Guess who finally kicked her own ass and got this chapter up? THIS GIRRLLLL! Lol, anyways. I had no motivation for this chapter. Like, I'm not kidding. It was that hard to come up with something for this chapter! So, suddenly, today, I see my cat sleeping on my lap, and then I think, "DAMN, THAT CAT'S CUTE." then I think, "DAMN, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR THAT CHAPTER!" so, there you go. Cats give me motivation. I knwo I said updates would be faster this summer, but apparently, life had other plans. But! I have this new chapter, so at least I don't feel as guilty! Now, school starts tomorrow...and guess what? I AM NO READY FOR IT. LIKE ZERO PERCENT READY. I MEAN, YEAH, I READ THE BOOKS AND STUFF. BUT NEW PEOPLE? I'M NOT READY FOR THAT. high school's gonna be scary for mehI mean, we get LOCKERS. I'VE NEVER HAD A LOCKER. AND AND - BOOKS! WE HAVE TO CARRYA ROUND BOOKS! I'VE NEVER DONE THAT! ...but I'll power through with my Hello Kitty backpack and notebook and scarf and bracelet and bow and mechanical pencils! Yeah, I'm a Hello Kitty whore. X3 Enough with my ranting, onto the chapter!
Motivation song that kept me going for some reason: "Gee" by SNSD. Cute song. First K-Pop song I've ever heard!
Spain was the first to speak up, "Hey, Germany! Are they your girlfriends?"
Then, Romano, pointing to Youka, "HEY! Throw some holy water on that thing!"
And then South Korea, "Their boobs are mine!"
And basically everyone started asking questions. Well, almost everyone - Canada was unnoticed as usual. But he did try to see through the crowd that formed around Youka, Tenshi and I.
"God damn! It's not like we're a freaking exhibit! Calm your tits and back up!" Youka ordered, standing up and making the crowd back up a few inches. She huffed and sat back down, her tail swishing in irritation.
"Yeah, guys! They're MY citizens, so back off!" America said, pushing his way through the crowd that surrounded our chairs.
"So, they're with you?" Turkey asked, his mask present as always. "And fer what, exactly?"
That earned a few snickers from some countries. America only slightly blushed, then said, putting a hand on Japan's shoulder, "W-Well, they may be my citizens, b-but Japan found them! So ask him!"
"B-But America-san, I -"
"Would you bloody gits calm down?! You haven't even let Japan explain the situation!" England interrupted, his caterpillars - I mean eyebrows bunched together in irritation. Finally, everyone calmed down and listened to Japan explain what he knew of the situation.
"Well…"
"…and I had no choice but to have them tag along with us to the meeting." the raven-haired man finally finished, well, Germany and Japan, since the countries had so many questions for some reason. Tenshi had fainted from all of this, so I was trying to get her to wake up. I was waving a piece of paper by her face to give her air while Youka was trying not to kill her while she had the chance.
"So, let get this straight - this chick showed up by wishing, that chick with horns came here by teleporting, and the dead one got here by materializing? Well, that sounds even crazier than England's magic, kesesese!" Prussia laughed, making England glare daggers at him. Well, come on, England, your magic isn't really real. Not, like, Santa real. (Oh, Melody…)
"We have names, asshole!" Youka snapped, her blue eyes narrowed.
"She has a temper, doesn't she?" Spain asked me. How he got next to me, I'll never know. Not that I mind, though.
"Yeah, you'll have to watch out for her," I whispered back, still waving the paper in front of Tenshi's face.
"And is she..?" the Spaniard pointed to Tenshi.
"Oh, esta bien, she just passed out from…you guys."
He laughed, "Oh, you can speak Spanish? Are you Spanish?"
"Well, not entirely. I'm Mexican, but my descendants were French and Spanish," I explained, when I felt Tenshi stir and mumble incoherent phrases. "Hey, Tenshi, you're alive!"
She blinked her eyes open, looking around. "Huh..? Where are we?"
"At the World Meeting!" I replied, helping her sit up. She instantly brightened up and looked around, before turning back to Spain who was watching Youka spew profanities at Prussia. She choked on her words before just finally pointing at Spain and squealing.
"…and bitch if you even think that I'm here voluntarily you're DEAD wrong! I don't even like that black-haired freak that just won't SHUT UP!"
"I wasn't asking for your WHOLE LIFE STORY, DEMON!"
"DEMON?! DEMON?! SAY IT TO MY FACE AGAIN, YOU WHITE-HAIRED VAMPIRE!"
"Ay, dios mio…"
Youka's POV!
"Damn albino…damn Tenshi…damn countries…damn everything!" I huffed, crossing my arms as I stormed out of the room where everyone else was. Jeez, how the hell did I get sucked into all of this?! I didn't ask for any of it! And that Tenshi girl - thing - whatever she is is really starting to piss my off!
And just what is up with all of this "country personification" stuff? I've never heard of it, so how do Tenshi and Melody know so much about them? Ugh, this is giving me a major headache…plus, there's nothing to do around here! Mel and Tenshi are all occupied with the other guys, because they seem to know just everything about them, and I'm just here doing nothing! I mean, Melody's cool (she just needs to toughen up. She's such a girl! And it's pretty obvious she likes that Germany guy, the way she turns red whenever he's near her. Same goes for him, I think he likes her back. They need to stop being pussies and just get together already…), sure, yeah, but just not Tenshi! The girl can go beyond hyper! "*Tenshi"…yeah, right.
Eventually, I got tired of just sulking and yelling inside my head, so I just stopped to lean against the wall for a few seconds. All of this yelling mentally can be pretty tiring. "Ugh…I just want to go home!"
After a few minutes, I noticed out of the corner of my eye that I wasn't alone. There was a guy there, just leaning against the wall, talking to his…bird? That was perched on top of his silver-haired head. His eyes were a purple color and he was dressed in a suit like all of the other guys were in that room. What really threw me off was that his puffin - bird thing was actually talking. I'm seriously considering all of this being one long, crazy dream…Anyways, the bird could talk! What the hell! The guy was just standing there, having a conversation with his bird, and not even looking at me. I mean, everyone notices the horns and the tail and the wings! It's kinda not normal for people to not freak out and send me to a church the minute they see me. To tell the truth, it was kinda pissing me off.
"Um, hey?" I said, trying not to sound too mean or whatever. The guy looked over to me, an expecting look in his eyes. The weird thing was that when he looked at me, I felt kind of…weird. Like, tingly, all over. I sure as hell was not expecting that reaction. I gestured to my horns. "You're not even gonna say anything? At all? About me being a freak or some un-holy shit?"
The guy shrugged. "What were you expecting?" Okay, his accent threw me off. It was…I don't know! It was just…different…like, different that…I liked. Wait, what the hell am I saying, his accent was weird, alright?! But his answer threw me off, like, a lot. He's not disgusted by me? At all? Somehow, that made me feel…nice.
I kind of blushed. "Oh…okay…"
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What the hell should I have said?!
"Iceland."
"Huh?"
The guy, Iceland, I guess, said, "My name. It's Iceland. You are smart enough to understand that, right?"
My eyes narrowed a bit. "Yeah. I get it. I'm Youka."
"Okay."
What the hell? He's so…composed. I wonder what's underneath that? Wait, what? Why do I care?! I don't care at all! I was about to say something snappy when his bird starting talking again. "Hey, sweet cheeks! Are ya single?"
I took a step back, "W-What the hell?! C-Creep!"
Iceland visibly blushed and snapped back to the bird, "Mr. Puffin, knock it off!"
"Why? Does it bother ya?"
"Very much,"
"Okay. I'll keep doing it."
This guy's got serious bird issues…. Right when I was about to step in to (try) to help, Melody came out of the meeting room, calling my name. "Youka! There you are! God, don't run off like that!"
"I'm not five, girlie," I growled as she scolded me as if I were a child.
"Oh, sorry. Anyways, come on! Let's get back o the meeting place! Oh, you found Iceland," she said as she turned to see him arguing with his bird. "Hey, Iceland, Norway was looking for you!"
At that, Iceland immediately stopped fighting and blushed a tiny bit. "Fine, I'll go see what he wants."
Something small inside me kinda was sad to see him leave. I said SMALL. I wasn't that sad to see him leave. Anyways, girlie and I started back to the meeting room because she said the meeting was about to start. Why do I have such a bad feeling that at this "meeting", no one won't really accomplish anything?
At least Iceland will be there…maybe I can talk to him some more.
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You didn't just hear me say that.
Yes, Melody believes in Santa. And the tooth fairy. She's very childish. Like me. X3 Now, I'ma go watch me some Lorax...just to see the Once-ler...god I love the Once-ler too much X3 my mom thinks so at least.
By the way! "Tenshi" means Angel in Japanese...at least that's what Bookielovesanimeeee said XD
Almost forgot!
THANK YOU FOR OVER 65 REVIEWS! I love you guys so much. I won't stop saying that. I won't. XD
Reply time (it's been a while!)
MyrnaMaeve: God, you're so awesome. T_T I'll try to squeeze out SOME idea for that vampire request, I promise! And I have NO idea why I made Germany the rabbit...I mean, come on, we all fantasize about him in bunny ears some time, right? X3 And Youka has a very interestring background story, like totally. She's such a unique character! And Romano freaked out, right? Lol, he is Italy, so I just thought of catholic churches...
Bookielovesanimeeee: OMG! You have a good day too! XD Thanks for all of the applause...I don't deserve it at all, though XD and I'll jave to make her and Prussia fight about their awesomness in the next chapters!
HetaliaSparkleParty: OMG OF COURSE YOU CAN! I'VE NEVER HAD A NUMBER ONE FAN! T_T /cries happy tears. You sir, are awesome. And made of cake. AWESOME CAKE. XD
Swirly592: Of course it's not sad! I'm obsessed with the Phantom of the Opera, and I know the whole origin plus the songs, now THAT'S sad, lol. And I wish I could buy CD's of Vocaloid (especially Gumi!)! I has no money...T^T but if I did, I'd probably spend it all on Hello Kitty stuff at the Sanrio store...I swear I live at that store 0_0
RikuBlackHole: Thanks! Lol, I know right, I just had to add that "U mad bro?" joke in there XD And OMG I'm sorry for the messed up lyrics! Thnaks for pointing that out! XD /hands cookie
Phantoms Lil Waffle: First off, LOVE THE NAME! And yep, Germany IS one sexy beast. X3 And your lucky you can talk to someone about video games - my mother just gets confused and sends me to my room when I start talking about Final Fantasy XD And you get that urge too?! I mean, I don't like England, but his eyebrows...man oh man...they're fuzzy XD
TA - twinArmageddons: Thanks! And yeah, I'ma try to squeeze in some more Melody and Spain chats (which will probably be in Spanish X3)! And who wouldn't freak out if they met Prussia? He's...what'a the word...AWESOME XD and I'll try to update soon!