OHMAHGAWSH. LAST CHAPTER WAS EHPIIIIC. Ha, spellcheck ignores the words that are all caps. AND I REFUSE TO PUT A HYPHEN. GR.
So right now (though you probably don't really care O.o) I am so obsessing over Jason Todd. OMG he's hot. Then again, so is Wally…don't worry guys, I know I can get re-obsessed about Wally. Just let this one run its course. It's filled with SO MUCH ANGST I LOVE IT. I seriously do. I also love Dick Grayson. Ha, once I saw a picture on DeviantArt of Dick and Wally posing as swimsuit models and Wally was like, vibrating or something cuz he couldn't stay still (nah, he just saw me in my Some Days You Can't Get Away lederhosen and rainbow bra combo XD), and Dick was pretty much sticking out his butt. Then in the description the artist said that Dick's butt gets more publicity than his face. I wasn't aware…but now I am and it's FREAKING TRUE!
Sorry, I'm rambling again.

Thanks as always:
MidnightChiller13: Pfft, that's something I would do.
I'mNotCrazy.I'mInsane: I really wish I had come up with that, but alas, 'tis not true...STUPID BRIT-SPEAK. I got it from a Sweeney Todd parody. I should put the link for my playlist on my profile...
MahFrehndsArShinee: Tobuscus is the best thing ever. YES. TOBY SHALL MAKE A GUEST APPEARANCE. Well, your poor brother. PFFT HA I TOLD BROOKE THAT TODAY. If you don't mind me rambling aimlessly I'll tell you...Kittleson (band teacher) makes her play the tuba, though she really plays the baritone, and she was opening the case today and she's whining, "This is so big and useless" or something to that extent, and I start giggling. She's like, what's going on, and I'm like, "That's what she said." She shook her head and laughed. And actually, Brooke is big and scary, according to one of our classmates...I LOVE WALLY FRIGGIN WEST LIKE I LOVE DOUGHNUTS. Crap, I just remembered that I was gonna get a doughnut from Brooke after lunch...but good idea. I shall asketh him...OOH WE FINISHED ROMEO AND JULIET TODAY IN SCHOOL. Wait, actually that was yesterday. We took a test on it today. I really need to stop. OOOH NOW WE'RE WATCHING GNOMEO AND JULIET!
MahFrehndsArShinee x2: HAAAAA I'M ROTFL SOOOO HARD! TALLYWHACKER!

Here's the link to my Sweeney Todd parody playlist! You'll understand a lot of my inspiration...
http:/ .com /playlist?list=PL31DC1A28F431C206&feature=mh_lolz

And…I'm gonna post a hilarious picture on my profile for the heckuvit. I'll try and find the one I was talking about, but I found a WAY funnier one that I hadn't seen for a while. It's a Batboys draw-off, and it's epic. Ha, 'Well, not my own mother…' OH AND ANOTHER ONE ABOUT SUPERMAN. Seriously, this one is like the best picture ever.
Don't ask, I'm crazy. Just lookatem. They're epic, believe me.

IMMA GOOFY GOOBER ROCK!

"Brooke, shut up, you're scaring the neighbors." Pause. "Actually, keep it up. It's kinda funny watching everyone flee for their lives."

"Don't you dare, Brooke."

While Sweeney, Micky and Brooke continued arguing, Mrs. Lovett was in the kitchen baking uneatable pies and Wally was staring out the window. He glanced at Micky, who was currently having a girlish slap-fest with Sweeney over something. He sighed hopelessly and resumed staring out the window.

"Sommen wrong, love?"

Wally fell out of the booth. "What the FRIKKERS is wrong with you? You don't just sneak up randomly behind people and scare the living crap outta them!"

Mrs. Lovett paused. "Well, maybe you don't, but I do. You should try it sometime, it's actually very satisfying to see your victims jump outta their pants."

Wally thought about this and looked around for a suitable victim. Brooke was still singing, Sweeney was brooding, but Micky…she was humming to herself and smiling smugly at Sweeney. She had obviously won whatever fight they had been having, and now she was gloating about it.

Perfect.

She wouldn't see anything coming. Wally smirked deviously.

He walked out of the shop and Micky looked up. She looked distressed. "Where's Wally going?"

Mrs. Lovett offered, "I think he went to go get some gin to ease Mr. Todd's nerves." Micky frowned. "He knows the streets of London are scary! He shouldn't be out there alone!" She stood up angrily. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN?"

Mrs. Lovett sat Micky down in her chair again and rushed off to find some alcoholic beverage to supposedly calm her down. Before she could come back, however, she saw Wally sneaking behind Micky. He must've come back through the back door.

What Mrs. Lovett wasn't expecting was to see Wally move at the speed of light.

She stood there for a minute, trying to process what had just happened. Finally she just keeled over. Nobody really noticed, though, since they were all preoccupied.

Meanwhile, Wally was raising his arms to scare Micky, when she turned around. She immediately freaked out. She screamed loudly and in a very high pitch, which made Wally cover his ears and close his eyes. She threw her hands out in a defensive gesture, and ended up smacking Wally in the face. He fell into a booth and slid to the floor. Micky lost her balance and landed on top of him, creating a very awkward situation.

Brooke and Sweeney stopped fighting long enough to stare at the two lying on each other, tangling in arms and legs. Brooke laughed, but Sweeney narrowed his eyes. He started stomping toward Wally, when Brooke stepped in front of him. She pouted and clasped her hands in front of her, creating the picture of innocence. "C'mon...let the kids have a little fun."

Sweeney pointed two of his fingers at Wally, then pointed them to his eyes. Micky whispered, "He's watching you."

Wally and Micky untangled themselves and stood up awkwardly. Micky looked away, blushing. Wally rubbed his neck and chuckled nervously. Wally opened his mouth to say something when Micky walked away suddenly with a speed that he envied.

She grabbed Brooke on her way to the window and pressed their noses up against the glass. Brooke was halway smooshed so her face was distorted and she couldn't talk. Micky pointed at something and bounced up and down excitedly. Everyone came walking over to peer out and they all gasped.

"It's Signor Pirelli!"

"I'll get my razor."

Sweeney walked upstairs just as the door jingled. Signor Pirelli walked in FLAMBOYANTLY (A/N: Sorry, felt like putting emphasis on the word...) and Toby trailed in behind him. Brooke and Micky squealed and rushed up to Toby and hugged him, cuz he's just so darn cute! Toby grinned stupidly and Pirelli got a good look at the girls' butts as they bent over to embrace the kid.

Wally growled and Pirelli looked away, whistling.

Micky stood up again and asked, "You wanna see Mr. Todd, right?" Pirelli smiled and nodded, waggling his eyebrows suggestively at her. She looked down and realized her airbags were almost being flashed. "STUPID PROSTITUTE DRESS!"

Wally narrowed his eyes at Pirelli and stood in his line of vision, crossing his arms and pouting slightly. "Mr. Todd...?"

Pirelli, as if broken from a trance, jumped and looked around. "What, yes, oh...yes, Mr. Todd." He skipped up the steps (A/N: Which is actually a very awkward process, btw) and Wally looked at Micky again. He rubbed his neck and laughed nervously. Again. "So are, ah...are you okay?" Micky nodded enthusiastically and charged up the stairs as quietly as possible. Brooke was about to follow her but she was stopped by Wally.

"You're not gonna leave me down here with them, are you?"

Brooke looked around the room and found Mrs. Lovett passed out over the counter with her butt sticking out and Toby raiding the cupboards for gin. He finally found some and he smiled creepily. He cradled it and said, "My precious...my precious..."

"No." Wally sighed in relief.

Micky opened the back door to Sweeney's shop carefully and quietly and snuck into the room. She hid in the chest, closing it enough so she wouldn't be discovered but open enough to see through. Sweeney and Pirelli were talking.

"Mr. Benjamin Barker."

Micky gasped despite herself. Sweeney gawked and said, "OHMAIGAW HOW DID YOU KNAO." They talked for a little longer, then Pirelli threatened him with taking half of his earnings. Sweeney holds up a finger and says, "OH NO YOU DI'N'T."

All of a sudden, Micky' cell phone starts ringing.

I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK

"D'oh CRAP!" She scrambled to silence the ringer, but it only got louder as she wiggled it out of her pocket. The inappropriate part came up and she dropped her phone. It clattered, but continued with:

DIRTY BABE
YOU SEE THESE SHACKLES BABY
I'M YOUR SLAVE
I'LL LET YOU WHIP ME IF I MISBEHAVE
IT'S JUST THAT NO ONE MAKES ME FEEL THIS WAY

She peered through the crack at the two men and almost died at their confused expressions.

"What was that?" Her phone finally shut up and she sat silently while Sweeney figured out she was in the room. He hurriedly grabbed the teapot and started hitting Pirelli's head with it. Micky's phone started ringing again in the midst of it. This time it was a different song.

I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT

It kept playing throughout Pirelli's bashing and Micky prayed for it to end. She didn't notice as Sweeney started to drag him toward the chest. He lifted the lid and the music got infinitely louder.

NUGGET, BISCUIT
NUGGET IN A BISCUIT
NUGGET, BISCUIT
NUGGET IN A BISCUIT!

DIP IT ALL IN MASHED POTATOES!

Micky had the sudden urge to face-palm. She didn't have time, however, since Sweeney noticed she was in there. He stared down at her in surprise, but everyone looked at the door when they heard Toby coming up the stairs. Sweeney shoved Pirelli in the chest before the boy could see it and he closed it.

Micky was pushed down into an awkward position and was very uncomfortable. There was something really heavy on top of her, too. She felt something warm trickling down her face and slapped a hand over her face to silence the scream.

She...was underneath...a dying, bleeding Pirelli. In a trunk (A/N: THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLED! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THAT FOR MONTHS NOW!).

She kicked her feet and had a mini hissy fit when she heard Toby leave. The trunk opened again, and Micky pushed upward, trying to get out.

Sweeney had other plans.

Instead of letting her out before he killed Pirelli, in his blood-lust he completely forgot she was underneath him. He sliced open his neck, blood spraying everywhere. Across the floor, onto his shirt...into the trunk. Micky closed her eyes and wished for a paper bag.

Pirelli was finally dead, and the trunk was closed again. Sweeney walked downstairs, feeling like he was forgetting something.

Brooke and Wally looked up when they saw Sweeney sauntering down the stairs. Mrs. Lovett had finally woken up, and was fanning herself. Brooke pouted and said, "I wanted to see him die. That teapot thing always cracks me up."

Wally stared at her in awe.

Mrs. Lovett shot up and her eyes were wide. "You didn't, Mr. T!"

He smirked and said, "Aw yeah I did."

Brooke looked around and asked, "Where's Micky?"

A scream echoed from upstairs. Everyone looked up as Micky came tumbling down the stairs of a flurry of hair and blood. She kept screaming for all she was worth while the group simply stared at her, taking her image in.

Mrs. Lovett fainted again. Sweeney blushed and said, "Oops." Wally gawked. Brooke walked up and kneeled beside her. Micky looked at her wildly and pointed to the blood covering her face.

"It was...he was...I...sexy mashed potatoes...and...AWMAIGAW IT'S ALL OVER ME GET IT AWWWWFFFFF!" Brooke shushed her, and glared at Sweeney. She mouthed 'I blame you', and took the wet cloth Wally was currently holding out to her. He kneeled next to her and smoothed her sticky hair down while Brooke cleaned all the drying blood off of her. When the cloth was soaked, she held it out and threw it to Sweeney. He glared at her and she glared right back. She yelled, "Your mess, you clean it up."

Micky shuddered and turned over. Brooke yelled, "CLEAR!" Everyone jumped back and Micky puked all over the floor. Wally was already walking up to her again, but Brooke held her hand out. "Wait for iiiiiiiiit..."

Micky puked again and collapsed on a step. Brooke nodded. "She's all good."

Micky looked around. "Hey, where's Toby?"

Wally answered, "Getting more gin."

"Ah."

She looked at Wally and squinted. She tugged on Brooke's sweatshirt and whispered something. She whispered back and Micky glared at nothing. It was quiet for a second, and Brooke got a weird look on her face. Micky realized what was about to go down and she was struggling to cover Brooke's mouth before she said anything.

"So Wally. It's Valentine's Day." Wally looked up at her surprised and thought. "Yeah...yeah, I guess it is." Brooke's grin was still there. "Do you have a Valentine...?"

He looked between the two girls and answered slowly, "Noooooo..."

Brooke blurted out loudly, "You and Micky totally make the cutest couple, like evar!" Wally froze and Micky closed her eyes. Her lips formed a tight line of frustration. Wally started gaping like a fish.

All of a sudden, lyrics started up again.

LET ME SEE YOU STRIP
YOU CAN GET A TIP
CUZ I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE

Micky finally face-palmed.

D'aw, Brooke...you make my life miserable :( Hmm, I wonder who was messing with my phone...
So, there was kind of a song when Pirelli was getting killed...geez Brooke. Moocher.
Pfft, ROTFL, don't even ask about the songs...I was introduced to the last one by a pic on DeviantArt. Nightwing was stripping. Aw, geez there's something wrong with me.
Oh, and what day would you like me to update this on? I wanna make it a weekly thing like a TV show, so you can always look forward to it instead of not knowing when the next chapter will be. So lemme know. Also...WEBSITE IS UP! IT'S AT .COM. 'Cept no capitals...another also:

LEMME SEE YOU STRIP
YOU CAN GET A TIP
CUZ I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE

More random songs in the next chapter.
PS: I love you forever if you've heard Nugget in a Biscuit. If not, look it up. It's by TOBUSCUS!
~MickyinBoots