A/N: I couldn't help it. I just simply like the idea of everyone letting the fact that the boys know slide a little because they feel like they owe Agent P. And so, this really short one-shot was born. Enjoy!

A Collection of Common Nonsense

A Need-to-Know Basis

Major Monogram knew. Of course he knew; he hadn't become head of the OWCA for nothing. Plus, he figured that Agent P deserved a break from all the crap that the Agency had thrown at him over the years.

He couldn't tell if Carl knew or not. But if he didn't, Monogram didn't want to worry the poor intern over the fact that the equipment (that Carl usually ran all the time) was possibly malfunctioning.

So, he kept the information to himself.