Mabel! No more Smiley Dip! ch.14
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Letting him have Wendy was a lot easier when I didn't have to live with it...
Thought a dejected Tyrone. No matter how he looked at it, he couldn't kill Dipper. That would make Wendy cry, and despite the circumstances that is one thing he'd never stoop to.
And he'd watched enough movies to know that the whole "take over his life shtick" is doomed to failure.
Besides, after he calmed down and thought about it. He realized that if the situation were reversed, he'd do the same thing that Dipper was doing. After seeing himself get killed so many times, how could he not put himself at an emotional distance? It would literally be either that or go nuts whenever a clone got killed!
Tyrone sighed as he organized the treasures that Dipper had found recently.
Of course that made sense only when the clones were still vulnerable to water...Which he wasn't!
Tyrone shook his head. Oh, what did it matter? That wasn't the main reason he was mad anyway.
Really...He wondered what he wanted to do with himself. He really did want to help out Wendy, but was that healthy? Considering she was with Dipper? And his feelings for her?...Or Dippers feelings for her?…...Their feelings for her?...The feelings that used to be Dippers but then got transferred to-
GAH! This was too confusing! And what about himself? He called himself Tyrone...But aside from that and the whole immortality thing...how was he not a cheap knockoff of Dipper? What was he-
Knock Knock
Tyrone sighed as he pocketed the Truth stone he'd been organizing and headed for the door. And was surprised to find Pacifica there! She wore sunglasses and a trench coat.
Tyrone couldn't help but stare. He'd been cloned after the Pioneer day fiasco. So the memory of Pacifica's naked body was burnt into his mind.
Dipper had desperately tried not think about it, what with Wendy and everything...Tyrone smiled...But he wasn't under that restriction was he?
But just as quickly as that thought came to him, Tyrone reconsidered...it really wouldn't be decent would it? Dipper would never-
At that point Tyrone's blood boiled.
Frak Dipper! Tyrone shouted in his mind. Frak him! Frak what he'd do! And frak being a gentleman! I'm my own person! And it's high time I started acting like it!
And so while Pacifica explained about her families ghost problem, Tyrone mentally undressed her in his mind(there's no way she's 12, she's a fox!).
Pacifica knowing Dippers knowledge of the supernatural had apparently recommended him to her family. And knowing about the clones(having witnessed them mutilate Robbie), she asked if he could bring out Dipper.
Tyrone out of habit went to do just that...Then he stopped.
"You know what? Forget Dipper! I can help you! I'm just as good as he is! No, strike that. I'm better! Not only do I have all his skills and memories but-
SLASH!
CRACK!
-I'm invincible!" Shouted Tyrone, as he showed off the broken knife he'd just used to stab himself.
Pacifica paled in shock...But eventually nodded and started to lead him toward her house.
Tyrone briefly considered going back to get the journal. But he brushed that thought off. That's something Dipper would do. And he wasn't Dipper! And tonight he'd prove that!...Actually maybe he already did! Tyrone smirked. Last he checked Dipper never impressed a girl so much she was speechless!...
Meanwhile, Pacifica shivered in fright. An invincible version of that maniac?...It's official...the universe hates me!
Thought a tearful Pacifica as she briefly considered slitting her throat and putting an end to her miserable excuse for a life...
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