Chapter 14: Rude Awakening and I mean RUDE!
A/N hope you liked the last one and this is chapter 14! I'm actually impressed I got this far. Hope you like this one and don't threaten me in your reviews for outstanding and prestigious crappiness or something… Please review, or else, well… wouldn't you like to know…
SPOV
Did I tell you how well Paul kisses? I'm sorry I got lost in all the pleasure… hmmm…naughty-naughty, I know, but a girl has to enjoy some things in life!
Paul is damn fine if I may say so again and I allow myself so there it is: FINE ASS, FINE ABS, FINE MOUTH, FINE EVERYTHING! Take that Kelly Prescott; you ain't the only one who got this piece of finesse!
Anyway, am falling into a daze what with all these hot-fumes…intoxicating. I can't believe five seconds ago I was wishing he would drop dead. Who was I kidding, anyway? Not you, I bet! I mean, who doesn't find him a supreme hottie even if he is a tad evil, womanizing and jerky?
But that's when the spell breaks because someone just opened the door and yelled, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING! Are you freaking crazy? That's gross… yuck, yuck! EWWWW!"
Alright, chill, it's not like we were uh, doing it, or that, or whatever… I mean, making out can't look THAT horrible, can it? I just lost a hell of a lot of my self-esteem just right now…
And I can hear Paul grumble something along the lines of, "If it isn't her brother, it's mine…."
Glad to know I'm not the only one embittered by the whole have-to-break-it-up thing. Sheesh, how does he do it with Kelly? And NO, EW not THAT!
Can't even use the pronoun 'It' without getting stared at… (A/N I CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT 'it' IS GRAMMATICALLY! Sorry… am I right?)
PPOV
I thought that Jack was trying to avoid Suze and me, but here he goes barging in her room the only time we get along… Well, one of them.
Suze looks pretty shocked, I think she's about to shove me off her, which would be quite upsetting, though I understand. Little brothers are quite a, uh, turn-off… (A/N Yikes…)
Jack looks like he saw a rat –yeah, the tyke is afraid of rats, go figure, first ghosts, now rats, kind of touchy isn't he?- and I feel like grabbing him by his collar and dragging him outside for one of those man-to-man talks. Not the one about sex, cause that's gross… but you know, the whole privacy-please talk.
Yeah, Jack definitely needs an update on that one, especially if he's planning to live here.
SPOV
I don't suppose Jack could stop looking at us like I just sprouted a wart or something AWFUL like that! Gross…mental images!
I think Paul is about to do something nasty, and I mean bad. So guess I have to take the role of the disciplined mature adult who's in complete denial… here it goes:
"Jack, nothing happened…" God, it even sounds crappy to my own ears. I doubt Jack no matter how gullible, will believe me. I'm not sure if Paul is getting mad as hell right now or cracking up with laughter… still wondering.
PPOV
HA! I can't believe she thinks that Jack is thick enough not to comprehend what was happening in this room five seconds before he rudely interrupted. I mean she already used the line, what? Three times, already. How many times does she think its going to work, or not-work?
A/N short chap I know but it's only the 'rude awakening', I doubt you want me to go on hour and hours about the same thing when there's so much juicier to get… wink…
Not that I exactly KNOW what the juicier is, but, I can always improvise.
Keep reading and reviewing or who knows I might convince Paul to turn gay with…. (Drum roll)…
Wouldn't you like to know? See you on the next chap, hopefully longer for you and well drastically long for me… sigh, the things I go through for fiction!