I do not own Twilight or any of the characters that appear in the series. They are the creation of Stephenie Meyer. Flames will still be ignored. There are a few more chapters left and then it'll be over. The long-waited drama is coming VERY soon… dun…dun…DUN!!!!!

"Edward, stop!" Jacob laughed uncontrollably as his boyfriend continued to tickle him. Despite the strength that he gained from becoming a werewolf, with all of the tickling that Edward was administering, he couldn't seem to find it to get the vampire off of him. Not that that was a bad thing to Jacob.

"Not until you give me the ring…" Edward said in a singsong voice.

Jacob growled and elbowed Edward in the side, even though it had no effect, "Edward Cullen, you will not get that damn ring until you stop tickling me!"

Edward sighed and let him go, "You're no fun."

Jacob shot him a look, "Oh, so you want the ring that you were going to give to Bella? Let me guess why. You…want to apologize and give it up as a peace offering and then consummate the agreement by fucking her brains out, right?"

Edward clenched his jaw. He felt as if Jacob had just stabbed him in the heart and dragged it down his chest, tearing his whole torso open. His eyes narrowed slightly, "Jake…you know that I would never do that to you."

Jacob let out a small sigh, "Edward, I'm sorry. I just meant that…well, when Jasper tried to attack Bella on her birthday, you left the continent. You were really in love with her and you want the ring that you were going to give her…I can't help but feel like some part of you wants her back. It's not because of you, it's just me. I have trust issues when it comes to my heart, you know that. I don't want to be hurt again."

Edward walked over to him and pulled him into his chest, "You silly little boy. Bella was, in its purest essence, an infatuation. I couldn't hear her thoughts and I was just drawn to her. But not like you. I can hear your thoughts, but I've managed to only hear the thoughts that you direct to me. I love you so much that I give you that privacy. With her, it wasn't out of respect, it was because I simply couldn't," he kissed Jacob's forehead, "Jake…I am really, truly, one-hundred percent totally in love with you. Just when you get up and go to the bathroom I feel like half of me was just torn away. Bella means absolutely nothing to me now, not after all she has done. She was an emotional roller coaster and always felt that everything was her fault. Because of that, I always thought that everything was my fault. With you, you're more stable and I can be happier without worrying about hurting you somehow. I got the ring as a gift to try to make it up for leaving her…but now I want to get rid of it."

Jacob pursed his lips and looked down sheepishly, "Oh…well…then…"

Edward furrowed his eyebrows, "What is it, love/"

Jacob looked up at his boyfriend, "I…kind of, sort of…put it in the blender…turned it into a ring puree."

Edward chuckled slightly, "Jealousy?"

Jacob nodded, leaning into Edward's chest. Edward simply kept chuckling and comforted his boyfriend, "Creative…I like it."

Jacob laughed softly.

"Guys!"

The two pulled away from their moment to look at a very impatient Seth, "What, Seth?" Jacob asked politely.

He waved his arms to the door, "Door-that way. Let's go! Nolan's waiting for me and I'm not going to run to school and then smell like pine the whole day. I hate that smell."

Jacob laughed and moved from Edward's embrace to grab his bag. Edward walked over to Seth and whispered in his ear, "He likes you."

Seth pulled back and looked at Edward, "Jacob?"

The vampire chuckled and gave him a look. Seth nodded, "Ohhh…you meant Nolan. Yeah, he's a good friend."

Edward smiled, "I didn't mean it in that way, Seth."

He raised an eyebrow, looking at Edward, "That's impossible, Ed. He's…Nolan's…he's just not that into me, okay?"

Edward shrugged, "Whatever you wish to believe, Seth," he patted the boy's shoulder as he walked past him outside to the Volvo. Seth stared into space as Jacob walked past him. The older Quileute stopped and gently shook Seth, "You coming, buddy?"

Seth snapped back into reality, "Huh? Oh, yeah…sorry," he grabbed his bag and followed the boy who was practically his big brother out the door.

--------------------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~-----------------------~~~~~~~~~~------

Jacob held Edward's hand as he pulled into the school parking lot. Bella was standing outside with Mike Newton and everyone else, except for Angela. She must have gotten sick of all the drama and decided to leave Bella alone. Jacob couldn't help but think that she was a smart girl for doing that. Edward smirked at the thought.

The two turned to look at Seth in the backseat. He looked at them both, "What?"

They both continued to look at him and he finally got the point, "Oh, you want some alone time. Gotcha. Oh, Nolan! Look, what a coinky dink! He's right there! I'll…go talk to him…or something." He got out and shut the door.

Edward smirked, "Don't do anything Jacob and I would do!"

Seth turned and stuck his tongue out at Edward, "If I followed that advice, then I wouldn't be doing anything at all," he smirked and walked over to Nolan.

Nolan waved to Edward and Jacob and then smiled at Seth, "Hey."

Seth smiled, "Hey, man. You feeling any better?"

He bit his bottom lip and looked down at his right foot, which he was twisting, "Yeah, I guess."

Seth tilted his head, "You guess? Well, sorry, but that is not a good enough answer for me."

Nolan looked up at him, and Seth just flashed his famous smile. Nolan laughed and scratched the back of his head, "I appreciate what you did that night. Thanks."

Seth shrugged, "Like I said, that's what friends are for."

"Faggot!" Bella yelled in a singsong voice over to Seth. Nolan heard her and cringed a little, somewhat trying to shrink into his clothes like a turtle.

Seth looked at him and he knew why he was doing it. He put his hand on Nolan's shoulder and led him over to one of the benches, sitting down next to him, "Nol, she was talking about me, okay? Trust me, your secret is safe with me. I won't tell a soul."

He nodded, "It's just…I'm so used to it…I don't know. I'm an overly dramatic idiot," he laughed softly, "Sorry."

Seth smiled, "Don't be sorry. I kind of like being the one to cheer you up."

Nolan raised an eyebrow, "Why?"

Seth sucked his teeth and then looked at him, "I guess it's because my older sister, Leah, ran away a while back after my dad died. Then it was just me and my mom…and then she died and I called Jacob. That's when he came and got me and now I live with him. He's always been like a big brother to me, always looking out for me and for the past few weeks, I've been the one who needed comforting. Now, I have you as a friend and I can be your own Jacob-your rock."

Nolan smiled, "You're not my Jacob. You're my Seth, who just so happens to comfort me like Jacob does to you."

Seth laughed, "I guess you're right, but you get my point. It just…feels good to have some form of strength back. Unfortunately it's at your expense but-"

"Hey, as long as I live with my dad, I will be more than happy to supply your addiction," Nolan said with a smile.

Seth laughed, but his smile faded when Bella spoke, "Fudge packers!"

Seth looked over and realized that her little group had dispersed. He looked over at the Volvo and realized Edward and Jacob were already making their way over to Bella. Seth wouldn't let them have this one. He needed to do it before Rosalie showed up, "Be right back, Nol."

He got up and stormed over to Bella. Bella smiled and waved at him, "Oh, smile, Seth! I just announced your little boyfriend!"

"You want me to smile?" Seth asked and then he punched her in the face, "Try to smile now, bitch."

Bella screamed, "You just hit a girl!"

"Actually, I just hit a bitch. And luckily for me, the law doesn't state that I can't hit one of those-except for the animal cruelty thing. But then again…I'm a werewolf so technically I'm an animal, too," he smiled, "Still wanna be smug?"

Cold hands pulled him back, and before he knew it Jacob and Edward were in between Seth and Bella. He twisted to see Alice and Nolan.

"Seth, you and Nolan get to class," Jacob said, not taking his eyes off of Bella.

"But-"

"Now, Seth!"

Seth bit his bottom lip and walked away with Nolan. Edward growled at Bella, "Whatever your problem is, you better get over it fast, Isabella Swan."

Bella smirked, "Or what, Edward? You'll attack me with Lucky Charms?"

Alice moved around Edward and slapped Bella hard, "Get over yourself, you stupid, bitchy, whiny, little emo girl!"

"Alice, you're supposed to be my friend!"

Alice scoffed, "Not when you're attacking my brother and his friends. So, we're going to get a little thing straight," she moved closer, giving Bella a dark look, "I've seen your future, and let me tell you-it is not pretty. Keep this up, and I will show you where the nightmares about vampires really came from. Got it?"

Bella glared at the vampire, "Bring it."

Jacob stepped around Alice, towering over Bella, "It's already been brought, dyke."

Bella's eyes narrowed at Jacob, "I am so going to enjoy making your life hell."

"So am I, Swan."

Bella smirked and walked into the school. Jacob rolled his eyes and turned to Edward, "Why don't we just FedEx her to Italy? That's where the Volturi are, right?"

Edward smirked, "Love, we can't do that. It's against our morals."

Jacob scoffed, "Well, it's not against mine. What's their address?"

"Jacob!" Edward said.

"What?" Jacob asked, looking at his boyfriend, "Fine, I won't FedEx her to Italy. How about we sneak into her room at night and stick some rattlesnakes in her bed?"

Edward gave Jacob a warning look.

Jacob groaned, "Fine, no deadly animals. How about Alice sneaks into the girl's locker room during Bella's PE class and slips some poison ivy into her clothes…or itching powder!"

Edward laughed. Alice shrugged, "I'm game."

Jacob smiled, "Perfect."

----------------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-----------------~~~~~---------------

Jacob and Edward sat in the cafeteria, talking silently amongst themselves while Seth and Nolan were laughing about something that had happened in their English class.

"Bella, why are you scratching yourself?!" Jessica screamed loudly. The entire cafeteria fell silent as everyone turned to look at the scene. Bella's face was scarlet red from the attention that she was getting as she tried to sneak a few more scratches in her lower region.

Seth snickered while Nolan smiled, fighting back his laughter. He knew that Bella deserved the embarrassment, but he just didn't have it in him to let himself express his enjoyment of her pain. The blonde raised an eyebrow as he looked at Jacob and Edward, who were both laughing uncontrollably.

"Let me guess…you two have something to do with that?"

Jacob, who was laughing so hard his face was turning red, nodded, "Yes…us and Alice."

He raised an eyebrow and looked at Alice, who was sitting at a table with Rosalie and Jasper. Her arms were crossed and she had a smug look on her face. Yep, Alice was definitely the culprit.

Seth leaned into Nolan, unable to control his laughter. Nolan smiled, amused, "Seth, you sound like a hyena."

Seth kept laughing, "I'm sorry…it's just," he cupped his hands around his mouth and screamed, "she's got crabs!"

The entire cafeteria burst into laughter. Bella's eyes grew in embarrassment as she turned to look at her friends for support. They, too, were laughing. She looked up and saw Jacob, who just smiled and waved hello with his fingers. The itchy girl scowled and stormed over to their table, "You think this is funny, do you?!"

Seth looked up at her, "Stay away! We don't want your crabs!"

She smacked him in the arm and he screamed, running out of the cafeteria, "She touched me with her crabs! Oh, it burns! I mean, it itches! Oh, the pain!"

Jacob stifled a laugh, "What's the matter, Bella? You look a little…irritated."

She leaned closer to him, "If you think that this is going to scare me off- "

Edward leaned closer to her, "Just look in the mirror, Isabella; I'm sure that what you see will scare you off without needing our interference at all."

She stood up straight, her jaw dropping, "You-I-I mean…you…"

Jacob leaned into Edward, making sure that she saw him grope the vampire's crotch, "I'm sure that there's a coherent thought in there somewhere that'll come out eventually. Hey-maybe that's why Edward can't hear your thoughts. Nothing's happening up there at all. It's just…air," he flashed her a fake smile and tilted his head to the side.

Bella almost growled, "This isn't over, Black."

Jacob smirked, "I'd keep up the last name basis and call you 'Swan', but that'd be a disgrace to the actual animal. You're not pretty enough. If the Ugly Duckling entered a beauty contest with you, he'd still win."

Bella rolled her eyes and walked away. Jacob smiled and waved, "Toodles!"

He smiled up at Edward and kissed his neck. Seth walked back into the cafeteria, looking at Bella, "It's okay…I forgive you for your contagiousness. I drowned all the crabs."

Bella scowled at him and walked out. Seth shook his head and walked over to the table, sitting down next to Nolan, "Sorry that I ditched you."

Nolan shrugged, "It's cool; I forgive you."

Seth smirked, "Really?"

Nolan smiled and leaned in, kissing the corner of Seth's lips, "Yep."

Seth's eyes grew, "Nol, what if someone saw you?"

Nolan laughed, "Seth, no one is in here. Well, they're all too busy talking about Bella. If they see…oh, well. I can't hide forever, especially sitting at a table with three other gay guys, right?"

Seth smiled, "That's a good point."

Nolan smiled and patted his shoulder, "So, I won't worry about it. If I get teased…then it'll be more chances for you to be the hero. I don't have a problem with being the damsel in distress…or whatever the male equivalent is…dude in distress?"

Seth laughed and nodded, "Sure, 'dude in distress' will work."

Nolan nodded, "Great."

Jacob looked over at them and laughed, "Awww, Eddie, look, it's young love!"

Seth shot Jacob a look, "We're just friends, Jake! Besides, I would never cheat on my Edward."

Jacob growled and Seth laughed. Nolan bit his bottom lip and leaned back into his seat. He felt like he was on a magic carpet or something and all of a sudden it was pulled from under him, and he was plummeting to the earth. He wasn't comfortable enough to say it out loud and really act on it, but he knew that he cared for Seth as more than a friend. They didn't know each other well enough, though, so he knew he had to take it slow. And they were just friends at the moment, it still hurt to hear it from Seth's mouth.

That's who Seth was to Nolan-his Seth. Seth was Jacob's friend and Edward's, but he was still his. Not in the psycho possessive 'you can't talk to anyone but me' way, but he still felt some ownership over Seth.

Alright, that is Chapter 14. There is going to be more drama, and I need to ptu Nolan and Seth in the chapters so I can write that sequel/spin off story, but I'll always have Jacob and/or Edward in it until I've established Seth and Nolan's relationship enough to be able to leave it out. Some chapters will be solely Seth and Nolan, so the story will be longer than I expected. Like I said before, I need to build up something for the Seth story so I hope that you guys can be patient with the chapters that are Nolan/Seth centric. Those won't be for a while though, since I started this prank war with Bella…but it'll turn into more soon. Dun dun DUNNN. So, please review.