Chapter 14: The Stupidest Battle Ever!? Duel on Creation Tower!
At last...Creation Tower...It was frikkin WEIRD!
Seriously! There were stairs snaking its way around it, and it was completely covered in the weird drawings! What was that in the corner? A duck-moose hybrid!? It was even weirder when lit up with...what was it?...Neon! That was it!
"We're finally here..." Tack whispered as Sarah let me down, I felt a lot better now that I had had my nap.
"Didn't Dimo say he'd meet us here?" Roy asked as Kalamar blooped in confusion.
I stepped forward and cupped my hands. "OIIIIIII! DIMOOOOOO! WHERE ARE YOOOOOU!?" For a minute, nothing happened...until...
"Greetings, Ellix-samaaaaaa!"
The little jester floated down to us on what looked like a minature UFO, his over the top toothy grin on his face as he jumped off and bowed to me. "I am having the honouring of the flesh meeting with yourself!" Wow, I think he might be crazier in person.
"Screepth!" Tempo grinned as he flew in front of Dimo.
"Tempo! Were you having the leading of Ellix-sama and the naughty Unimportantlings? Goody very!" Dimo danced around.
"Listen Dimo, we got here, and you promised to give Ellix a ship." Tack enforced sternly.
"Yesyesyesyes! I am always having the keeping of my words!" Dimo nodded. "Buuut...I was having the tiny teeny thought..."
I raised an eyebrow. "What's that?"
He suddenly fell to my feet and grabbed my legs. "PLEASE HAVE THE BATTLING WITH ME ELLIX-SAMA! PLEEEEEEASE!" He blubbed at my feet.
I looked at this guy, captain of a pirate crew and leader of this whole place, cry and beg at my feet like a baby. It was REALLY embarrassing.
"Uhhh..." I watched as he continued to cry and...oh Oda don't suck your thumb! I couldn't let this continue. "Okay, okay, I'll fight you."
"YAAAY!" He immediately leapt back up with his trademark grin. "The dueling of honour we will do! Like the mantis' of praying that feast on the head of wives!"
Suddenly three giant Den Den Mushi screens appeared in the sky, revealing quite a large audience. "I was having the hoping of the tators of spec!" He explained. "Unimportantlings! You will be doing the tating of spec also?"
"I don't like this at all..." Tack said.
"Don't worry, it'll just be a friendly one...right Dimo?" I turned to the midget.
"Yeppidy of the yes! Fun and nothing but!" the captain of this place nodded. "The Unimportantlings will be in the VIU seats!"
The trio were led over to big red fluffy seats with their own Den Den Mushi's. There was even food! Meeeeeeeat...
"...Be careful Ellix." Sarah whispered as Tempo perched on her head.
I grinned. "Doriririri! I will!" And so Dimo led me to the foot of Creation Tower.
"The battling shall have the beggining!" Dimo cheered along with our giant spectating audience.
I nodded with a smirk. "Got it! Rankakyu Oga-"
"HAVING THE WAITING!" Dimo's shout knocked me back onto my back.
"What now?" I rubbed my head.
"You must do the battling with the Daydream!" He told me.
"Nani!? Your telling me how I have to fight!?" I yelled in disbelief.
"Who is having the captaining?" He crossed his arms and fixed me with a raised eyebrow.
"...You." I sighed. Was this guy serious? He was BEGGING to fight me a few minutes ago!
"Then you will be having the using of Daydream!" He pouted.
I rubbed my forehead with a tic-pulse, I guess I'd draw a pretty bad crowd if I didn't listen to this guy, so I slammed my palms into either side of my face. "Daydream!" The rainbow glow and veil washed over my body.
"SUGOIIII! Such yummy amazingness!" Dimo praised. "Now the battling of tastiness can begin!"
'Finally!' "Dream Dream Tension Shot!" My arm stretched out as I tried to punch him, but he jumped to dodge it as I pumped energy into a wall, creating a small crater. "Tension Shot!" I shot my other fist but he just jumped off of my other arm and started running up the smooth path that climbed the tower.
"Having the following of me, Ellix-sama! Like the happy moth seeking the bright light!" He then ran behind the corner.
"Hey! Get Back here!" I called after him as I gave chase and turned the corner...and my jaw droped at what I found.
There were schoolroom chairs lined up the slope in front of a blackboard, which Dimo stood in front wearing a teachers hat. "ELLIX-SAMA! Why are you having the lateness!?" He yelled at me.
"Wha...Nani?..." My mind couldn't comprehend what was happening, were we fighting or not!?
"You will be sitting now!" He shouted as he shoved me into a chair. "Answering questions you will do now!"
I tic-pulsed, but nonetheless continued to follow his little game, so I picked up the paper and looked at it. '...If x equals 1685 and y equals 713...how many coconuts am I holding!? What the...?' "This doesn't make any sense!"
"TALKING NOT!" He yelled as he whacked me round the face with a random paper fan.
"Gah!" I cried as I rubbed my red cheek, I was losing Daydream time here! "Dimo! I'm treating this as a fight!"
"HAVE A LESSON OF LEARNING!" He whacked me again.
I was really annoyed now. "Right, that does it! Drea-"
"UP THE SHUTTING!" Third whack to the face.
"Dream Dream Scythe!" My arm transformed into a scythe and I cut the blackboard in half.
"Ohhhhh!" Dimo gasped with an over-the-top face fault, he then dashed off and turned another corner!
"Hold it!" I shouted as I gave chase, was this his tactic or something? I turned another corner and instantly froze.
A bunch of BOMBS with angel wings and halos were flying right in front of me!
Dimo, who somehow had a harp, strummed a few notes. "Ohhhhh Ellix-samaaaaa...Gettiiiiiing the attaaaaaaacked...by the Super Angel Bombs of Dooooom!"
As he said that the angelic bombs dived at me! "Dream Dream Shie-" I didn't react fast enough though as I was battered by bombs and thrown of my feet. My whole body felt burnt as I heard the crowds cheering.
"C'monEllix! Getup!" I heard Roy shout.
"Screepth!" Tempo added.
I knew that! I was nowhere near done as I forced myself to stand up and brush myself down, only to find Dimo had gone again!
"Not this time!" I declared as I dashed to the corner with Soru. I came across Dimo next to a large picture of what looked like a boulder. I then watched as he reached his hand INTO THE WALL AND PULLED THE 3-DIMENSIONAL BOULDER OUT!
"Da da da daaaaa! Da da daaaa!" He sang some kind of adventurers theme as he rolled the boulder down the slope towards me!
"Dream Dream Whip!" I whipped my arm at the boulder from the side and knocked it off course, as well as creation tower itself. I then turned to Dimo. "So you DID eat a Devil Fruit!"
"Dingdingdingdingding! You are having the rightness Ellix-sama!" He confirmed. "I was having the eating of the Pikku Pikku no Mi!"
I crossed my arms in thought. 'Pikku Pikku no Mi? Hmmm...' I thought for a second before hitting my palm with my hand. "The Pic-Pic Fruit!"
"To you I say yes! Picture man I am being! I am having the bringing to life of anything drawn!" He proclaimed proudly, before looking off in deep thought...was he actually thinking and not just acting? He then turned to me. "Ellix-sama...do you know why I was having the creating of Colour Carnival?"
He said it so wistfully, now I was curious. "Why?"
"When I was having the eating of the Pikku Pikku no Mi. I was thinking the following haves: 'Captain Dimo wants to share the yummy joys of the no Mi of Pikku Pikku with others...and meet other Devil Fruits of creativeness!'. Colour Carnival was having the specific designing to have the apple juices of imagination flowing! Like wine into the chubby Greeks goblet! Having the making of the Hobi Hobi no Mi, the Ato Ato no Mi, the Dori Dori no Mi and otherishnesses!"
I thought for a second and then gasped. It was true, I had to adapt and use Daydream in different ways to make it this far!
"And when I was having the hearing of your Dori Dori no Mi eating Ellix-sama, I would do the following of your tale of taleness! S-Such moving moments of nakamaness! Such an amazing Ellix-sama!" He began crying again, but at least I had answers now. He then grinned at me. "Ellix-sama! Have the usage of your Colour Carnival experiences and be having the creativeness with the battling!"
Be a bit more creative huh? Okay, I can do that! Dimo then reached for a picture at his feet and pulled out what looked like a futuristic cannon. "NOW! FIRING OF THE FURY FUTURY CANNON OF FUTURY FURY!" The cannon then charged up and fired a powerful laser at me!
I held my arm up and thought of the first thing that came to mind as I felt the explosion hit my arm to the cheer of the crowd. But as the smoke cleared I revealed my undamaged self as well as my enforced arm, which was covered in hard rocks and red diamonds. "Dream Dream Rock Block." I smirked.
"Ohhhh! Such ness of creative Ellix-sama!" Dimo did a little happy dance.
I didn't waste time though as I jumped into the air with Soru. "Dream Dream..." I fell towards the ground with increased velocity.
"EEPS!" Dimo cried as he leaped away from my incoming attack.
"...Stone Crash!" I yelled as I drove my rocky arm into the future cannon, making it disappear in a puff of smoke.
Dimo reached into the wall and this time pulled out a giant green and golden hammer!...Reminded me of Usopp for some reason..."MEGA HARD HAMMER OF HITTING!" He cried as he swung at me.
"Dream Dream Stone Crash!" I smashed my rock-enforced arm against his hammer, the crowd cheering at our clash. The outcome was that his hammer disappeared and the rocks covering my arm shattered.
"On the moving!" Dimo cried as he turned another corner.
I was starting to get sick of this as I also turned the corner to find Dimo pulling out what looked like Go-Karts with intimidating faces on them as he held a remote control. "To you I say CHAAAAARGE!" He pressed some buttons and the cars came to life and sped towards me.
'Okay, be creative...be creative...' I thought to myself. "Dream Dream Vines!" My arms flattened themselves and turned into vine-like appendages as I stretched them out and stopped two cars. More and more came out of my back until I had blocked them all, I then smashed them all against each other.
But of course Dimo wasn't done, he pulled out what looked like a high speed blue tiger with a jet lined body. "Snack on the veils of DOOM, Kitten!"...Kitten? Wow, and I thought Charlos was bad.
The weird lion leapt at me with a roar as I pulled back five of my new vine like limbs. "Dream Dream...Multi-Punch!" I slammed all five into Kitten's stomach at the same time, making it disappear like everything else.
"Doing the climbing we must Ellix-sama!" Dimo said as he pulled out a jetpack (Please, I created THOSE in my earliest dreams!) and flew up a lot higher.
I punched holes in the tower with my green vines and slowly climbed up until we were both three quarters of the way o the top. My vines shrunk back into me and turned back into my normal arms as Dimo pulled out three purple sword wielding frogs. Unfortunately..."OOWWWWWWW! DAMN IIIIIIT!" Daydream wore off...
"Ellix-sama!" Dimo yelled with an overexaggerated shocked face. "Did you having the eating of ice cream too much!? I shall be doing the waiting whilst you Daydream the recover!"
I rubbed my head as I smirked at him. "Nani? You think I can't use Dream techniques without Daydream?"
"Nani?" Dimo tilted his head in obvious confusion.
I smiled as I took in a deep breath. "Sleep Dust!" I forcefully blew fine multicoloured powder over the three frogs, making them all go beddy-byes.
"Sugoiiiiii! Such coooliness Ellix-sama! Having the doing of this one now!" He pulled out a giant white gorilla with thick arms, no problem.
As the ape swung for me with a roar I dodged with Geppo and landed on its head, placing both palms against its scalp. "Sleep Touch!" A rainbow aura covered the ape and I jumped off of it as it crashed to the ground with a snot bubble coming out of its nose.
I turned to Dimo, who had sparkles around his eyes. "Alright! Now I can fight-"
GROOOOOWL!
I clutched my stomach awkwardly. "Guess I'm kinda hungry..." I admitted.
"Ah! Then let us be having the break! Like the fat bees after the making of honey!" Out of literally nowhere he got out a picnic blanket and...were those ribs?...I didn't even try to resist.
'"ARRFGHLH!" I said as I wolfed down the meat whilst still savouring it.
"Will Ellix-sama have the drinking of tea?" Dimo asked as he poured two cups.
"Phanps!" Inodded as I accepted the cup whilst picking up a huge rind.
"THEY'RE HAVING LUNCH!?" Our audience which I had forgotten about shouted. Whilst I ripped off a good chunk with my teeth I thought for a second, in order to win this fight I'd have to play by Dimo's rules, so I had to fight like HE did...weird and unpredictable.
Very soon the only thing that was left was bones, I slammed my palms into the side of my head and reactivated Daydream whilst Dimo disposed of the scraps...by throwing them off the tower onto some unfortunate passersby.
"Now with the continuing!" Dimo announced.
I nodded as I pulled back an arm. "Dream Dream..." Unpredictable, unpredictable, unpredictable...
"...Duck!"
My hand transformed into a small duck that I held out to Dimo.
"EHHHHH!? A DUCK!?" The audience yelled with face-faults.
"Quack." My duck hand went.
"AIIIIIIEEEEEE! SUCH A CREATURE OF HORRIFYINGNESS!" Dimo shrieked like a little girl.
"YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING!" The audience yelled.
The duck glared at Dimo. "QUAAAACK!" It then mercilessly pecked him until he was flung away, and my hand turned back to normal.
Dimo picked himself up and pulled out three giant spintops from the floor. "Spinny spin spinniness!" He yelled as they spun towards me.
"Dream Dream Rope!" I wrapped my arm around one and stopped it from spinning, I then started it spinning again as it smashed into the other ones, destroying them. "Now I'll increase my power tenfold!" I declared. "Dream Dream..." I started pulling on my hair.
"What's he doing?" I heard one audience member call out. I was being unpredictable, so yeah!
"...Afro!" My hair instantly restyled itself.
"HAAAAAAH! SUCH POWER OF AMAZINGNESS!" Dimo gasped as he squished his face together.
"IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!" The male audience, including Roy, yelled.
"HOW!?" The female members, minus Sarah and including Tack, yelled back.
"People understand it!" I defended myself.
Dimo pulled out an over sized boxing glove. "BOXING REDNESS FIST OF PUNCHING!" He yelled as he slipped on the glove and dived at me with it, literally catching on fire. I just blocked it with my new hair shield and bounced him back, creating a large amount of smoke as my hair restyled itself.
I waited for the smoke to clear...and when I did...there were three DIMO'S! "Which one is having the real me-ness, Ellix-sama?" All three said in unison.
I jumped over to them and examined them all, I couldn't tell which was which! So I just stretched my arm out. "Dream Dream...Bitchslap!" I slapped all three silly across the face, making their cheeks go puffy and red.
"MYEEEEEE!" All three shrieked with tears rolling down their faces as two of them disappeared.
"Gotcha!" I laughed as I grabbed him and stretched my arms behind my head. "Have a nice flight!" I said as I threw him all the way to the top of Creation Tower, where he landed with a big boom.
I smiled as I climbed to the top with Geppo and into the smoke, where I couldn't find Dimo. "...Nani? Diiiimoooo! Where are you?" I called out.
"Here, Ellix-sama!" Suddenly the smoke dissipated in a big blast to reveal what it was hiding.
Standing in front of me was a GIANT robot, with thick, metal tree trunk arms, powerful legs, huge metal exhaust pipes jutting out of its back, a huge red 'X' on its chest and a green screened cockpit which Dimo sat in. "Having the beholding! Dimo's weapon ultimate! The SUPER ULTRA MEGA INDESTRUCTIBLE GIGA ROBOT OF AWESOME COOLNESS!"
"...S...SUGOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" I screamed with SO many sparkles around my head. "That is so AWESOOOOOOOOME!"
"To you I say yes! The battle of finale begins now!" The robot pulled a fist back as thick and heavy steam erupted from its arms. "Now! SUPER ULTRA MEGA PUNCH OF AWESOME COOLNESS!" The giant fist was propelled at me with the force of steam.
"Woah!" I cried as I narrowly dodged with Soru.
"Now! SUPER ULTRA MEGA ROCKETS OF AWESOME COOLNESS!" Suddenly a hatch opened up in the back of the robot, where loads of steam proplled missiles shot out!
"Dream Dream Chibi!" I shrunk down to my chibi form and frantically ran away from the missiles. I had to predict where they WOULD land as I rolled away from the last ones before popping back to normal.
I knew that it was time to finish this, so I jumped into the air with Soru, so high I was above it. I transformed both my hands into drills as I stretched my arms back far into the clouds. "This is it! Dream Dream..."
"Yes! The blow of finishing! FINAL SUPER UNBEATABLE STAND TIME!" Steam erupted from all parts of the robot as it pulled its arms back. "SUPER ULTRA MEGA REPETITIVE PUNCHING OF AWESOME COOLNESS!"
"...TWIN DRILL BARRAGE!"
My rapidly thrown drill hands connected with the giant robot ones repeatedly as we tried to overpower each other. The crowd went wild as the shockwaves resonated all over Colour Carnival from atop the tower.
"CONE ON ELLIIIIIIX!" I heard Tack, Roy and Sarah shout over everything.
"SCREEEEPTH!" Tempo screeched as Kalamar blooped loudly.
"Ungh...gngh...AHHHHHHHH!" I screamed as my drills obliterated the metal hands and repeatedly stabbed into the main body at an alarming rate. "AHHHHYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAHHHHH!" With one final stab from both my drills, the machine sparked and jerked violently...as it exploded.
I felt the large pocket of air hit me and I was thrown back onto the top tower ground, panting heavily and enduring the pain of the endig Daydream as the rushing wind howled over me.
Finally it stopped...and I picked myself and walked through the smoke until I found a burnt and battered Dimo. "I have...the failing..." He wheezed. "I am accepting of the defeat...have the finishing of me now...Ellix-sama..."
I just looked down at him with a heavy heart, this guy...he was someone who you really COULDN'T hate. He built this amazing place and allowed pirates to roam free in it...just to train Devil Fruits like mine...I couldn't hurt this guy anymore...so instead I offered him a hand. He looked up at me with tear-filled eyes. "...Having the huh?"
"You fought well, it was an honour to fight you...Doririririri!" I laughed.
He looked at me in stunned silence, then tears flowed down his face as he stood up. "You also...Ellix-sama..."
And so we shook on friendlier terms.
Anotheeeeeer chapteeeeeeeer! I'm on a ROLL!
Dimo: I say to you hello Author-sama and Ellix-sama! I will be having the joining with you!
Sure Dimo! Now onto reviews!
To Thief-chan: Thanks! I'd love to do something like that! Your reviews are always great to read!...I wonder if I could incorporate Eri-chan into this story...
Ellix: Eri-chan is really nice when you get to know her! I hope she introduces me to Takaochin, Flame and Ro! Nani? You LIKE my Nightmare Form? The only other person who does is Luffy...
I know! Here...*scribble scribble...STAMP!* There we go! You now share all copyrights of Ellix with me! You can use him however you want!
Ellix: N-NANI!? All rights!? What if Thief-chan kills me off!?
Thief-chan wouldn't do that!...Would you?
Dimo: Be having the discussering through PM!
To TheRealEvanSG: Yep, I am BURNING these keys!
Dimo: NANI!? BE GETTING THE HOSE OF EXTINGUISHING FIRE!
What!? No! I meant figuratively! FIGURATIVELYYYYYY!
To XJustified: Nations can learn so much from your words of wisdom.
Ellix: Tell that to the World Government...
Dimo: The Government of Worlds!? Where!?
To Zusenheim: Your reviewsare so super long! They're great!
Dimo: Brations of the cele!
Oh yeah! And you wanted to know how Ellix used Dream Dream Discharge? By converting energy? Here he is to elaborate!
Ellix: I used my Dream Dream powers to create an electrical generator in my body, and me winding my arms was producing energy for it...and yep, I forgot to make myself a suitable conductor...
If any of you have a question for Ellix, just ask away! It can be about his Devil Fruit, his past, his thoughts on people and things, or even his preferences! Now then, it's discalaimer time! Dimo?
Dimo: Author-sama does not have the owning of the Piece of One! Me, Ellix-sama and the Arc of Coloury Carnivalness he does have the owning of!