Yay! Not dead~

When the group found that their spray paint had been depleted, they figured it was time to go on with the pranks. They decided to meet in Daath's library since they hadn't trashed that place yet and it was public enough that the God Generals couldn't kill them on the spot. Anise's long suspicions of the God Generals knowing of their plan were ultimately confirmed when they had found Dist's robots patrolling the halls at night chanting, 'Kill Luke group! Kill Luke group!'. There was also the facts of Legretta pulling out her guns on them several times for no reason, Asch's constant glower and scowl, not to mention the new addition of him flipping them the birdie, Largo always reminding them the Yulia and Lorelei are watching them, Sync throwing new pranks at them such as putting glue on the toilets of the Albiore, and Arietta threatening to eat them in their sleep.

"I think," She said to the group as they all piled books up into a tower, "That they're onto us."

"Mieu, I agree~!" Mieu said as he floated to the top of the tower and stood at the peak. When the others looked away, Jade calmly whispered to Mieu that he would dissect him one of these days. The cheagle immediately flew to Luke's shoulder and cowered.

"Okay, what do you want to do about it." Guy asked, balancing a pencil at the tip of his nose.

Anise smirked and slammed a hand on the table, causing the other library participants to shush her. Anise ignored them and announced loudly to the group. "Okay! First, we invent a memory eraser, using only alcohol as the main ingredient. Then, we erase the part where they suspect us and we continue our pranks."

"That's great Anise, but what if we erase all of their memory? I've already had to start over with Luke and I don't want to restart with Asch." Natalia quipped. Anise faltered and sat back down, pouting over her failure.

"Boo. We better get this list done then. If we stopped here, the authoress wouldn't know what to do with the story." Anise jested. The group nodded and looked what was next on the list. 'Ask Legretta stupid question until she reaches for her guns...'

They sat in mute silence before, "I nominate Luke!" Anise shouted. She was shushed again by the librarian and the people around them.

"What?! Why me?!" Luke shouted. Another shush from the crowd.

"Because," Anise said in a lower voice, "You're the most likely to survive out of all of us."

"That's not true. Tear's the one who will survive, not me. Besides, Legretta already has a grudge on me." Luke yammered, trying to keep his voice suppressed.

"I prefer keeping relations with the Major as stable as possible." Tear remarked, glaring at Luke slightly.

"You might as well do it Luke. I mean the vote's unanimous." Guy smiled proudly, the pencil he was balancing now teetering vertically on the tip of his nose.

"Fine, but you have to help me. You are my servant after all." The pencil fell from Guy's nose. The blond gave the red head an incredulous look.

"Luke, I can't believe you pulled that card." He said, horrified.

"Better believe it. Since you can provide a quick getaway I say you're the best choice to do this." Luke commented.

Guy blanched and shook his head no, "You're crazy."

"Why don't you both just ask her questions. You're both gullible and I've found you're pretty fast at fleeing from women." Jade noted, smiling menacingly at the two. Guy and Luke were going to stand up for themselves until Jade fixed them with an icy stare. They shuttered when Jade turn back towards Anise, disturbed once again by Jade. They were once again sent into shudders when the fonist suddenly snapped his head in their direction.

"Shall we begin?" Jade asked.

/

Legretta paced down the hallway, looking for any lost tourists that had had the misfortune of wandering down the hallways of death. Instead of finding lost souls that had given up on life, she found Guy and Luke coming down the hallway towards her, nervous smiles dancing on their faces. Guy especially seemed to hyper-ventilating more out of the two of them.

"H-Hi Legretta." Luke stuttered. "Uh...we..uh." Suddenly, a piano dropped from the sky and smashed Luke, dragging him down to the next floor below. Guy stared in horror at where his friend had used to been, not sure how to react.

"Sorry!" Someone called from the floor in which the piano had dropped from.

"I- I don't understand." Legretta said stiffly. "Were you asking me if he could get hit by the piano?"

"N-no...That's not! I-Um I..." With a sharp salute Guy ran away as fast as he could, towing Luke with him, still not sure about what he had to do.

/

Take 2

"H-Hi Legret-t-ta." A now injured Luke said, holding his cast up. "Do you want to sign my cast?"

"I can do that Luke. Do you have something to sign it with?" She said, walking a bit closer to him. Guy took a few steps back out of fear.

"Um yeah, hold on...its right...Guy, where did my magic marker go?" Luke asked turning to the servant.

"You had it..." Guy muttered. Luke's eyes went wide and he turned to Legretta.

"Erm...We'll be back. RETREAT!" The two best friends sprinted for the halls, looking for the marker as they went. This left a very confused and slightly bemused Legretta.

/

Take 3

"Found iiiittt!" Luke called down the hallway. Legretta stopped mid-pace and looked backwards at the red head. Her bemused smile never left, especially since she managed to catch an injured servant hobbling behind Luke, grumbling about stupid friendships. He was covered in bandages at random spots all over his body.

"I'm glad you found your marker Luke. What happened to Guy...?" She asked, glancing behind him. Guy seemed to be trying to draw attention away from himself when she said this.

"Oh, well it turns out Lillian stole the marker cause it smelled like meat and punctured a hole in it. She was pretty angry that she had black, icky teeth so she attacked the first thing that came into view, which happened to be Guy." Luke explained, ignoring or not noticing Guy's frantic attempts to shut him up, "But luckily we have a back up marker. Now you can sign my cast!" Luke handed the black shiny marker to the general with his free arm, pulling his cast up for the her to sign.

Legretta examined it closely to see some of her other colleges odd signatures on it. They had even got Arietta's and Pierre's (Daath's timid bird watcher) signature. Surprise, surprise. The blond took the marker from Luke and took the cap off the top. She was about to sign her name on it when their was a burst of gravel from behind. She turned around quickly to see a small mole staring at her, a small hole in the floor from where it had emerged.

"What the-" She was cut off from any action yet again when the whole hallway seemed to rumble. In a split second, the whole area was filled with moles. Way to many to fend off if they were given the chance.

"Is this part of Daath's underground contract?" Luke asked, noting how particularly sharp their claws were.

"Not that I know of...?" Legretta offered. One of the moles clicked his claws together harshly before pointing at the group of humans. They seemed to issue a battle cry before they all started moving rapidly towards the group. Legretta, Luke, and Guy all turned and ran from the mob, only to fall through the floor where the moles had dug under.

/

Take 4

Legretta looked woefully at Luke and Guy as they approached. It had taken a day for them to get help out the hole the moles had dug for them, getting help from Asch, Sync, and Largo after they almost stumbled into another pitfall. It had been even worse since beforehand the moles had stood at the ground above them and jeered.

"Hi Legretta." There was an awkward silence here before Luke shuffled forward with his broken arm. "Wanna sign my cast?"

Legretta found this simple question to irritate the hell out of her. "No," She gritted her teeth, "I don't believe I will."

"Why?"

Another irritating question. "Because," She stressed, "Whenever I try to do something around you it always ends in misfortune."

"That's not true. I mean, you still have Van. Oh wait. I forgot that it was an unrequited love." Luke said blankly.

"Why YOU LITTLE-" Legretta shrieked, right before a piano fell on top of Guy, whom had been standing off to the side.

"Sorry!" Someone called from the floor above.

"Why? Why me?" Guy croaked from under the piano. Legretta and Luke backed away from each other like each other was the plague. As Luke helped his servant out from under the pile of wood and strings, Legretta walked away briskly, fuming slightly at Luke's comment.

"He just doesn't know, that's it." She hissed, shooting a knight with a stun pellet when he tried to offer her the daily report. "He just isn't aware..." She laughed a ghostly laugh, making the other knights drag their buddy away before retreating themselves.

/

Jade and Anise watched from the camera room at the calamity that the few days had brought. Anise tapped her chin thoughtfully, glancing back at Natalia and Tear playing 'Speed' in the background, before looking at Jade.

"Does this count?" She asked looking at the sullen Legretta and then at the grieving Luke and Guy.

"I'd say so. I believe this turned out better than we had expected. Who would have known that saving that one mole at Keterburg would result in such a marvelous turnout." Jade tittered, spinning slightly in his swivel chair. Anise gaped, Tear dropped her cards, and Natalia won the game by accident when her last card fell into place out of stupor.

"Colonel! YOU'RE the one who sent the moles at them?!" Anise exclaimed. Jade merely glanced at her out of the corner of his eye and smiled lightly.

"We can't make it too easy for them can we?" He stated, tapping his fingers lightly on the control board.

Anise gave him one disbelieving look before taking a quill and crossing out number 9 on the list.