Trinity Blood Idol- Attack of the Phantom Fan Clubs
Caterina: We're down to eight contestants now on Trinity Blood Idol and the completion is becoming fierce,. But we're clean out most of the blood stains.
Tonight we'll be looking at our contestant as children, though not all of the parents have come forward to acknowledge them.
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Seth: We're going to see the contestants as children?
Isaak: How revolting.
Seth: What was your life like as a child?
Isaak: I was a lonely orphan.
Seth: How sad.
Isaak: That's what my parents thought when I killed them.
Francesco: I was adorable as child.
Isaak: Puberty was hard on you, wasn't it man.
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Caterina: Our first contestant is Abel Nightroad.
(Overwhelming amount of girls screaming.)
(Abel sit's down next to Caterina)
Caterina: Wow, you have tons of fans.Look at all those girls.
Abel: (blushing) Maybe they're cheering for someone else.
Caterina: Nice try. Just look at that girl over there. Can we get a close up on her?
Hey, can you tell us about yourself.
(The crowd cheers)
Crusnik 02: (Screams) Abel, baby, I love you.
Caterina: Wow, do you have his name tattooed on your forehead?
Crusnik 02: Yes.
Caterina: Doesn't your employer mind?
Crusnik 02: She used to.
Caterina: She doesn't anymore.
Crusnik: Not since she fired me.
Caterina: That's what I call a fan.
Abel: (on cell phone) Yes, hello, Albion police department. Yeah, she's here. I just thought you should know.
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Francesco: Why don't I have a fan club?
Seth: Simple, no one likes you.
Francesco: Well, that's about to change.
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Caterina: Let's see what Abel was like as a child.
Seth: This is Abel as a baby. (Shows a test tube) As you see he has changed a lot.
When he got older he was such a cute kid. Here he is plotting the end of mankind. That's the year he got a big box a crayons.
This is his room. It's decorated with posters of his hero's Willy Wonka and Hersery.
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Crusnik in My Heart
(Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler)
Crusnik, every now and then I know
I'm little different in a way you can't understand
Crusnik, Every now and then I get a
Little bit tired of being the thing that you fear
Crusnik, Every now and then I get a
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Little bit weary living this life full of lies
Crusnik, Every now and then I see
You happy but then I see the fear in your eyes
Crusnik inside, every now and
Then it breaks my heart
Crusnik inside, every now and
Then I fall apart
But I won't give up the fight
Even if it last forever
And I'll do what is right
If I can this life better
So don't turn away tonight.
We can do this if were together
I will put life on the line
We can fight this battle it takes all of time
I want to live in light I tired of the dark
I can't live when I being pulled apart
I'm never gonna give up the fight
The battle start tonight
The battle start tonight
I tired of hiding away all my life
Now it time to do my part
How I'm gonna show
The Crusnik inside my heart
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Isaak: Wow that was a special voice. It's the kind of voice that destined to be heard in elevators and grocery stores.
Seth: Abel, you sang wonderful and I'm not just saying that because I'm your sister.
Isaak: I think the only one who could say that is his sister. Am I right Francesco?
Francesco: I thought his singing was beautiful.
Isaak: What?! You traitorous dog.
Caterina: Well there you have our popular seeking judge, vote for Abel 001.
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Caterina: Our next contestant is Leon.
(Girl start screaming)
Leon: Pretty amazing isn't it.
Caterina: Yeah, I never knew there were this many desperate woman.
Leon: Hey!
Caterina: Let's see Leon as a child.
Voice: Leon's parents haven't been let out yet…I…mean…they were unable to make it. His parole officer is sick, so it's up to me, his childhood next door neighbor, to share his story.
Leon: You got Mrs. Finkmirrer.
Finkmirrer: I always knew he would lead a troubled life. He used to ride up and down our street on his Harley tricycle, stealing the girl's Barbies and then making the girls kiss him to get them back. Disgraceful!
Leon: Oh yeah, those were the days.
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Billie Jean
(Michael Jackson)
I was so hot when I made the scene
You pretended not to mind because I said I was your one
On the dance floor, she said don't come around
I said come dance on the dance floor and she pushed me down.
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I found out her name was Billie Jean, and she is kinda mean
She was really cute, but to me, not all that fun
And she wouldn't go dance around
I know they say be careful what you do
Especially if she can tear you apart
And she won't believe me when I say I the one she loves
But be careful what you do or she might arrest you
Billie Jean is so my lover
She's my girlfriend though no one knew.
She denies but it's true
She denies but its true
She said it was lies, but I didn't ask twice
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Isaak: What do you mean Billie Jean is you lover? Billie Jean is my lover.
Seth: Billie Jean wouldn't be seen with either of you.
Francesco: I think she would be lovers to both of you…. Wait that didn't come out right…I think.
Caterina: While our judges fight over a fictional character, you can be just ridiculous as them and vote for Leon at 002.
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Caterina: Next we have Asta.
(Guys start whistling and cheer loudly Asta rolls her eyes)
Caterina: It looks like the guys have formed a fan club.
Asta: No, public fan clubs are one of the stupidity reserved for females.
Caterina: Well, I can't argue with that. Let's see Asta as a child.
(We see a home video of Asta as a little girl)
Mirka: Here is Asta on her 50th birthday. Doesn't she look pretty? Wave at the camera, Asta.
Mirka: Here she is opening here presents. Oh, isn't that beautiful. Hold it up.
Oh my goodness, Asolf just took off with her birthday present.
Asta give you father back his sword.
Oh no, she chasing him into the woods. We have to go get her.
Ion: We never saw Asolf again.
Asta: They act like I killed him. I only sent him into exile.
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I Won't Be Your Women
(Gladys Knight and the Pips - If I Were Your Woman)
I won't be your woman
You won't be my man
Cause there's no other woman
That is as good as I am
You don't have any strength
I have so much more
It doesn't make any sense
Though it's me you adore
I can't be your woman
I won't be you're woman
And you won't be my man
Yeah
You are plain crazy
And you're out of your mind
Because I so much better
Then anyone you'll ever find
It not hard to see
And you don't even know it
It'll never can be
And it's time that I show it
I won't be you're woman
To good to be you're women.
It something I won't do.
I'd never, no,no,no, love you
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Isaak: I don't understand. You act like someone would actually want you. It's not like you're me.
Seth: Please don't kill him on the stage. The janitor's union is rebelling against cleaning all the blood.
Francesco: I thought you were brilliant. I thought the song was brilliant. I think you outfit brilliant…..
Seth: To bad it doesn't matter because you an idiot.
Caterina: There you have our judges discussing blood shed and idiocy. Vote for Asta at 003.
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Caterina: Our last contest is Cain.
(Girls scream madly)
Girl: I love you Cain.
Caterina: Are you insane? He is a psycho villain.
Girl: But he is a hot psycho villain.
Caterina: I don't believe it.
Cain: Hotness covers a multitude of villainy.
Caterina: Let's look at his clip.
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Seth: When Cain and Abel were young they look exactly alike (shows another test tube)
Seth: Later one Cain white hair turned blond, though secretly I think he dyes it.
Cain: It's a lie.
Seth: He was sweet as a child but then puberty hit in and he changed.
Cain: I went from a sweet child to a love god, what do expect.
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I'll Be Hurting You
(Police - Every Breath You Take)
Everything I take
Everyone I hate
Every heart break
It's not a mistake
When I hurting you
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Oh, can't you see
It's such fun for me
To cause you such heartaches
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To see you break
Every time you shake
Every time you break
I know I'm not a fake
Another chance I take
At hurting you
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Since many have disappeared without a trace
And how I used to terrify every one, every place.
Though precious memories our something I can't replace
So I'm returning to town to the chase
You'll keep crying help, help, please...
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Never baked a cake
Or made a mistake.
Or jumped in a lake
Or ate a green steak
But I'll be hurting you.
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Isaak: I always love your songs, but this was sensational.
Seth: Wow that was a totally unbiased and unexpected opinion.
Francesco: I though it was fabulous too.
Seth: Would you quite sucking up. You not go too get a fan club.
Francesco: I don't know what you're talking about and yes I will.
Caterina: Well there you have the judges that give me nightmares. Vote for Cain is 004, you sick fan girls.
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