a/n: I'm on a Naruto kick 'o.o. Psh, Sandcastles are not for babies. X3. I love torturing Gaara for some reason. He's my favorite character in Naruto, but I love messing with him XD. ...Dunno why. Heh.

Gaara was sitting in his office staring at the boring stack of papers that he could swear were begging him to use sand tsunami on them. Which he almost did, until Temari walked in. She looked at one of the pieces of papers and read aloud:

Dear Kazekage-sama,

I would like to let you know, that some woman in my neighborhood is getting cheated on by her husband. In fact, her husband is cheating on this rather unfortunate woman with the baker, the postal service operator, her best friend, her neighbor, and me. That's right, me.

That is all, Sincerely,

BIG FAT ASS WOMAN WHO SUCKS.

"Seriously, Gaara? Do you really have to deal with this all the time?" the blonde asked. The look her brother gave her told her that yes, he got those god-forsaken letters everyday, and he hated them so so so so much that he wanted to burn them all and then dance on their ashes. Which he couldn't do. Sadly. "Right...I'll just leave you alone then," she laughed then left. Gaara was left stare at the stack of papers, until another distraction in the form of his older brother came in.

"G'day, brother!" Kankuro said politely. The red-head stared at him for a moment. This was not normal Kankuro behaviour.

"Hello...Kankuro?" he greeted, a bit unsure.

"Would you like some tea? I do appreciate a good cup 'o tea and some tea sandwiches!"

"Excuse me...?"

"Would you like to go build a sand castle?" Kankuro smiled and pulled his brother out of the office by the ear to the playground with it's little sand box.

"Kankuro...sand castles are for babies!" Gaara whined. Kankuro ignored him completely and continued pulling Gaara by the ear. When they finally reached the sand box, he threw the red-head on the ground.

"I assure you, as long as you have a cup of tea while you build them, sandcastles are not for babies," the older sibling assured. Gaara looked unconvinced. So Kankuro handed him a cup of tea...or...rather, he forced his younger sibling to drink tea. By shoving it down his throat. Gaara nearly choked to death before some random civilian, which by the gods happened to be Matsuri, used the heimlick maneuver on him, saving him! YAY!

"Oh Gaara-sensei! Are you okay?" Matsuri squealed. Gaara nodded slowly. Matsuri glared at Kankuro for awhile before calling Temari. "Temari...there's something horribly wrong with Kankuro...he's obsessed with tea all of a sudden! He nearly choked Gaara to the point where Gaara almost DIED! It's horrible! Come quick!"

So Temari came with Sakura Haruno who happened to be in the area to check up on Kankuro's mental state. Sakura observed her before reaching a conclusion. "You've contracted a horrible illness! You are obsessed with tea and such! Apparently you got it from someone named Inuyasha. Oh well! He'll be back to normal in about a day. May as well humor him, right?" she said cheerfully. Gaara glared at her. "Right...?" she asked again. Gaara glared even harder.

"No, not alright! Would you like to explain how to cure him before tomorrow?" Temari yelled angrily. Sakura turned to her.

*Somewhere far far away*

"GOD DAMNIT! I THOUGHT I KILLED THAT PINK HAIRED BITCH!" Sasori yelled at no one in particular. Then he remembered that Gaara needed his help with something and ran to the Kazekage compound. But he was very slow about it. Because he wanted to be.

*In the Kazekage Compound*

Sakura's 'I just got called a bitch* senses tingled again, and she punched the nearest thing, which just so happened to be everyone's favorite Kazekage. Let's just say he wasn't too happy. "I-I'm so sorry Kazekage-sama!" she stuttered. Temari held her youngest brother back so he didn't just kill the stupid medic.

"How do we cure Kankuro damnit?" the blonde yelled at the pinkette.

"Uh...just find Inuyasha! And...uh...help him kill a guy named Naraku!" she answered thoughtfully. It was then that Sasori decided to walk in. "It's you!" Sakura yelled at him. He narrowed his eyes.

"Gaara-kun...can I kill that bitch?" Sasori asked. Gaara broke free from Temari's hold and nodded.

"Make it painful," he added. Sasori grinned evilly then poisoned the bitch. Then, he blew fire all over so she had third-degree burns, then he just stabbed her multiple times. Everyone stared at her twitching body before remembering the true objective. "Hey Sasori...will you go down that conveniently placed well and find the person named Inuyasha for me?" Gaara requested. The puppet nodded and went down the said well. He ended up landing on...KAGOME!

"OHEMGEE! WHO ARE YOU?" she screeched. He got off of her and dusted himself off before saying anything.

"I am Sasori," he introduced himself.

"I'm Kagome," she told him. He nodded then looked around.

"Huh...this isn't the desert. But whatever. Do you know an Inuyasha?" the puppet asked. She nodded and led him to Inuyasha.

"Who the bloody 'ell is that?" Inuyasha asked Kagome, gesturing at Sasori. She shrugged.

"Sasori," she answered.

"Keh. What do you bloody want?" he asked Sasori.

"Um...I want to help you defeat...uh...Naraku?" Sasori replied. Then the wind(A.K.A Kagura, jeez gurl, yah need tuh stop groping people) blew off his cloak. No, not the Akatsuki one, he just had a green one on. It exposed his puppet body and stuff.

"OHEMGEE, he's like...A PUPPET!" Kagome cheered. Sasori just stared at her while Inuyasha face-palmed.

"There she bloody goes again, stating the bloody obvious. Anyways, sure, why the bloody 'ell not?" he sighed, answering Sasori's...well...question of sorts.

"Er...alright..." the puppet answered, a bit unsure. Inuyasha led them to Miroku, Sango, and Shippo, who were all eating ramen.

"This is bloody Sasori, and he's going to bloody help us defeat bloody Naraku," Inuyasha explained. Miroku nodded, and the others simply continued eating.

"Ah...that's interesting," Sango said after awhile of everyone standing or sitting there awkwardly. "Yes...and he's handsome too..." she added, mumbling a bit. Everyone stared at her, and she blushed furiously.

"Er...anyways...when can we just kill the bastard Naraku? I need to get back home," the red-head sighed. Inuyasha looked thoughtful for a moment.

"Hm...um...how about bloody tomorrow?" he suggested.

"Sure," Sasori nodded, that was perfect. They decided to all go to sleep and rest up for the amazing battle that would surely take place. Because well, Naraku SUCKS. A LOT. But whatever. So they all slept, and then got up early, and amazing found Naraku in a nearby clearing. Don't ask why he was there. It's a very long story including talking lemons, chairs, and Hakudoshi crying. Yeah. You don't wanna know...

"I WILL KILL YOU ALL! BAHAHAHAHA!" Naraku exclaimed. Sasori sighed.

"Look, let's get this over with, okay? I don't have all day," the puppet demanded. Naraku just stared, who the hell was this kid to just expect an easy win? WHO THE HELL WAS HE? "Oh, and I'm Sasori. I assume you're Naraku. You're uglier than Hiruko, seriously..." the red-head pointed out. No one but him understood what he was talking about. Personally, Sasori thought his joke was hilarious. When he retold his story, everyone else would agree with him. But that comes later.

"Er...okay?" Naraku answered. After a very long boring battle including Kagome and Shippo dying...which no one really noticed until the very end, Kagura groping people some more, and Inuyasha FINALLY breaking through that damned barrier. Then they destroyed Naraku until one hit would finish him. Then Itachi Uchicha showed up. And poked Naraku on the forehead. Naraku collapsed and sputtered and spit all over the place before finally dieing.

"Ha. Foolish little hanyou..." Itachi sighed. "That's exactly how I killed Sasuke. On accident of course. And Sasuke got resurrected anyhow. How is my foolish little brother by the way, Sasori?" the raven-haired man asked. Sasori just stood there gaping for awhile.

"He's dead again," the puppet finally replied. Itachi shrugged and then used his MEGA AWESOME UCHICHA MYSTICAL POWERS(Sorta like Sesshomaru's magical boa of doom) and poofed away. No one saw him ever again after that. Which saddened fan girls. A lot. Whatever though. "Alright. Bye people," Sasori waved goodbye to his new friends of sorts and went back through the well. He fell out on top of a conveniently placed cactus. "OW GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHO THE FUCK PUT A CACTUS HERE?" he shouted. Gaara came racing in. (OEHMGEE HE WAS CONCERNED :O)

"What took so long?" the Kazekage sighed as he pulled his friend of the cactus. "Kankuro was cured like...five minutes after you left..."

"SERIOUSLY? THAT MAKES ME WANT TO MAKE A PUPPET OF CHIYO THEN BURN IT!" the puppet yelled, obviously frustrated. Gaara resisted the urge to laugh and led his friend inside to eat.

*Back in Inuyasha Land*

"God damnit Kagura! Stop groping me!" Sesshomaru yelled. Rin and Jaken stared.

Inuyasha was crying about Kagome's death for awhile, until he went to hell with Kikyo. How...fun. Meanwhile, Miroku and Sango got married and lived happily ever after, or whatever. Kohaku lived with them. And was annoyed by them. A lot. But...WHO CARES! It's a HAPPY ENDING :D!

A/N:...lolz.