AN- THIS THE ONLY FAIRY TALE THAT IS NOT COMPLETELY FINISHED, ALTHOUGH THIS CHAPTER IS. I JUST ENDED IT DIFFERENTLY...I WAS LOW ON TIME AND IT WAS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT THING. TELL ME IF Y0U LIKE IT!
The Tortoise and the Hare.
Once upon a time there was a hare who,
Naruto appeared.
"I'm first this time!"
boasting how he could run faster than anyone else, was forever teasing tortoise for its slowness.
Sasuke appeared.
"Am I a girl this time?"
No.
"Well what am I?"
A turtle.
Sasuke transformed in to a turtle. He still had his human head and neck mind you.
"WHAT THE HELL? WHY AM I A DAMN MAMMAL?"
"I thought turtles were reptiles." Naruto said.
Suddenly Naruto transformed to having a Hare's body while still having his human head and neck.
"SWEET!"
Then one day, the irate tortoise answered back: "Who do you think you are? There's no denying you're swift, but even you can be beaten!" The hare squealed with laughter.
"There's no way a turtle can beat a rabbit in a race..." Turtle Sasuke said.
"Beaten in a race? By whom? Not you teme!, surely! I bet there's nobody in the world that can win against me, I'm so speedy. Now, why don't you try?"
"No." Sasuke said.
"No?" Naruto asked.
"No."
"No?"
Yes
"No."
"No?"
Yes
"No."
"Yes."
No.
"Yes."
"Yes."
"..."
"..."
"Damnit voice." Sasuke muttered.
Annoyed by such bragging, the tortoise accepted the challenge. A course was planned, and the next day at dawn they stood at the starting line. The hare yawned sleepily as the meek tortoise trudged slowly off. When the hare saw how painfully slow his rival was, he decided, half asleep on his feet, to have a quick nap. "Take your time!" he said. "I'll have forty winks and catch up with you in a minute."
"Take my time?"
"Yea Sasuke, I mean look at you. You're a turtle."
"I take offence to that...only for this chapter."
"Whatever I'm going to sleep now." Naruto said.
"OK you do that. I'm going to go look for my bat." Sasuke turtle said and he slowly walked off.
Naruto never caught the bat thing.
The hare woke with a start from a fitful sleep and gazed round, looking for the tortoise.
Naruto was sill unconscious. Only now he had several bruises on his head and body.
SASUKE!
"What?" Sasuke innocently asked.
Why did you do that? Now we can't finish the story! This is all your fault!
"What are you talking about?" Sasuke faked innocence.
"What's going on?"
"NARUTO YOUR ALIVE!" Turtle Sasuke shouted.
Hare-Naruto wobbly stood rubbing his head.
"Why does my head feel like it ran into a bat over and over again?"
"Um...It did. You just have to be more careful."
Sasuke you are lucky. One more incident like that and that's it.
"What is the voice talking about?"
"I have no idea." Sasuke answered.
But the creature was only a short distance away, having barely covered a third of the course. Breathing a sigh of relief, the hare decided he might as well have breakfast too, and off he went to munch some cabbages he had noticed in a nearby field.
"I want a banana frappe." Naruto said.
"What the hell is that?" Sasuke asked.
"Only the most awesome, super special even-better-than-ramen thing in the whole universe!"
"If you like it more than Ramen than it must be awesome."
But the heavy meal and the hot sun made his eyelids droop.
Naruto fell asleep again.
Sasuke slowly crept torward him with a wooden Bat.
With a careless glance at the tortoise, now halfway along the course, he decided to have another snooze before flashing past the winning post. And smiling at the thought of the look on the tortoise's face when it saw the hare speed by,
Naruto was still unconscious.
Only this time there were more bruises and a broken wooden bat rested on his face.
SASUKE!
Sasuke ran across the finish line laughing madly.
"And the moral of the story is never trust someone you know you can win against to play fairly!"
Wait till next chapter...
"HAHAHAH!"
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