Waking up in the morning, checking his inbox, only to get more disasters. Our favorite strategist's daily activities, folks.
To: Xun Yu
No. I'm certainly not going to involve another character who's just as important as me in this shit. I'm WAY too tired at this already, but what can I do?
Jia Xu
To: Li Yingqi
Okay, first thing's first, let me explain with full details regarding those three objections:
1. Well, I'm saying it's your fault for serving under Lu Bu at the first place, because that'll mean you KNOW your uncle is going to oppose your boss sooner or later because of that rotten pig!
2. In that case, then it's YOUR UNCLE's fault.
3. Then good for you!
But then again, if you've already forgiven him, then good for you. Oh, and by the way, I'm not going to visit you anytime soon, or later. You're not even real, and I'm TIRED of having to deal with that freaky voodoo boy ever again!
P.S.: Not poisoned (though I'd say it could be a possibility…), but her food is just FUCKING AWFUL. Seriously, do NOT try them.
P.P.S.: For the last goddamn-motherfucking TIME! I am NOT (and was NOT)! A YELLOW TURBAN! MINE IS BLUE!
Jia Xu
To: Sun Quan
Oh. Okay, you're welcome. And…what's the purpose of sending that tiger here?
Jia Xu
To: Sun Quan
What? What's my fault? I'm simply doing what's right.
Jia Xu
To: Sun Quan
Well, I'm from Wei. True, I'm not ACTIVELY straining your relationship with Shu, but if it did then it would benefit Wei. Plus, having an affair is a great crime. Especially if it doesn't make any fucking sense whatsoever. I'm simply doing my job. Especially since I have a knack for drifting people apart from each other. I'm not in any fault here! So send that tiger away!
Jia Xu
To: Sun Quan
What an idiot.
Jia Xu
To: Sun Quan
Why in the hell would I keep it around?! It's already a pain in the ass to babysit a voodoo-BDSM gay couple!
Jia Xu
To: Sun Quan
Oh…really? Hmm…I see. Maybe this tiger could be some use to me, after all. Hehehe…
Jia Xu
To: Sun Quan
Oh, and one more thing. You sure this tiger won't suddenly break free from its cage and wreck the hell outta my house? I swear I'm gonna declare a war on you guys if it ever happened.
Jia Xu
To: Sun Quan
Oh, that's good.
Jia Xu
To: Sun Quan
What the…you jackass.
Jia Xu
To: Sun Quan
Touché. Okay then, better be going.
Jia Xu
To: Akechi Mitsuhide
Uh, right. Though to be fair, I didn't play with her, per se.
Jia Xu
To: Akechi Mitsuhide
Well, I was just reading her a very…interesting book.
Jia Xu
To: Akechi Mitsuhide
Well, um, it's the book that she said you read to her everytime she goes to sleep. I can't put my finger on its name.
Jia Xu
To: Akechi Mitsuhide
Um, yes. That. Speaking of which, I also tried to ask you about this, but I forgot.
Jia Xu
To: Akechi Mitsuhide
Ooh. If you say so, I suppose I won't tell it to anyone. Can't guarantee if I somehow revealed it on accident, though. Haha!
Jia Xu
To: Akechi Mitsuhide
Hahahahahaha. Okay, okay, you know what, your secret safe's with me. To be fair, I also found the book to be quite interesting. It sorta like described the relationship I had- argh, nevermind what I just said!
Jia Xu
To: Cao Rui
Uhh…sure thing. I don't see a problem with you keeping it.
Jia Xu
To: Cao Rui
Huh? Who the hell told you that?
Jia Xu
To: Cao Rui
Pussy? Err…okay, I think you mistook 'that' pussy as this pussy. But I suppose it's a good thing. A fucking good thing.
Jia Xu
To: Cao Rui
But seriously, who told you about that?
Jia Xu
To: Cao Rui
What?
Jia Xu
To: Cao Rui
What the…okay, if you want to retain your and your friends' lives, make sure your father do NOT know about this!
Jia Xu
To: Cao Rui
Because you'll ALL be beyond fucked if he ever finds out!
Jia Xu
To: Jia Mu
Mu, how could have you done this?!
Jia Xu
To: Jia Mu
Like really! YOU'RE the one who gave Cao Rui bad influences, aren't you!
Jia Xu
To: Jia Mu
WHAT! Argh, I always knew it would come back to this!
Jia Xu
To: Jia Mu
By the way, you're grounded! No rums for an entire month!
Jia Xu
To: Guo Jia
Seriously, how many times should I tell you?!
Jia Xu
To: Guo Jia
I mean, you should look over your goddamn child! Seriously, he's giving my child bad influences!
Jia Xu
To: Guo Jia
You're too drunk to even watch over him?! And let him raid your porn stash?!
Jia Xu
To: Guo Yi
Hey, you! How dare you to give bad influences to my son! I shall punish you for this!
Jia Xu
To: Guo Yi
That's because your dad is too drunk to even notice you! Okay, here, hold this baozi over here.
Jia Xu
To: Guo Yi
So? Hello? You're there? (Yes! He didn't answer!)
Jia Xu
To: Guo Jia
Noisy sounds upstairs? Nooo…it's just your son making some ruckus.
Jia Xu
To: Guo Jia
I did it. Is something the matter?
Jia Xu
To: Guo Jia
Well, I said that because your son pissed me off, and so I just sent to him a proper punishment. That's all. So I didn't lie to you.
Jia Xu
However, the moment Jia Xu was typing this, suddenly a billiard ball came and hit his head. Turning his head around, he found Guo Jia with an intense murderous rage. He then proceed to brutally beat down Jia Xu, causing this letters segment to be cut short. Will he survive and let the letters segment go on? Or will he die in the cruelest way imaginable, leaving this letter segment in the dust?
Yeah, by the way I used that excuse because I just couldn't find proper ideas for a funny story this time, okay. I'm very sorry. I am very tired today and can't do much. Please leave a review and good day for all of you good sirs.