Katniss, Gale, and Beetee were sitting in a conference room in District Two with other members of the rebellion. They had left District Thirteen after Katniss couldn't handle being in the same vicinity as her hijacked star crossed lover. Gale had left with Beetee to help him with weapons work. They promised they would update Haymitch, Finnick, and Johanna about their progress. Johanna was still recovering in the hospital, but Beetee had given her an iPhone before he left. Katniss, Gale, and Beetee were taking a break from a strategy meeting to connect with the rest of the team.
NerdonWheels: Greetings everyone! Beetee here!
WeaponsRawesome: WE'RE GONNA DO IT! WE'RE GONNA BUST SNOW'S NUTS! HELL YEAH!
Hott4Annie: Gale, it doesn't take much to bust those shrivel prunes, bro!
ReluctantMockingjay: EW! FINNICK! How do you - no - NO - DO NOT EVER TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT OUR DICTATOR IN CHIEF!
AxetheCapitol: The Capitol made Finnick do every high official once he hit the tender age of 18, brainless!
Hott4Annie: JO! That was supposed to be a SECRET!
NeverMentoringEverAgain: How do we always manage to talk about Finnick's body?
NerdonWheels: Well - technically we were talking about where his body was -
Hott4Annie: Annie think mine are as firm as a dolphin's behind BTW!
AxetheCapitol: [barf]
WeaponsRawesome: I wish The Mockingjay could say the same thing about me! OH GOD - OW - OH - SHE JUST KICKED ME!
ReluctantMockingjay: GALE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU'D BETTER BE GLAD THAT I'M NOT ARMED!
NerdonWheels: With her accuracy, she could've taken out both your twins, Gale.
AxetheCapitol: BRAINLESS! GALE, FINNICK, AND VOLTS! SHUT UP ABOUT MAN PARTS! We have a REVOLUTION TO FIGHT! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT, GALE?
WeaponsRawesome: The Nut! The militarized mountain here in Two! Volts and I are taking that baby DOWN!
ReluctantMockingjay: He's going to blow up a bunch of miners :(
NerdonWheels: Actually, he's going to trigger landslides trapping many of them in the mountain, but we will leave an exit per The Mockingjay's request.
ReluctantMockingjay: YES, because GALE SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN that OUR FATHERS were killed in a mine explosion!
Hott4Annie: Wait - you guys are both related? Brother from another m -
ReluctantMockingjay: NO, FINNICK! HELL NO! Our fathers worked in the SAME MINE and we both happen to live in the Seam - or - did... Finnick, FOCUS!
NeverMentoringEverAgain: Where are you BTW, Finnick?
Hott4Annie: My compartment playing Annie versus Mr. EEL!
NerdonWheels: Is it related to the game we used to play called Wiress versus Mr. Extension Cord?
AxetheCapitol: VOLTS SHUT UP! Oh my god - oh my brain - OH GOD, MENTAL IMAGE!
ReluctantMockingjay: ANYWAYS, you GUYS! After GALE AND BEETEE blow up some miners and they die horrible deaths like my father and Gale's (DIFFERENT) father did, what does Plutarch have in mind?
NeverMentoringEverAgain: He'll see. If all goes well, we're going to invade the Capitol!
AxetheCapitol: HELL YES BRING IT, SNOW!
NeverMentoringEverAgain: Oh, and heads up, Katniss, Jo, and Finnick, you guys might be in a unit together if we get to ground fighting in the Capitol.
ReluctantMockingjay: Ok. I'll train here in Two.
AxetheCapitol: Yay, Just let me have my axe.
Hott4Annie: Do I have to train? I mean - my muscles are SOLID! Just ask Annie!
NeverMentoringEverAgain: Yes, Finnick.
Hott4Annie: Annie and I find ways to exercise in our compartment...
AxetheCapitol: Yes, but um - you won't be bringing down the Capitol with the sole use of - uh - "Mr. EEL!"
Hott4Annie: Darn.
NerdonWheels: Well, we're needed back in the strategy room. Catch you all later! We'll chat right before the missiion!
[end of chat]