Dumbledore Gets Ripped a New One
By: Sheltie
I don't own Harry Potter at all
A/N: right, here's number 14 of this series and it's time for a spin for Spinnet. Yes, I know that's quite cheesy.
Alicia Spinnet
Dumbledore sighed as he entered into a place he's never been before. That place happened to be the Spinnet household. His sensors he had keeping an eye on one Harry Potter had told him he wasn't in Privet Drive. After visiting the 'ever-pleasant' Dursleys he got from them through reading their minds that Harry had left with someone else. This displeased him and he left. Now what was shocking to him that he didn't leave with the people he was sure he'd go to. No, he left with Alicia Spinnet.
It baffled him since he didn't even know that Harry was close to one of his Quidditch teammates and he liked to think of himself as knowing everything about Harry. Mainly because he could peep into Harry's head to find out things going on with Harry. But for some reason these memories never came up when Dumbledore peeked into Harry's head. Mainly it was because he ignored those memories looking for other things instead.
The Spinnet home was empty it seemed. Dumbledore was on edge now. He knew the Spinnets were half-bloods with the mother a squib and the father a wizard.
"Welcome to my den said the lioness to the old goat" Alicia said.
Dumbledore looked around, but saw no Alicia anywhere. What he didn't know as Alicia was using an intercom system her parents had installed in the house. It was way better than shouting at someone it was time for dinner and what not.
"Miss Spinnet, where are you?" he asked.
"I'm here, I am everywhere sir" Alicia said cryptically.
Dumbledore frowned. He was supposed to be the one who can be cryptic not this girl. How dare she steal his thing.
"Miss Spinnet, I'm sure you know why I'm here" he said.
"No sir, I don't know why you invaded my home without even knocking on the door like it supposed to happen in a civilized world" Alicia said.
Dumbledore frowned at this. It was true that he let himself in by vanishing the door and then placing it back up so the neighbors wouldn't be suspicious. But he didn't think he had broken any law magical or non-magical. It was for all the Greater Good after all.
"Now sir, would you care to tell me why you intruded into my house?" Alicia asked in mock politeness.
"It has to with Harry, I know you took him with you when the Hogwarts Express got to King's Cross" Dumbledore said.
"And what business it of yours what happens during the summer. It's the summer sir. You have no control over what anyone of Hogwarts students do during the summer" Alicia said.
In Dumbledore's mind this wasn't true at all. Sure, he wasn't Harry's magical guardian he always claims to be, but he felt he needed to control every part of Harry's life to make sure the lad was led down the proper path for the Greater Good.
"Now tell me sir, why are you here and looking for Harry?" Alicia asked.
"Harry must be protected, there are many who'd wish to do harm to Harry. He's to be at his relatives. There are protections there" Dumbledore said.
"That's a load of bull" Alicia said.
"What?" Dumbledore asked.
"Protections my ass. I know how Harry was treated there and there was no kind of protections there that protected him from those fucking bastards" Alicia said.
"Miss Spinnet, language" Dumbledore chided.
"I'm in my own home Dumbledore. I can speak however I like" Alicia said.
Though if my mom heard me speak like this she'd wash my mouth out with soap she thought to herself.
Dumbledore sighed. This was getting nowhere. He needed to find Alicia then he could get what he needed, the location of where Harry was.
"Tell me where you are Miss Spinnet" he demanded.
"For you to mind rape me to find the location of Harry. Hell no" Alicia said.
"Miss Spinnet" Dumbledore chided.
"What, it's what you and your greasy bat shit do to everyone" Alicia said.
Dumbledore frowned at this. It was true he and Severus mentally poked and probed every students' mind that comes through Hogwarts, but that wasn't really known to anyone except for him and Severus. He even took out all the books that contained any kind of instructions on Occlumency since he didn't want anything inhibiting him or Severus from the probing. Of course most pureblood families taught their children Occlumency, but that wasn't enough to stop him or Severus.
"No Dumbledore, I prefer to stay where I am and for you to not know. It's much more fun this way" Alicia said with amusement in her voice.
Dumbledore wasn't pleased with this and he knew was running out of time. He pulled out his wand, ready to cast a tracking spell to find Alicia even though he had nothing of hers that would help focus the spell.
"No foolish wand waving" Alicia said.
A loud blaring noise went over the speakers and Dumbledore dropped his wand as he clutched his ears to try and prevent the sound from hurting his ears. When the noise ceased Dumbledore opened his eyes and noticed his wand was gone. He looked around for it, but it wasn't there at all.
"Missing something sir?" Alicia asked with curious amusement.
"What did you do with my wand?" Dumbledore asked trying to keep the fear out of his voice. He was truly scared since the Elder wand was nowhere in sight. He couldn't believe it.
"You won't need it" Alicia said.
"Miss Spinnet, you must give me my wand back. Only I can wield it" Dumbledore said.
"Funny, the wand seems to like me" Alicia said idly.
Dumbledore paled. He couldn't believe it. He had lost it. It shouldn't be possible really, but somehow it happened. He was no longer the master of the Elder wand.
"Well sir, as much fun as this has been, and it has been fun. There's somewhere I need to be and someone I need to meet" Alicia said.
Dumbledore's mind didn't even register what Alicia was saying as his mind was focused on losing the Elder wand and all the ramifications it will cause to his plans.
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Alicia pulled off the invisibility cloak Harry had lent her. She had been close by watching Dumbledore. That's how she was able to snag his wand while he was down. She had ear protectors in during her noise attack to not hurt her ears from the sound. She stared at the wand in her hand curiously. It was thrumming in her hand and it felt warm in her palm. She shrugged and stuff it in her pocket and went to meet with Harry, who was waiting for her.
End
A/N: right, I'm pretty sure that what I did with the Elder wand can't happen, but I used it since it sounded fun and different. So don't go complaining to me about that. It's creative licensing on my part. And for those wondering, yes, I am doing a Lily one for this series, but I'm still working on that one. Not going to give away anything, but I think it'll be epic. This will be the last chap of this series in 2015, see you all in the new year. Thanks for reading and please review.