Aaron walked into the school, reading a newspaper's front page. It read

"Former Juvenile Delinquent Fights Sasuke Uchiha.

During a peaceful football game, a bleacher exploded. Aaron White (guitarist of Suterusu) flew, landing without injury onto the field. Sasuke walked from the north of the field, and..."

It had surprisingly little errors, with quotes from several of the students in Aaron's classes. Aaron listened to his iPod as he walked the halls, still wondering what would happen now that the whole school had seen him beat up Sasuke Uchiha. He was fairly sure that Sakura and Ino would send him death threats, and Naruto would insist he should get a girlfriend, but, other than that, Aaron didn't know what to expect.

Aaron turned off his iPod after putting his binder down in his seat that had previously been stolen by Sasuke, dryly thinking 'Sasuke won't be using it.'

"It's the big hero!" Naruto shouted, jumping over several rows of desks for no reason. "C'mon dude, follow me."

"Why?" Aaron asked, though he was fairly sure he knew the answer.

"I'm gonna get you a date!" Naruto said, dragging Aaron towards the door. Aaron sighed and followed him. While walking down the hallway, Naruto looking at every girl to pass by, Naruto said "What's with the shirts with quotes from video games and TV?"

Aaron looked down at his shirt, reading the quote 'I've covered war stories, ya' know' from Frank West in Dead Rising.

"Haters gonna hate," Aaron muttered. Naruto stopped walking when he saw Temari walked past.

"Go for it, dude." Naruto said.

"Nope," Aaron said, and quickly made a hand sign. He disappeared in a cloud of smoke, and Naruto frowned.

"Coward." Naruto said.

Aaron appeared in Kakashi's class room, a few inches from Hinata. Their faces were almost touching, and Hinata's face turned completely red as they looked into each other's eyes, though Aaron had much more shock in his.

"Oops." Aaron said, and disappeared again. He reappeared once more in front of the Akatsuki's class room. Aaron had asked around, finding out that the classroom had no teacher assigned to it; in fact, none of the staff had a key for it. Aaron knocked on the door, saying "Deidara, can I come in?"

"Sure-un." Deidara said, and the door opened. "Hey, put this on-un." Deidara handed Aaron a small white box, and Aaron raised an eyebrow. Nevertheless, the ex-convict opened the box, surprised to see a black zip-up hoodie with red clouds.

"Huh?" Aaron asked.

"Put it on-un." Deidara said.

"Does this mean I'm in the Akatsuki?" Aaron asked.

"Of course," Pain said. Aaron put the jacket on, though he didn't zip it up, so that people could see his shirt.

"It looks good on you-un!" Deidara laughed.

"Looks like we have a young Akatsuki member, Nagato." Konan said.

"Yep." Pain said. "Sorry we ran off yesterday, Aaron. We aren't exactly liked by the majority of people."

Aaron shrugged. "I don't know why. You guys are pretty cool."

"Thank you." Pain said.

"Hey, does white-eyes have a girlfriend?" Tobi asked. A vein in Deidara's head pulsed, and he tackled Tobi.

"We're in the Akatsuki-un! We don't talk about girlfriends-un!" Deidara shouted. Aaron pulled him off of Tobi, who sat back up.

"White-eyes is nice. Should have girlfriend." Tobi said.

"No, I don't have a girlfriend." Aaron sighed. "Everybody wants me to get one, though. It's really weird."

"Not really." Kisame said, taking the giant rectangle off of his back. He laid it on the ground, popped open the latches, and took out a black bass guitar. Aaron fell over with surprise. "Expecting something different?" Kisame asked, taking a bass pick out and playing 'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead.

"A little," Aaron admitted, standing back up.

"Good to see you all," a familiar voice hissed, and Aaron shivered as he turned around.

"H-Hello, Mr. O-Orochimaru." Aaron stuttered.

"White-eyes sound like pretty white-eyes girl." Tobi noted, and Deidara resisted the urge to kick him in the stomach.