Chapter 14: Not Now

Jacob POV

I woke up the next morning feeling the best I've ever had in my life. As soon as I opened my eyes, I was met with the loving eyes of none other than Bella. "Morning," she smiled. I realized that I still had my arm wrapped tightly around her naked body so I took the chance to tighten my grip.

"Good morning good looking," I grinned. She rolled her eyes but stretched up to place a kiss on my lips. "Best night ever," I smirked.

"Shut up," she muttered, not being able to help the blush that crept up her cheeks. I rolled over to hover over her and then began placing open-mouthed kissed on her neck. I could her heart beating faster and faster.

"That's not what you were saying last night," I said, my voice husky from sleep. I felt her shiver under me. Her eyes widened and her cheeks grew redder. I leaned into her ear and whispered, "In fact, from what I recall, you were screaming my name."

"Jacob!" she shrieked.

"Hmm… not like that. It was a bit more sexual, more needy, full of lus – " she smacked me on the chest.

"Stop speaking so dirty!" she screamed in horror. She's so cute. I feigned innocence with a small smirk on my face.

"Why? You liked it so much before that you were begging me to speak like this," I pointed out. She groaned and covered her face with her hands. "Come on Bells. I'm just teasing," I joked. Only a little bit.

"I'm not like that," she told me, finally putting down her hands.

"I know honey but you can't blame a guy for trying," I shrugged, grinning at her.

She bit her lip and then looked up at me through her lashes. I suppressed a groan that was threatening to erupt from my lips. "Do you… do you want me to speak like that?" she asked shyly.

"It'd be fucking awesome if you did," I smiled sheepishly but then quickly added, "But you don't ever have to change for me, got it? I love you the way you are."

"Thanks Jake," she beamed up at me, "I love you too."

"You better," I joked, playfully poking her ribs.

"Hey!" she protested, poking me back. I couldn't help but jerk back at the unexpected jab. It also doesn't help that it's my… ahem… ticklish spot. "Is that your…" she trailed off with an evil smirk on her face.

"Don't even think about – " I was cut off my own shriek. No, it did not sound like a girl's scream. More like a… choking cat. Within seconds she had us flipped over and she was mercilessly attacking my ticklish spot. I was grasping for air by the time she was halfway into it. "You are so going to get it," I warned her.

"Stop it Jake! That tickles!" she screamed with laughter as she tried to get me off of her.

"You didn't give me mercy when you were doing it to me," I reminded her with a chuckle, still poking her known ticklish spots.

"Please," she gasped.

"What was that? I can't hear you," I teased, laughing.

"I give, I give! I'm sorry!" she yelled as I took one hard jab at her most ticklish spot.

"Alright," I smirked, finally letting go of her. I rolled over and landed right next to her. She was breathing so hard that it almost sounded like we had just finished having sex. I grinned at the thought.

"You are… despicable!" she cursed, flailing her arms out in mock horror.

"Hmm, despicable me," I grinned at her, obviously making a reference to one of THE best movies ever. She caught onto it and began laughing.

"This," she gestured between me and her, "is why I love you so much." I was about to respond to her declaration until I heard the unmistakable sound of Charlie's cruiser parking in the driveway.

"Shit, you're dad's here," I told her. Her eyes bugged out and she immediately pushed me off of the bed, making me land on the floor with a loud 'thud.'

"Ouch," I exaggerated. She wrapped the sheet around her body, completely blocking it from my view.

"You need to leave," she said, beginning to push me out of the window.

"Bells, even if I leave, there's no way that Charlie's gonna look at you and think that nothing went on last night," I pointed out, gesturing to her 'sex' hair. She scrambled to her vanity mirror and gasped.

"I have – "

"Sex hair, honey, and it looks great on you," I grinned.

"This is no laughing matter!" she whisper yelled at me. "Charlie's gonna be here any momen – "

"Bells? You there?" came Charlie's gruff voice.

"Crap, crap, crap," she chanted as she tried to think of some sort of solution. "I got it! I'm gonna go take a shower and you go leave," she finally said, pushing me out.

I sighed in defeat. "Alright, see you later?" I asked.

"Definitely," she smiled. I quickly left a chaste kiss on her lips and jumped out of the window, immediately phasing. I ran as fast as I could to the woods, making sure that no one saw me. I stayed at the edge of the woods for a while as I watched Bella scramble in her room.

"I'm here Dad!" she told Charlie right afterwards, "I'm just getting into the shower."

"Alright kiddo," he responded. She let out a sigh of relief until her eyes landed on something, or rather, things.

Great, what now?

"How am I going to pick up all of these clothes?" she muttered frustratingly to herself. I couldn't help the bark of laughter that came from my muzzle. As if she heard me, her head snapped out towards the window and looked right at me, her eyes narrowing into slits. "We are never having sex in this house ever again," she said directly to me under her breath.

Never? Aww, fuck.

As far as I could tell, she just pretty much kicked everything under her bed before running into the bathroom. God, I love that girl.

I finally backed up and began running towards my house. I felt a spark in my head and soon enough Paul and Embry were in my head.

Someone's in a good mood. Paul teased.

Whoo! Jakey finally got laid! Embry wolf whistled.

Shut up, you guys. I growled at them.

No more sexual tension. Thank God! Paul said in relief.

Mind showing us some scenes? Embry asked. I could just totally imagine him wiggling his eyebrows.

Yes, I do fucking mind. Her body is strictly for my eyes only. I barked at him.

Oh come on! Paul whined. The look I gave him was enough for him to shut up. Is she at least good?

She's damn amazing. I replied.

Hmm, seems like we have a sex kitten in our hands. Embry joked, letting out barks of laughter. He thought about something for a minute before laughing harder. Sex kitten, big bad wolf, oh how ironic is that!

Surely enough, Paul started laughing at the thought too. I growled at them but they didn't pay any attention. I'm going back home. You guys are assholes.

Sheesh, Jake. Take it easy, we were only – I had already phased back and stopped listening to their pathetic excuses. I ran as quickly as I could into the shower, seeing as I was stark naked. I'm sure that my dad must have felt the gust of wind that was me.

I took a quick shower because I couldn't wait to get back to Bella already. I put on my clothes and started for the door but my dad stopped me.

"Jake," he called out.

"Yeah, dad?" I asked. He was looking at me with scrutinizing eyes, yet they had a bit of amusement and pride in them.

"Where were you last night?" he asked. I sighed and took a seat. Great.

"One of the leeches came back last night," with that statement, his eyes widened. I answered his unasked question. "It was the short, pixie-looking one. She talked about Bella disappearing from her visions or something like that and wanted to check up on Bella. Long story short, I was pissed off and damn near ripped her head off. I let Bella talk to her and she's gone, but I don't know for how long. Bella says as long as she doesn't want the leech here, she won't come back. Bella… kind of broke down by the time the leech left. She asked me to stay with her, so I did," I explained.

By the time I finished, he had a thoughtful look on his face.

"And what did you guys do?" he asked.

"What?" I asked in confusion.

"Did you guys sleep? Watch TV?" I really don't like where this is going.

"We slept," I said nervously as I rubbed the back of my head, "… eventually."

He burst out into laughter, cradling his stomach for support. I just stood there with my arms crossed impatiently waiting for him to finish. He wiped a few laughter tears from his eyes before he finally calming down.

"You finally got laid," he stated matter-of-factly, snickering.

"Ha. Ha. Funny, Dad," I muttered.

"I wonder how Charlie is going to take this. He, obviously, won't be laughing at your face like I did," he smirked at me. You're gonna get it, old man.

"We, maybe, had a close call," I added in snidely.

"She kicked you out?" he asked.

"Oh yeah," I answered, grinning at the recent memory.

"And you were just about to go out to see her again, am I right?" I nodded. "Alright, I won't keep you any longer. Go and see your honey," he teased, mocking me. I narrowed my eyes at him before leaving the house. He can be more immature than me sometimes.

I decided to take the rabbit this time, seeing as Charlie might still be at home. I drove as quickly as I could to Bella's house. As I parked upon their sidewalk, Bella was already out to greet me. Hmm, she must have heard the car.

"Jake!" she exclaimed happily, tossing herself into my arms once I got out of the car.

"Missed me?" I asked cockily.

"Did I ever!" she replied as she played along. I leaned down and kissed her lips.

"Missed you too," I murmured against her lips.

"Kids," Charlie then coughed from the doorway.

"Dad," Bella squeaked.

Charlie crossed his arms and looked at us uncomfortably. "As much as I like the fact that you guys are together, I don't want to see any of… this," he stated bluntly, gesturing to both Bella and I.

"Right," Bella said, flushing, "Well, we'll be going now."

"Well then, umm… bring her home in one piece," he warned me.

"I'll do my best," I grinned at him. He tried to keep a serious face on but I notice the corner of his lips twitch up a bit. Bella, embarrassed enough, grasped my wrist and dragged me to the rabbit.

"Never again," she hissed under her breath.

"Oh come on, really?" I looked at her pleadingly as I began to drive.

"Eyes on the road," she growled. Oooh, sexy. "I'm serious Jake! Do you have any idea how close we were to getting caught?" she shrieked.

I smirked. "But we didn't," I pointed out.

"But we almost did!"

"Again, but we didn't," I grinned.

"You're impossible," she muttered, smacking her forehead in annoyance.

"Seriously Bells, I'm a guy. The thought of having sex with the Chief's daughter under his own home is like totally kinky and – " she cut me off with a loud smack to the shoulder.

"Ahh, fuck!" she cursed, cradling her hand. Oh shit. I pulled over as quickly as I could and struggled to get a good look at her hand. "Don't touch it!" she yelled.

"I'm just trying to see if it's broken," I said gently, trying not to push her anger.

"I think it is!" she snapped. I tried to stifle my laughter.

"Well, if you hadn't decided to punch me in the first place," I chuckled. She glared at me through narrowed eyes. "Baby, that hurt you more than it hurt me."

She stopped wincing in pain for a moment to look at me with a bewildered yet amused expression. "Baby?" she mocked. Fuck, that slipped. I'm only supposed to call her that in my fantasies.

"You're worrying about your hand, remember?" I quickly said, trying to change the subject by lifting her hand up.

"Oww! Damn it Jake!" she shouted at me. I winced.

"Right, right. I'm so sorry!" I apologized, leaning over to place as many kisses on her hand as possible.

"Well if you're kissing my hand like that," she grinned as her eyes contained a mischievous glint in them.

Just as we were about to delve into a deep make out session, we just had to be fucking interrupted.

"What have you done to her?" an voice growled from my side of the car.

Oh fuck no. He can't have come back.

Not now.

Uh oh!

Wonder what's gonna happen now...

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