Bella's Revenge(continuation of Kinkos)
BPOV
When I woke up, I burst out laughing, startling Edward and causing myself to fall off of the bed. Edward had his arms around me before I hit the ground. "What is wrong with you?" he asked. I couldn't stop laughing to answer his question. My plan was genius!
When I finally calmed down, Edward pulled me into his lap. "Would you mind telling me what all that was about?" he asked. I shook my head.
"I'm sorry baby, but I can't tell you," I said. There was a good chance that someone would hear if I told him, and I wasn't willing to take that chance. Edward put his forehead against my cheek and breathed down my neck and shirt.
"Why not?" he asked. He was clearly trying to dazzle me, and sadly, the effects were taking its toll. I willed myself not to let it take over me.
"Because...I just can't," I managed to get out. He began to kiss my collar bone, each kiss getting more passionate the farther up my neck he got.
"But I wanna know," he begged. I stopped breathing. I knew that was one of his weaknesses. When I stopped breathing, my heartbeat was much stronger, as weird as that sounds. It was stronger for only a little while though. Edward pulled back and stared at me questioningly.
"Bella? Breath!" he commanded. I could feel my face beginning to change color. I let out the breath slowly. He started back up again right after I was done catching my breath. Dang it. As much as I hated to do it, I needed to get him away from me or my plan would seep through the cracks. I let him kiss me one last time.
"ALICE! EMMETT!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. Quickly as I could, I kissed Edward and then his siblings came to my rescue. Alice pulled my out from his grasp and Emmett gave Edward the shame finger and held him back so we could get out of the room. I heard Edward growling, but then I heard him explain to Emmett.
"She's up to something. I was just trying to get it out of her". Oh great, now Emmett was going to try and get it out of me too.
JPOV
It suddenly got much easier to breath. Emmett and Edward had left the house. I inched my way out of my room and walked into the family room. I sat down cautiously and waited for something to happen. Nothing did, so I flipped on the TV and relaxed. Then, Bella came.
She slid next to me on the couch and sat motionless. Then, she spoke. "Jasper, I need those pictures of Emmett from the photocopy machine last night," she said. I shook my head.
"No Way. Sorry hun". She sat quietly for a few seconds, and then started back up again.
"Let me say that again. I need those pictures," she demanded. I laughed at the game she was playing, but still shook my head. Then, she got that scary evil grin on her face from last night and my laughing ceased.
"You know I saw that picture, right?" she said. I choked on air.
"What?" I squeaked. She giggled.
"Mmmmhm, you heard me. Now, about those pictures?" she hinted. I flew into my room and came back with the pictures of Emmett's ass. I handed them to her and sighed a sigh of relief when she smiled nicely at me.
"Do you have any pictures of Emmett's face?" she asked me. Again, I ran up to my room and came back with several pictures of Emmett. "Awww, thanks. Now, I have one more favor to ask," she said. I sighed at her.
"Bella, what do you need?" she smiled.
"I need a computer, a scanner, and photoshop. Do you have any?" she asked nicely. I had them all.
"And if I don't?" I teased. Her smile disappeared.
"Well, then that lovely picture of your's will be blown up and pasted onto the school's gym floor. Don't underestimate me Jasper Whitlock. You will regret the day you do. Now, about that last favor?" she said through her teeth.
Good lord! I had no idea Bella could be so...forceful. Edward was slowly inching his way toward the top of my "manly man" list. Immediately after her death promise, I surrendered.
BPOV
Normally, I would be guilt-ridden by this point. I didn't even know I could be that mean, but in the process of revenge, all manners, family ties, and common sense disappears. Jasper led me up to his room and pulled out a laptop and a scanner.
"Do you know how to do everything?" he asked me hesitantly.
"Yes, I do. Thanks Jasper," I said. I was suddenly glad for those computer art classes I forced myself through in Phoenix. He left the room and I went to work.
After scanning in the picture of Emmett's rear, I scanned in a picture of him flashing one of the famous 'Cullen Smiles'. After fifteen minutes of cutting and pasting, I had moved Emmett's eyes to the butt, moved his smile so it was creeping out of the crack, and then positioned the nose so it was coming out of the crack directly. Then I added his arms to the side, but I put little sticks on the bottom for lets. Then I blew the picture up and burst out laughing. I laughed so hard, the bed shook. I couldn't breath.
In seconds, Edward ran in the room. I snatched my hand forward and grabbed the zip drive before he could see anything. The work vanished off of the screen and I stuck the drive down my shirt so it sat perfectly in the space between my bra. Edward didn't dare try to get it. I managed to get this done while I was still laughing uncontrollably. Edward pulled me into his arms and buried his face in my hair.
"Please Bella, what on earth is so funny?" he begged. I was laughing so hard, tears were spilling down my cheeks.
"No!" I choked out. "Jasper!" I called out. It took him a little longer than it should have, but he still got there quickly. Edward looked hurt. I was laughing too hard to try and comfort him. Edward stood up stiffly and left the room. Jasper touched my shoulder and I calmed down.
"What is it?" he asked me. I pulled him closer and whispered in his ear as quietly as I could.
"Sneak me over to Kinkos". Jasper nodded his head and walked over to the window. All too quickly, he was a blur. I wondered where Edward went. Obviously he wasn't around to hear Jasper's thoughts.
Jasper had fashioned an escape out the window and he pushed me towards it. "Jump down, I will be waiting in the car," he whispered and then disappeared. I grabbed onto the sheets and jumped. Jasper pulled up front in a black Porsche. I didn't know he had one of those! I hurried in and he sped off toward the Kinkos.
When we pulled up, Jasper and I got out and walked into the store. I cleared my throat nervously and grabbed the zip drive out of my shirt. Jasper chuckled. I plugged it into the computer and hit the mega-print button. The picture was blown up to 48"x 52". I hit print twenty times. Jasper walked over to the machine and pulled the picture out.
"BELLA!" he roared over the laughter. "You are now my idol!" he said. Jasper was on the floor clutching his sides. I smiled with satisfaction.
"Now, would you like to help me decorate the school with these babies?" I asked. He shook his head vigorously and then raced me out to the car with the prints tucked under his arm. We raced over to the school and Jasper ran around, putting them up. I ran forward and put some up myself. Together, we were done in five minutes. Jasper and I laughed freely on the way home.
When I walked in the house, Edward was mad. "Isabella Marie Swan, I come back into that room to find an escape out the window, Jasper's car is gone and the both of you are no where to be found. You have some serious explaining to do!" he said.
"Sorry Daddy, I want you to meet my new obsession. His name is Jasper," I joked. Edward's eyes turned black.
"You don't mean to tell me that-" he stuttered. I ran forward and slapped him
"EDWARD!" I screamed. "GET A GRIP! IM NOT CHEATING ON YOU! MUCH LESS WITH YOUR OWN BROTHER! THATS JUST SICK!" I screamed. He shrank back. I seemed to be surprising everyone with my assertiveness today. I scared myself too.
He pulled me into a hug and calmed down. "Just please tell me whats going on. I don't like this!" he whined. I could only laugh.
"You can wait a few more hours," I said. He pouted and then insisted that he take me home. I had the feeling that if I had told him what was happening, he wold have let me stay a little bit longer. It would be worth it in the end.
When I woke up in the morning, once more, I couldn't help but laugh hysterically. Edward was over me in a second.
"Alright, thats it. Tell me what is going on, RIGHT NOW," he said. I smiled and said.
"Take me to school," he glared at me and left so I could get dressed. I hurried up and made myself look nice. I wanted to be dressed up to see the look on Emmett's face. When I came downstairs, Edward shoved a plate in my hands. Eggs and toast.
I ate quickly and then we drove to school. People around us were laughing hysterically. Before he got out of the car, I grabbed his arm.
"Call Emmett. Tell him to come to the school," I said. Edward quickly pulled out his phone and then snapped it shut.
"Alright, he's coming. Now tell me what is going on!" he said. I got out of the car and walked towards one of the pictures. Edward was roaring with laughter.
"You did this!?" he said. I shook my head and joined in on his laughter. Then we saw Emmett walking through a crowd. He came over to us and stopped dead in his tracks. His eyes widened. Quicker than any of us expected, including Edward, Emmett had my in his arms and was running.
"EMMETT! PUT ME DOWN!" I screamed.
"Bella! How could you do that!?" he snapped. I laughed.
"Well, you're a butt-head of a brother! Now, I suggest that if you don't want to get destroyed, you bring me back to school like a nice boy!" I said sternly. Emmett wheeled around and took me back.
He was still fuming, and so was Edward. I walked over to where the others were. Alice grabbed me in a bear hug and out bodies shook with laughter. Jasper stared down at me with praise. Even Rosalie cracked a smile.
"Hey Jasper, put me on your shoulders," I said. He scooped me up and stood taller and anyone on campus. I cupped my hands around my mouth and shouted.
"HEY! NOW YOU ALL KNOW! EMMETT CULLEN IN AN A CLASS BUTT-HEAD!" Jasper almost dropped me he was laughing so hard. He gained control quick enough to run us away from an even more furious Emmett.