught you! I knew you only joined the team to ruin my life!" Bowser looked surprised to see Mario, but then got an evil look and laughed. "Yes, I did! Of course I did! I told you I'd win in the end! And now I'm about to take your place as the best on the Team!" said Bowser. "Well you'll never win! And isn't it coincidental that you joined right after Wario died? Did you have anything to do with his killing?" Mario said angrily and accusingly.
"What are you talking about? I didn't kill Wario. I just saw that there was an opening and took the opportunity!" Bowser said top Mario, but Mario didn't buy it. "Liar! I know you are responsible somehow! I just need to prove it to everyone and get you kicked off the team! You'll never win, Bowser!" Mario cursed him as he walked out of the locker room and walked towards home. "Fine! Go ahead, but I didn't do it!" Bowser yelled after him and angrily walked out at the opposite side of the room. The Janitor had to clean up all that semen by himself.
Mario walked towards his front door and went into the living room. "You're home early," said Mama Mia, who was knitting alone because Papa was at work and Luigi was still at school. She was super bald and didn't have any hair or eyebrows, and Mario thought she looked like those little grey aliens and that thought made him sad, but he knew God would heal her in the end...or at least he hoped so. "I need to be alone right now," and he went upstairs to think. "You'll regret not spending time with me when I was alive!" yelled his mother.
Mario locked his bedroom door and layed down on his bed. He couldn't believe what his life had become, and he just had to think for a while. First, Mario and Peach break up, and then his Mama gets cancer and gets really sick, and then a bunch of his friends and brother turn out to be gay, and then after all this, Wario dies, and Bowser joins his football team. He was so certain that Bowser was responsible, but he had no proof, and he couldn't just go to the police and accuse someone of murdering his friend without evidence because that would make him look like a idiot ass loser.
But at the root of all this, there was one person who could have made everything turn out good and prevent all this bad stuff from happening. And that was God. Mario then got angry, and yelled out, "Why hath you forsaken me, O Lord!" and he threw his Bible against the wall in fury. He wanted to believe, but everything has been so awful, and it doesn't look like anything will get better. He felt like he would snap soon if one more bad things happened. But that wasn't important now, because he needed to avenge Wario's murder.
He got out his phone and texted Peach. 'peach, i think Bowser killed wario :(' and Peach replied 'what? wow. r u sure?' and Mario said, 'idk but we have to look for more clues and start doing some research, tell every1 to ditch tomrrow so we can get some proof' and Peach went on it right away. Mario was now full of desire for revenge, and he needed to take action fast.