A/N: I know, I know, I haven't posted in a week.
It seems that every time I sit down to write a cliché, something comes up, like playing Okami (best game ever!), reading Deadline (best book ever, other than Twilight), and writing Twilight Shorts (best fanfic ever of mine, I hope), my new serious looooong project of oneshots, songfics, and drabbles. I'm spending so much time on so that it doesn't seem too rushed, as too many of my oneshots do… :(
God, I sound so full of my self in A/N's.
Sorry if this chapter is utter madness. My brain is fried from writing Really Random with Anna (my homegirl) and Mexi (my other homegirl!)
Continuation of Story in Chapter 2: Forever Young: the Most Overused Cliché Ever Written in the History of Clichés: Written In Script Format Because I Am Lazy
Bella: OMG, let's go to school!
--all skip in the Forks High--
Edward: Hm, that vampire reminds me of Bella. However, since she looks goth, she can't be.
Bella: Hey, Edward, guess who I am?
Edward: Is it… Tanya?
Bella: Nope.
Edward: Is it… Rosalie?
Bella: Nope.
Edward: Is it Esme?
Bella: Nope.
Edward: Is it Alice? OMG, it's totally Alice.
Bella: Nope.
Edward: That must mean… you're Bella!
Bella: Nope. I mean yup.
Bella's static sibling (hereby known as Robert): C'mon, I need to interrupt this reunion so we can have more filler.
--whisks Bella home--
Bella's other static sibling (hereby known as Ally): Who was that at school today?
Bella: Oh, just some guy.
Robert: What guy?
Bella: Oh, just the love of my life who broke my heart and made me turn goth.
Ally: Oh, okay then.
--Ally continues making pie for yayme2012--
Bella: Yeah, so I'm going to pretend like I hate him.
Robert: But…why?
Bella: Haven't you been listening? HE BROKE MY HEART!
--Bella makes everything explode within a three mile radius--
Ally: Dude.
--the next day at da shizzy skool--
Edward: Bella! I love you!
--Bella makes him explode, but he walks away unscathed--
Bella: You didn't explode! That must be a sign!
--both start making out--
Edward: Wow! Let's totally pretend that a million school children didn't see that happen!
Bella: What, us making out?
Edward: I was more of talking about the building explosion…
--both make out again--
Bella: Now I can finally give birth to our vampire children!
All: Hooray!