Me: I hope that you all missed me. Because if you didn't, Mr. Slenderman will get you.
Oleander: Don't say that!
Me: Why not?
Oleander: He scares me...
(Jake comes up from behind Oleander.)
Me: You shouldn't say that. Because if you get paranoid of Slenderman he sneaks up on you...
(Jake moves closer to Oleander)
Me: And you feel this sick wave of nausea wash over you...
(Closer)
Me: And you get all tense and afraid...
(Closer)
Me: And he grabs ya!
(Jake pounces on Oleander.)
Oleander: AAAAAHHHH! MOTHER F*CKER! (uses scratch)
(Jake is lying on the floor twitching in his own blood.) Ow ow ow.
Me: Ha! You were frightened and your in pain! Funny stuff. ON WITH THE SHOW!
Knight's POV
"What?" I said again when she didn't answer.
"Astrid was my sister... It makes sense... Oh my Mew..." She said looking up at the night sky.
"Hello?" I said, exasperated. "Earth to Anne. Can you focus? Explain please?"
She shook her head and blinked rapidly. "Sorry. I just can't belive it. I spent half my life searching for her. My only trace was that a Jolteon informer of mine told me that an Eevee with a daisy in her ear was admitted into Eternal Eevee Breeding Center's program. But when I went to check it out, I discovered that there were no windows or outside areas or anything that could have helped my search. I disregarded it and started to search in other reigons."
I nodded solemly. "Your informer was correct. Astrid and I met in Eternal Eevee. Pity." I shook my head and stared at the ground.
Anne pursed her lips. "I went all the way to frickin' Unova!" She said much more angrily. "Now I find out that she stayed in the same reigon the whole time!" She took a breath and calmed her voice before continuing. "I was captured eventually by a trainer who had too many enemies. He was soon after poisoned and I escaped to continue my search. But five years had gone by and I had no informers left. I went into a wood that was rumored to be filled with strong dark types and other things of the sort. I planned to chalenge them untill I had no strength to carry on. The next thing I knew I was lying in the Pokemon Center with sever injuries and a man with purple hair and a mask was by my side."
I was confused. "Surely not Matthew?"
She shook her head."No, his dad. It was then that I realized what my problem was. I never lived. Ever since Astrid was taken from me, my mother, and my other sister Indigo, I had only one purpose in life and that was to find her and the ones who took her. I had forgot to enjoy life while I still had it. Astrid was my life. When I lost all hope of seeing her again I sought to end it. Will trained me to be very strong and later gave me to his son when I decided not to battle with the elites. With Matthew and Will, I slowly learned to live and now I truly know that Astrid is gone. I feel better. Sad, but better."
Well, let's just say that it's a good thing that Umbreons can't cry without someone poking them in the eye.
Me: Well now Jake had to be rushed to the hospital and Oleander wont talk to me and locked herself in the kitchen. I'm so bored.
Matthew & Sidney: Don't worry! You still have us!
Me: (Twitch) Yeah, I gotta go slit my wrists so-
(I suddenly fall flat on my face to show that a tranqulizer gun had shot me in the back of the neck)
Nidoran: I'm back Bitches!
Me: Lucy in the sky with diamonds! Lucy in the sky with diamonds!
Matthew & Sidney: Shit.