...One, two three—BAM! It's been two weeks. Augh, time flies. And I really should be updating my other stories.

Oh by the way guys... These few chapters have been more centered on Bandana Dee. Actually, Bandana Dee is actually the main character of this story, but I can't just ignore Waddle Doo, can I? So, while this chapter is centered on Bandana Dee, the next few chapters will be on Waddle Doo.

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Yes, that is VERY MUCH better.

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14: The Delivery

The action of delivering letters, packages, or ordered goods.

I'm sure you know what a delivery is. Be it mail, packages, or "Pizza hut delivery! 6222 6111!", you know the importance of delivery. If the delivery isn't sent, then how is the receiver supposed to receive the delivered goods?

Bandana Dee was summoned by Dedede, his fat good-for-nothing king. "Yes, Great King?" he asked, kneeling on one...um, knee.

The king laughed, not at all grateful Bandana Dee had stopped his game of Go Fish with Haddle and Waddle Doo just to answer Dedede's summon. Bandana Dee felt a flicker of annoyance. "I need you to deliver this letter, to Princess Korkat. I don't want that slow mailman doing it, you have to find a faster way, and if you don't, you're fired!"

This caused Bandana Dee to have a slight shock. He didn't want to get fired, and ther wasn't any faster... Oh, the silly king just wanted Bandana Dee to be fired. Straightening up his posture, Bandana Dee saluted. "Yes sir. It shall be delivered immediately, without any delay. Permission to leave?"

Dedede was slightly surprised. "Er...yeah."

Bandana Dee smirked to himself as he exited the throne room. He put his back to the wall—the area right next to the door to the throne room—and pushed, very similar to what he did when he and Waddle Doo were escaping Meta Knight. The wall rotated with him, and Bandana Dee walked down the green hallway to a door to the Minion Hallways. He was now in Corridor 174.

He took the Transporter to Corridor 200 and then leaped off. He walked to a rather lone corner of the hallway, and pushed a certain brick that opened up the pathway. As soon as Bandana Dee was in the pathway, the pathway was closed again.

Bandana Dee walked down the dark corridor, but was not afraid at all. He knew what was at the end. Once he reached a white door, he pushed, and then he was in a room with light.

"Welcome to the Secret Post Office," the receptionist said. The receptionist was a violet puffball and was apparently very old, had glasses...and was a she. She was an elderly lady, in any case. "What can I do for you, dear?"

"Um... Delivery to Princess Korkat." Bandana Dee rummaged in his bandana, where he stored the letter, and passed it to the elderly lady.

"Princess Korkat? Isn't she rather near Pupu Village, dear?" she asked, surprised.

"It's the king again, Mrs. Garret," Bandana Dee replied, sighing. Mrs. Garret, the receptionist, blinked and adjusted her glasses, then nodded.

"Ah... I see. No problem. It shall be delivered in two days, thank you. Have a nice day, dear." Mrs. Garret gave Bandana Dee a small wave before Bandana Dee left the Secret Post Office with a ping.

Ha, he had just beaten Dedede in his game of sorts.