Author's Note: Hey everyone! I'm back with chapter 13: the fight between Mordecai and Thomas! WARNING: This will probably be the most violent chapter. Enjoy and please favorite/review! Also, I updated my profile info and profile/story picture so check them out! :D

"GRRRRRRR! STOP MOVING!"

Thomas growled in frustration, unable to hit the lightning fast Mordecai. Mordecai was like a bumblebee, darting under and around Thomas' huge body while hitting with strikes to the demon's legs, slowing him down.

"Hey dumbass, I'm over here!" he shot to the right of the monster.

"Oh wait, now I'm over here! Looks like you can't keep up dude!" he said shrugging his shoulders then making a face which pissed off Thomas even more.

"I ORDERED YOU TO STOP-" he lifted his fists up and slammed them into the ground causing a miniature earthquake, "...MOVING!".

"What the-?!" Mordecai said before falling over. He stood up ready to move but had his foot caught in a crack in the floor. He tried to pull it out, but was completely stuck! Thomas moved over to him slowly, pounding his hand into his fist.

"Oh, now who's at a disadvantage?! I'm going to enjoy ripping you in two!" he laughed menacingly.

'Oh crap, oh crap! I've got...to...get...out!' Mordecai thought, pulling with each word.

Thomas towered over the trapped Mordecai, cracking his knuckles. He reached down to Mordecai's waist, pulling him out.

Mordecai heard a crack in his lower leg.

"AUGHHHHH! MY ANKLE! I THINK YOU BROKE IT! YOU FREAKING DICK!" he screamed in pain.

"That's not the only thing I'm gonna break! Have any last words, Mordecry?!" he asked holding Mordecai's body like a candy bar, ready to snap his spine in half.

Mordecai looked around frantically for anything to break free of Thomas' vice-like grip. He spotted his guitar near a crack about to fall in!

"Yeah, I do. You said you're a reasonable dude, so could you please grab my guitar before it falls in over there? Just take it as a reminder of how you kicked my ass...a trophy of sorts." he said pointing towards the guitar with his beak.

Thomas agreed, reaching over to the guitar, which was a grave mistake letting go of Mordecai's lower body. Mordecai used his good leg to propel himself off Thomas' chest, doing a backflip and landing on his huge forearm. He ran up it like a ramp (A.N: Mordecai can still run normally, just not as fast because of his injured ankle, but the Death kwon do outfit helps him out.), giving the demon a powerful uppercut to the jaw! He jumped off Thomas before he could react while the demon started to tumble towards one of his own cracks! Thomas fell onto his back which stunned him for a few seconds. It was just enough time for Mordecai to move in like a cheetah for the finishing blow: a bone-crushingly strong flurry of punches to his stomach and face! Thomas was on the edge of the dark abyss below. Mordecai stood on his chest and looked down at his beaten and bloody opponent with pride.

"Any last words for you dude?" he asked smirking.

"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I DON'T HAVE TO DIE! I-I-I CAN HELP YOU DEFEAT MY FATHER! I KNOW HIS FULL PLAN!" he begged.

Mordecai walked over to his face, putting one leg up onto his chin and said while narrowing his eyes, "Really? Well tell me and I may let you live!"

Thomas explained all the details of Death's plan. Mordecai stood there, shocked at how crazy it sounded. Afterwards, Mordecai hopped off Thomas, walking over to pick up his guitar.

"Ok, I don't believe you man. I mean yeah, you're dad is freaking psycho, but even that plan sounds too far-fetched for me." he said, climbing back onto Thomas' chest.

"BUT...BUT...I'M TELLING THE TRUTH! I SWEAR! YOU SAID I WOULD LIVE!" he cried.

"I said I may let you live. Sorry dude. But I'd rather take advantage of this opportunity with you in pain!" he laughed, before raising the guitar over his head and slamming it into Thomas' face.

SMASH!

"You stole my guitar!"

SMASH!

"You broke my ankle!"

SMASH!

"You tried to snap me in half!"

SMASH!

"You stole my friends and possibly my girlfriend!"

SMASH!

"But most importantly..." he stopped, raising the guitar as it transformed into an axe due to the magical powers of Death kwon do.

"NO! DON"T!" Thomas screamed.

"YOU AND YOUR FATHER MADE ME LOSE MY MEMORY! MY LIFE! EVERYTHING I WAS IS GONE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL! HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO SOMEONE ELSE?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU DESERVE THIS, YOU AND YOUR FATHER! I HOPE YOU ARE BOTH ENDLESSLY TOURTURED IN YOUR OWN PERSONAL HELL! THIS IS KARMA AT ITS BEST, YOU FREAKING GODDAMN DICK!" Mordecai shouted on the verge of crying in anger.

"PLEASE! I'M-" Thomas started.

SLICE!

Mordecai stood there shaking and dropped the axe/guitar. He wasn't able to stand, so he sat down on the beheaded body of Thomas, exhausted. He was able to calm down after a few minutes and regained his composure. He stood up while picking up the axe/guitar and stared in awe as it started glowing in his hands. (A.N: It looked like a black and white Explorer guitar with a wooden neck and a black strap with a razor-sharp blade underneath the front of it. An Explorer guitar is the one Rigby played with in "Mordecai and the Rigby's" episode.)

"Whoa! This thing is officially badass now!" he smiled, twirling it around himself to test it out.

"Now, I just need to find my way out of here. Wait, what is that?" he wondered.

He slid off Thomas' body and walked towards the light shining in the distance.