an: spots dead this is so sad alexa play despacito
Peggy pov
I was planning on camping by the forbidden forest and as I was walking there I saw a big crowd outside of turtlefoot. They had really shocked expressions on there faces. Then I looked over toward the forbidden forest and I saw voldemort walking into it! Then davey came and pushed through the crowd and I followed him. Spot was laying on the ground and he wasn't moving! Davey checked if he was ok and he shook his head. Omg I can't beleive spot is dead! I started crying sadly. Davey picked up spot and carried him away. I stood there shockedly.
I heard a scream come from the castle. Race started running toward davey who was holding spot. He came over and saw spot and started sobbing. "No no no no noooo" he said cryingly.
Later that day umbrige gathered us all in the great hall. "Ok everyone… a student has died today. By completely coincidental things and not being killed by voldemort because voldemort is fake news. Yeah his death was an accident. Oh yeah I should probably tell you who died. It was… dramatic pause… spot conlon" umbrige speeched headmasterly. Everyone gasped sadly or started crying. Of course I already had known so I was already crying but everyone else was really suprised.
"ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO METAL VERSION" someone screamed sadly. The song started playing and we had a moment of silence for spot as the song played.
"So his funeral will be tomorrow" umbrige said deathly.
Alex was sitting next to me and he depressedly said "I have been to a lot of funerals because a lot of people I know have died like my mom from when she got sick and I did too but I didn't die which is why I was able to go to her funeral and my cousin from when he killed himself right after me and my brother moved in with him and my brother from when he died in the hurricane that also destroyed my whole town and my house and tehre were a lot of funerals because most of people in my town died and it was a lot of people that I knew since the town was so small i knew most people in the town but most of the pieple in the towm probably wouldn't of cared if I died so no one would of come to my funeral if I had died all of those times I almost died but I went to all there funerals because I was so sad that literally no one I knew was still alive and I was really sad just like I am now but I didn't have an alexa to play me despacito or despacito metal version which was really sad because I was really poor and the carryborn didn't have any alexas or the song despacito so whenever I was sad which happened a lot espacially since my dad left me and my mom died and my cousin died and my brother died and my entire town died and my house died but all of those times I was sad I never had an alexa to play me despacito which was also really sad so it was like double sad." It does sound like a very sad life where you can't listen to despacito whenever your sad. I nodded sympithetically.
I went to camp by the forbidden forest sadly. I was alone because I'm not letting the gorl scouts leave their secret dorm so umbrige doesn't catch them and make them leave. I was being very sad in my tent alone because I was very sad. My tent doesnt have an alexa so I couldn't play despacito sadly. I guess I just didn't anticipate one of my friends dying? I got ready for the funeral sadly. Then the door to mny tent opened and someone came in… i couldn't belief my eyes… it was spot! Not looking very dead anymore.
"ZOMBIE" I screamed suprisedly. But I was Ready. I have spent years and years preparing for what to do in case of a zombie apocolipse. I pulled out my battle axe.
Spot dodged all of the times I tried to hit him with my battle axe. He is suprisingly fast for a zombie so I guess the movies were wrong. I need to figure out what to do fast. I have trained my whole life for this moment. I screamed to myself "ACTIVATE ZOMBIE APPOCOLYPSE PLAN NUMBER FOUR THREE ZERO NINE FIVE SIX POINT EIGHT EIGHT FIVE ONE TWO ONE ZERO SIX ONE FOUR SEVEN THREE SIX FOUR TWO SUBSECTION ZERO ONE ONE NINE NINE FOUR EIGHT SEVEN SIX SEVEN SEVEN NINE TWO THREE ZERO NINE NINE EIGHT POINT FIVE FOUR THREE ONE ZERO EIGHT SEVEN NINE SIX FOUR NINE FOUR POINT THREE SIX NINE FIVE FIVE ZERO ZERO SIX ONE." The plan I was talking about was the code for fighting the zombie with my battle axes. I probably just could of not screamed out the whole name but I'm so excited for the zombie apocolypse to finally be here I'm getting kind of too into it.
I swung my battle axe at the zombie. I'm way too out of practice with my battle axe since I haven't had an apocolypse preparations meeting in a while. I've spent countless hours memorizing the names of all the plans for zombie apocolypses amd what they were. It's finally here.
Spot the zombie grabbed the battle axe out of my hand and with strength I didn't even know zombies had he pulled it out of my hand. I pulled out my backup battle axe. He grabbed that too. I got out my third battle axe.
"Seriously peggy how many battle axes do you have" spot asked zombily. Huh I didn't know zombies could talk.
"I never leave home without at least 7 battle axes" I explained preparedly. I was running out of battle axes to fight him with because he kept pulling them out of my hand. Then I got out my last battle axe but it was a different type of battle axe… but still a battle axe. The second I realized that I had it I knew the zombie was done for. I pulled out the can of axe body spray and sprayed it all over the zombie. I used the whole can which is basically what people who actually use axe do anyway and he gagged and fell on the ground.
I pulled my shirt over my nose so I didn't have to breath the axe but I still ended up breathing it anyway. Why does this stuff exist. I was gathering my zombie apocolypse survival kit which I also never leave home without and all of my battle axes when spot started to talk again. "Wait peggy…. let me explain…" he said coughingly.
"Why should I listen to a ZOMBIE" I said meanly.
"Dude I'm not even a zombie" spot said humanly. How is he not a zombie? I saw him die amd now he's come back to life? I can't think straight with all of the axe in here. I'll need a new tent. I motioned him to come outside. "I can't come outside or people might see that I'm not dead" he said explainingly.
"Wait but for real you aren't a zombie" I asked disappointedly. I really wanted the zombie apocolypse to be here after all of that preparation.
"Sorry to disappoint you" he said sarcastically. "I'll explain everything… just is there anywhere we can go that doesn't smell like axe? Like do you have 7 backup tents just like you apparently have 7 backup battle axes? Where do you even keep those anyway?"
"Smart people know exactly where they store there battle axes. And I don't have 7 backup tents. Who has 7 backup tents?" I asked battleaxely.
"Who has 7 backup battle axes?" Spot asked suprisedly.
"I have a second tent in my dorm I'll go get. And don't worry I won't tell anyone your not dead" I said leavingly. "But you aren't a zombie right?"
"No peggy I'm not." Spt said annoyedly.
"Ok good" I saod and I left the tent and I finally got some fresh air. But also as soon as I opened the tent door the axe spread everywhere. The entire forbidden forest will smell like ace for weeks. This is all spots fault for not being dead. Actually now that I think of it I'm happy he's alive. I forgot about that part.
I walked up into the common room to get my second tent.
"PEGGY WHYDO YOU SMELL LIKE AXE" angelica asked yellingly. Everyone in the common room plugged there noses.
"Oh yeah. I sort of… accidentally… sprayed axe everywhere in my tent" I explained smellingly.
"But isn't that zombie apocolypse plan number four three zero nine five six point eight eight five one two one zero six one four seven three six four two subsection zero one one nine nine four eight seven six seven seven nine two three zero nine nine eight point five four three one zero eight seven nine six four nine four point three six nine five five zero zero six two?" Angelica asked concernedly.
"Come on angelica. Obviously it's zombie apocolypse plan number four three zero nine five six point eight eight five one two one zero six one four seven three six four two subsection zero one one nine nine four eight seven six seven seven nine two three zero nine nine eight point five four three one zero eight seven nine six four nine four point three six nine five five zero zero six ONE. How can you call yourself my sister? Only my true sister would know that so obvisously you aren't my sister. I can't beleive this. You traitor. You're gonna get caught by the zombies when the apocolypse comes and I'm gonna let them get you. I'm gonna look you right in the eye as your brains get eaten. Maybe then it will be important for you to know something so obvious. Seriously angelica. How do you not know that." I said offendedly.
Then another person that I didn't recognize started talking. "I knew what zombie apocolypse plan number four three zero nine five six point eight eight five one two one zero six one four seven three six four two subsection zero one one nine nine four eight seven six seven seven nine two three zero nine nine eight point five four three one zero eight seven nine six four nine four point three six nine five five zero zero six one was." Oh yeah my other sister. What's her name again? Erica? Elise? Ebenezer?
"Thank you… olga." I said thankfully. She looked confused. Oops wrong name I guess. "At least someone in the family took the time to know the zombie apocolypse plans. I won't let the zombies eat you."
"Wow thanks" eliza said sarcastically.
"But why did you use a zombie apocolypse plan" angelica asked zombily.
"Uhh… I thought I saw a zombie… but it was actually…" I looked around for something I could pertend I thought was a zombie "a bear! Yeah it was a bear. But I sprayed it with axe and used all if my battle axes so it left. But now I need a tent that doesn't smell like axe" I said suspiciously. I left before they could think anything was suspicious.
I got the tent from my dorm and I was gonna leave before anyone talked to me but then I saw race wearing a huge black dress and mascara. "Woah race what's with the outfit" I asked suprisedly.
"It's for the funeral remember" he said sadly.
"OH RIGHT I forgot that…" I almost slippdd up and said I forgot that everyone thought spot was dead but I caught myself and said "spot was dead." Race started sobbing again and I just left. What a great friend.
I went and put my tent up in a different area where it didn't smell like axe and then I told spot he could come to the new tent.
"Ah that's so much better" spot said notsmellingaxely.
"Ok now maybe you should explain why you aren't dead" I said suggestingly.
"Oh yeah. Well it all started a few days ago…" spot started storyly. "Davey came up to me all sad because apparently john was telling him how turtlefoot is better and they got in this whole argument about which school is better and then john brought up the fact that turtlefoot had never been attacked by voldemort so that made davey all mad and stuff."
"Awwwww my ship" I said shippingly.
Spot just ignored me and went on. "Yeah so I agreed to help him with that."
"so you got a whole voldemort to come to the school?" I asked confusedly. That sounds like a very stupid thing to do.
"No actually that wasn't voldemort" spot explained cleverly. "That was davey in makeup. You have no idea how long I had to spend teaching davey how to pretend to be voldemort. He would not stop saying snake facts."
"Wait… but I literlaly saw him right after voldemort left" I said rememberingly.
"Yeah we may or may not have stolen a time turner" spot said illegally.
"That's so cool. Can I have it" I asked excitedly.
"Yeah sure I guess we don't need it anymore" spot said.
"Yesssss" I said celebratingly. There are so many illegal things I can do with a time turner. "But what was the point of faking your death. You could of just had no one die"
"That was just for fun" spot said casually.
"Dude that's so mean. Your so mean. You haven't seen how sad race was" I said madly.
"At my fuberal I'm gonna make this dramatic reveal and he won't be mad at me" spot said confidently.
"If you say so" I said beleivingly. "Anyways your funeral is in like 5 minutes we should go."
And then we left for the funeral. 2 non zombie people that were definately human and did not enjoy eating brains at all.
an: i didn't finish saying the author note from the last chapter. What I meant to say was oof I bet you thought that I would never actually kill a charachter. Well your right. I'll probably wait to kill any characters until like way later so that I don't have to write too much without them. If I ever end up killing any idk. Although there are the charactera that I never use…