Disclaimer: I do not own any Legend of Zelda characters. This is a story I have created and not a part in anyway making me money... I am poor... and possibly more so now having written this...
Anyway, please enjoy, and if you find that I have any problems, misspellings, or even if I am terrible at this, tell me... but be respectful. Hope you like it!
Act four Scene one: Waking Up
Scene opens to Rauru standing over Link who is sleeping. He kicks Link's side a little.
Rauru: Rink… wake up… Rink, the chosen one.
Link opens his eyes slightly and shakes his head.
Link: Navi, you said I could sleep for as long as I wanted. Leave me alone, I got the Spiritual Stones already.
Rauru: Rink!
Link: Oh dear Goddesses! What did Ganon do to you Navi! (grabbing Rauru by the shoulders)
Rauru: (Clears throat) I am Rauru, that's your fairy.
Link turns to Navi sitting gleefully by herself.
Rauru: Because of your idiocy, I was forced to put you in here. Ganondorf has taken over the kingdom and it's arr thanks to you asshore!
Link: Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess-
Rauru: I am no princess! This is the Chamber of Rearms, and I am the Sage of Right! (Navi and Link both look at him) … The Master Sword is a brade which evir may never touch-
Link: I saw him holding it!
Rauru: (Ignoring Link) Onry one worthy of the titre Hero of Time may purr it from the Pedestar of Time.
Link: Didn't I just do that? Holy crap I'm the Hero of mo'foing Time!
Rauru: However, you were too young to be the Hero of Time. Therefore, your spirit was seared here for seven years. And now that you are ord enough, the time has come for you to awaken as the Hero of Time.
Link: (Looking at Navi) Am I about to enter the Matrix?
Navi: Oh my goodness Link, look at yourself! You're big now! You've grown up… (whispers as Link looks at himself) in body, not mind.
Rauru: Enough with gawking at yourserf! You must find the other five Sages.
Link: Why?
Rauru: You'rr need them to herp sear Ganon away. Now go! Find the other Sages and save Hyrure!
Scene brightens into white.
Please know, I am not a racist; I just see the humour in accents. I am deeply sorry if anyone finds this offensive.
Let me know what you think please!