TGS: finally freed from the closet. HEL-

*slips on a banana peel then lands on an oil spill, sliding through the house, down the stairs to the basement, finally falling into the lava pit that was left uncovered*

Absol: Maybe I should have warned him…

*crickets sound*

Absol: Finnluver8o0 as you requested. The Messenger

It has come

The beast of

Doom

It brings

The warning

That danger

Is upon us

Flee for

The messenger

Has come

Absol: Send in ideas plz. The poor fool owns nothing from pokemon.